#tony stark incorrect quotes
Tony: I’m not a religious person though I do hold a particular disdain for Buddhism on the off chance I might be reincarnated into someone who actually gives a fuck.
Rhodes:…
Happy:…
Pepper:…
Peter:GODDAMN
Loki: I want to change my pronouns as “Fuck Me”
Tony: I’m afraid to ask, but why?
Loki: So I can get your permission to fuck you every time you call me
Tony:…
Loki:…
Tony:…
Loki: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jarvis: sir, I don’t think fighting is the best way to solve a problem
Friday: let me examine his fighting style first then we can get him boss
Karen: ACTIVATE INSTANT MOTHER FUCKING KILL
Tony: Harley, we need to talk about-
Harley: The building was already on fire when I got there.
Tony:What?
Harley:What?
Peter: HEY HEY!
Tony (whispering): shhh, Morgan’s sleeping.
Peter (whispering):sorry.
Tony (whispering): what’s up?
Peter(whispering): there’s a fire-
Peter: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli!
Tony:When are you going to stop?…
Tony:I’m starting to worry about Peter
Harley: nah, I’m sure he’s fine.
*hours later*
Harley: Peter, It’s 4 am… why are you baking a cake? Also what’s with the party decorations and candy?
Peter: I’m celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity… cookie?
Peter coming in to the room where pepper and tony are talking:
Peter: are you guys in the mood for a quickie?
Pepper, choking:WHAT?
Peter, confused: a quickie! you know, those egg tarts from fontaine
Tony: peter, that is a QUICHE
Peter: how dumb do you think we are?
Tony: sometimes Harley leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list…
Peter and Harley if they made a tiktok:
Tony: what are you two doing?
Peter: *looks at Harley*
Harley: *looks at Peter*
Peter: *plays the first 5 seconds of the Big Time Rush Theme*
Tony: “n-nevermind, I really need to stop asking…”
Peter: Me, driving my Toyota to the depths of hell: “let’s go places!”
Tony: How do you even think of this shit?
Peter: Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color
Harley: Star fruit?
Peter: So close!! That is a shape
Tony:???
Peter: I’m glad I wasn’t alive during the caveman era, I feel like I wouldn’t function!
Tony:???
Peter: I have a very strong urge to do cartwheels down the hallway
Tony: You are injured, there will be other times when you can cartwheel down the hall
