#sterotypes

tehm-mlm:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Being manly is fucking lame. I wanna be cute. I wanna be fucking adorable. I wanna wear frilly pink stuff and have little bows in my hair. I wanna shave all my body hair off. I will be the cutest little shit in the world

I really thought I was cis when I posted this 4 years ago huh

“Yeah I deeply hate my masculine body and I desire to be feminine more than anything in the world. Not trans though haha I’m sure all guys feel this way”

It is incredibly problematic of you and all trans people I see to conflate “masculine” with “male”. How can you all preach about being beyond gender stereotypes if you can’t even see this.

Aries:The Stoner- red eyes, long straight hair, lots of surfer slang, permedent cloud of smoke whenever they enter a room to allow viewers at home to know that they were infact smoking the devils cabbage

Taurus: The Nerd to Pretty girl- picked on by cheerleaders pre-makeover, turns out to be prettier than cheerleaders, claims to teach ‘beauty on the inside’ rule but does the opposite bc not everyone can just get a complete makeover and look effortlessly amazing

Gemini:The Hacker- Only ever eats pizza, says ‘once I get through this firewall’ a lot more than nessesary, glasses, never turns on bedroom light

Cancer:The Class Clown- wears sunglasses inside, legs kicked up on desk, perpetual shit-eating grin

Leo:The Sexually Frustrated Virgin- 99% of the time male, estranged cousin of the Nerd, secret collection of naughty pictures, has personally drilled 4 of the 5 holes in the ladies lockerroom wall

Virgo:The Jock- buff, strong, and meatheaded, bullies the outsiders, enjoys throwing football in areas where football should not be thrown

Libra:The Snacker- backpack full of snacks, always asking for a pencil, does work between chip crunches

Scorpio:The Emo/Goth- Sacrifices goats in their free time, black eyeliner is never smudged, likes to say ‘ugh’

Sagittarius:The Prep Boy(s)- total chad, “my father will hear about this!”, shorts in every color of the rainbow, calls friends ‘broskis’, “no homo tho”

Capricorn:The Nerd- thick glasses, picked on by Jock, in love with (perfect popular student), 4.3 GPA, “according to my research..”

Aquarius:The Cheerleader- Blond™, dating Jock, followed by 2 or more goons (with one being a minority for ‘racial diversity’), short and suggestive clothing

Pisces:The Outcast- Just moved from a) fucking no where or b) highly populated area, cares about social status, most basic and sterotypical teenager ever, bullied, average or above average grades