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Peter: Me, driving my Toyota to the depths of hell: “let’s go places!”

Tony: How do you even think of this shit?

Peter: Stay fresh, God bless!

Marvel Characters as my Texts

(the long awaited sequel)

ft my crippling fear of Nosferatu

i hope you enjoyed the chaos!

please don’t use/post without my permission!

Peter: I’m glad I wasn’t alive during the caveman era, I feel like I wouldn’t function!

Tony:???

Peter: I have a very strong urge to do cartwheels down the hallway

Tony: You are injured, there will be other times when you can cartwheel down the hall

Peter, Ned, and MJ making a pact: Whoever makes it to the end of the year without falling down the stairs wins!