#spiderman incorrect quotes

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Doctor Strange: Do you know Spider-Man?


Doc Ock:Yes!


Doctor Strange: Is this him?


Doc Ock *turns to Peter*: kid have you ever dance in middle of the street?


Peter:n-no


Doc Ock: No, he is not Peter

Tony: I’m not a religious person though I do hold a particular disdain for Buddhism on the off chance I might be reincarnated into someone who actually gives a fuck.


Rhodes:


Happy:


Pepper:


Peter:GODDAMN

Jarvis: sir, I don’t think fighting is the best way to solve a problem


Friday: let me examine his fighting style first then we can get him boss


Karen: ACTIVATE INSTANT MOTHER FUCKING KILL

Nobody:

Peter after NWH: I live in New York. I have 3 roommates. Two of them are rats. We eat pizza for dinner every night. The rent? 4000 dollars a second. It’s fine. I’m fine.

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