#spiderman incorrect quotes
Doctor Strange: Do you know Spider-Man?
Doc Ock:Yes!
Doctor Strange: Is this him?
Doc Ock *turns to Peter*: kid have you ever dance in middle of the street?
Peter:n-no
Doc Ock: No, he is not Peter
Tony: I’m not a religious person though I do hold a particular disdain for Buddhism on the off chance I might be reincarnated into someone who actually gives a fuck.
Rhodes:…
Happy:…
Pepper:…
Peter:GODDAMN
Jarvis: sir, I don’t think fighting is the best way to solve a problem
Friday: let me examine his fighting style first then we can get him boss
Karen: ACTIVATE INSTANT MOTHER FUCKING KILL
Nobody:
Peter after NWH: I live in New York. I have 3 roommates. Two of them are rats. We eat pizza for dinner every night. The rent? 4000 dollars a second. It’s fine. I’m fine.