#marvel quotes
Why does the last still in the video look similar to What If zombie Wanda vibes? I’m calling it this clip is zombie Wanda!
so basically the only villain Benedict Cumberbatch ever has faced or will be facing is himself?
THE RANGE
Loki: A Summary
Loki: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Bruce: I think you mean “tricks”?
Thor: He did not.
Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: I did not.
Steve, stroking Tony’s hair: You’re so tiny and adorable.
Tony, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now.
Steve, looking at Tony with heart eyes: I know.
Peter: Tony! Can I ride this scooter Steve gave me?
Tony: sure whatever, I mean I’m not your dad.
Peter, running out: okay! thanks!
Tony, screaming after him: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY-
Peter: everyone keeps telling me what Tony would or wouldn’t want.
Peter: WELL GUESS WHAT, I’M MY OWN DAD NOW!
Peter: I’M GONNA HAVE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST AND BEDTIME IS NEVER!
Tony, from the afterlife: fuck ‘em up son!
Rhodey: How do you manage all these kids you keep getting?
Tony: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever.
Tony: This morning Morgan yelled out to me and when I showed up to see what was going on, Peter shot me in the throat with a nurf gun.
Tony: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Peter.
Steve: What? Not everyone likes Peter.
Tony: Who doesn’t?
Steve: Well-
Tony: Names, now, Steve. GIVE ME THIER NAMES!
Bucky: *pulls out a knife*
Steve: oh no
Bucky: *opens are cardboard box with it*
Steve: oh okay
Bucky: *pulls a gun out of the box*
Steve: oh no
Tony, deathly hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of ducks.
Steve, sipping his coffee: I would, but then I would be lying to the king of ducks.
Tony, sarcastically: Yeah, everything is great. We are just one big happy family. We are all having a great time.
Also Tony: I want to set either myself or this compound on fire.
Peter: I would kill for you, Mr Thor!
Thor, gripping his shoulder: Well, that’s not necessary-
Peter: Oh, that’s a relief, because I would do it, but it would weigh on me.
Doctor, to pre-serum Steve: you should stop picking fights with people bigger than you.
Bucky: but everyone is bigger than him.
Steve: you want to die, bitchboy?
Computer: Please enter password
Steve: Tony
Computer: Too weak
Steve, destroying the computer: SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER
Tony, holding a cauliflower in front of Steve’s face: what is this?
Steve: … a cauliflower?
Tony, to Peter: now tell Steve what you think it is.
Peter, arms folded: ghost broccoli
Peter: oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.
Tony, crying: please just say fuck.
Tony: Peter! You have to stay awake, you’ve got like 69 stab wounds
Peter:
Peter:
Peter, while bleeding out at an alarming rate:nice
Peter: *points knife at emotions*
Peter: stay back, slut.
Steve: Tony just GO TO THE HOSPITAL-
Tony: who’s stab wound is this????? I didn’t realise it was OUR stab wound????
Steve: I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to react, okay?
Tony: Sure.
Steve: If you want to live give me all your money!
Peter, loudly: Bold of you to assume I have any money.
Tony, over everyone’s shit: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Steve: Are you a morning or a night person?
Tony: I don’t like being alive at any part of the day, thank you very much.
Peter: Mr Stark, could you please do me a small favour?
Tony: I will literally kill for you, but go on.
Steve: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Tony: Just give him a minute
Peter: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull]
Sam: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Bucky, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Steve: That would go against my moral compass.
Bucky: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.
Random criminal: I’m here to kidnap you
Peter: I’ll have to ask my dad
Random criminal: it’s not a cho-
Peter: He said no
Peter: Do you guys think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Steve: you’re a hazard to society.
Tony: and a coward. Try twenty.
Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?
Tony:
Tony: My name is Tony.
Peter: There are just some sounds that everyone loves. Like shoes on gravel.
Tony: Rain hitting the roof.
Steve: The crackling of a fire.
Natasha: The snapping of the necks of those who think they can disrespect you.
*Peter suddenly appears in the space ship*
Tony: Peter! You’re back! What happened?
Peter: I was starting to sing Bubblegum Bitch for the 12th time in the soul stone and it just yeeted me out.
*Somewhere far away*
Tony: Peter just did something stupid, I can feel it. Why am I surprised? Don’t you ‘greater good’ and 'please trust me Mr. Stark.’ I wouldn’t trust that boy with a plastic spoon.
Rhodey: This is big dad energy.