#spideypool
Deadpool: you’re lucky you can die, spidey you don-
Peter: bold of you to assume i want to live
Deadpool:
Peter:
Deadpool: is that a gen z thing?
Peter: … maybe
absolutely no one asks me about it but i will tell you that deadpool and spiderman are heartmates anyway
Deadpool’s guide on how to take care of your blind spider.
Step 16: Give him a blind friend. Loneliness is a killer
who knew spiders could be this clingy
I always feel in awe every time Wilt uploads a new Spideypool pic. No, wrong, every time he uploads anything. So good ✨
my friend had a bad day
mj: peters first detention! im so proud
ned: wait why’d he get detention?
peter: because im an idiot
ned, terrified: wait, they can do that!?
peter: mr stark, mr dr strange wont come out of his room
tony: just tell him i said something
peter: like what?
tony: anything factually incorrect
strange, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-
tony: where’s my fucking coffee
steve covering peters ears: tony, there are kids around! could you say it a bit nicer?
tony:
tony: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking coffee?
peter with shuri: mr stark can we use your iron man suit for a video
tony not really paying attention: sure kid
peter: thanks !!
tony:
peter from the other room: this bitch empty-
tony, who is well aware of peters vine culture: peTER NO
the only valid reason deadpool hasnt shown up to kick some crusty purple ass is because he wants to see scott lang expand in thanos’ ass, in this essay i will
