#inej gahfas
• I would have come for you. And if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting.
Crooked Kingdom / Leigh Bardugo
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This is the second and final books in the soc (six of crows) duology. The crew managed to break into the most secure prison (the Ice Kingdom). But now they’re having a bit of a rough patch trying to get out of their own city. As always, Kaz has the most flawless plans, Inej is the Wraith, Wylan has a useful knowledge for chemistry; Nina and Jesper have their powers, and Mathasis was a soldier. Yet the book will leave you in tears. No mourners, no funerals? 5/5
Okay but INEJ GHAFA MEETING DELILAH BARD—
No, no, it would be amazing, but imagine KAZ BREKKER MEETING DELILAH BARD
Even better, imagine JESPER FAHEY MEETING DELILAH BARD!
I’m ready to fight every single Shadow and Bone fan on May 8th to get into that meet and greet.
Why would you fight fellow fans when you can just find someone smaller/taller than you, putting on a Conspicuous Trenchcoat, walking around like you are only one person and definitly not 2 fans pile up on the other’s shoulder? With a feroda hat.
Concept: Jesper holding Kaz back from smacking The Darkling’s face with his crow cane after Inej gets hurt.
Counteroffer: Jesper Holding Kaz’s hat politely while Kaz smacks The Darkling’s face with his crow cane after Inej gets hurt.
Netflix: *ends up having to officially release the trailer after the leak*
The Grishaverse fandom after month of clowning:
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever tried waking up at 6am, only to find out that the Shadow and Bone trailer is out?
I haven’t seen this much soc content on my dash in months the Grishaverse really rose up from the grave with a 40 second teaser
That’s us. A bunch of clowns waiting for the show…
Okay, i haven’t seen the show yet but its on my list.
Inej:Are you getting enough sleep?
Kaz: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
Kaz: Who’s trying to kill us?
Inej: No one…?
Kaz:That’s new.
Inej: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for you health so you shouldn’t do it.
Kaz: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions both positive and negative so it cancels out.
Inej: Tha-that’s not how that works…
Mattias: There’s seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Inej: Have everyone stand.
Wylan:Bring three more chairs.
Jesper:The best seven of the lot can sit down!
Kaz:Kill three.
