the signs as snakey things

Aries: not responding to your texts because they “fell asleep”

Taurus: hanging out with you only when their only friends can’t hang

Gemini: passive aggressive twitter posts

Cancer: being team Kim and not team Taylor

Leo: nothing they’re perfect. ;)

Virgo: accidently texting screenshots to the person who your screenshotted

Libra: telling their close friends dirt about their other close friends

Scorpio: following someone back like 3 months after they follow you

Sagittarius: not text back after making plans

Capricorn: unfollowing someone when they have 1,000 followers

Aquarius: betraying someone in paranoia /assasin

Pisces: copying other people’s work and getting credit for it

:)

Do The Signs Like November?

Aries: Eh. Kinda.

Taurus: Fuck yes. How could you not?!

Gemini: Um. Of course, have you seen fall fashion?

Cancer: Ew no gross, it’s not warm and not cold how tf am I️ suppose to prepare.

Leo: Still wishing it was summer lol

Virgo: Did someone say warm cuddles and blankets? Sign me up.

Libra: LOTS OF LEAVES! YAY!

Scorpio: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m not mad at it!

Sagittarius: Everything is just so pretty, how can you not love it?!

Capricorn: AWE HELL YEAH

Aquarius: Idk it’s that awkward puberty month between winter and summer.

Pisces: Don’t even say fall. That word disgusts me.

:)

signs as stranger things characters

Aries: Chief Hopper

Taurus: Will

Gemini: Dr. Martin Brenner

Cancer: Lucas

Leo: Nancy

Virgo: Mike

Libra: Eleven

Scorpio: Steve

Sagittarius: Dustin

Capricorn: Jonathan

Aquarius: Barbara

Pisces: Joyce

:)

Complexities About The Signs

Aries:Though outwardly they can seem unfriendly, all they really want is a big group of friends who will have their back and understand that inside they’re just one big lovable teddy bear. 

Taurus:Even though they can seem very calm and collected they can freak out and be emotional too. Not to mention they like to have fun just like everyone else. 

Gemini:Often seen with friends swarming them, they still take immense value in family and will care for their family to no extent. Little siblings are their weak spots.

Cancer:Sometimes they can seem to have a perfect routine down, but inside there can either be perfect chaos or monotony, and it’s always nice for someone to break this routine and be spontaneous. 

Leo:They’ll try to push people who get too close to them away, especially when they are vulnerable, but it’s really just a test to see how much the other person cares for them. They’re working on it. 

Virgo:Though it’s nice to be recognized for their skill, sometimes it feels like people want them for their talents and don’t want to have a true friendship with them. They really just to goof off. 

Libra:Their kindness and bubbly personality often hides their intelligence, passion, and drive, from people, so it’s nice when someone recognizes their more complex traits.

Scorpio:Even though they try to be as independent as possible sometimes they can fall into the trap of needing to be validated by other people, but hey it feels nice to be loved. 

Sagittarius:Though they have an astonishing amount of friends, they still love making deep individual connections with people, living life to the fullest, and passion. 

Capricorn:They are great at keeping secrets and hiding a lot of things from the public, yet once they find the right person they’re willing to spill everything. 

Aquarius:Sometimes all their work can drag them down, making rest and relaxation days essential for them. Also, spending time reflecting is key for them to better organize their lives. 

Pisces:Pisces are actually very talented and smart, though they just hide it with their socializing, leading people to often underestimate Pisces’ ability, 

:)

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Aries: Kris
Taurus: Rob
Gemini: Khloe
Cancer: Kendall
Leo: Kylie
Virgo: Kendall
Libra: Kourtney
Scorpio: Kim
Sagittarius: Khalid
Capricorn: Rob
Aquarius: Kris
Pisces: Kourtney

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Aries: dragonsk8r2006
Taurus: yolomasterchef2014
Gemini: CuteLilThang88
Cancer: xXIBangedYourMom420Xx
Leo: CaLiFoRiNaGuRL17
Virgo: Mr.randomR0flCakexD
Libra: SelenaGomezRulez
Scorpio: xXx420blazeit_mike_420blazeitxXx
Sagittarius: hotchick80576
Capricorn: Bigcreeper100
Aquarius: HairyJ69
Pisces: funfun4every1

:)

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Aries:They actually have a really big soft spot for animals and always go out of their way to help them in need, especially with dogs. This bond with animals makes up for the lack of communication they have with humans. 

Taurus:People often underestimate their drive for their passions, and once they get really into something, they strive to be the best, often achieving their goal. However, their drive can leave them feeling isolated. 

Gemini:Even though they seem very wild and quick moving they also love to settle down and just have a long brunch with deep conversations. They’d always rather have company than have to be alone.

Cancer:Though on the outside they can put up a facade of being put together so they can tend to others needs, they can fall apart and really appreciate when someone takes the time and cares for them for once. 

Leo:Horoscopes usually portray them as extremely outgoing and energetic, however once in a while they need to be alone, as everything starts getting chaotic if they never take a break. They value this time, yet can leave them feeling alone.

Virgo:Wants to have fun more than people think they do. Yes, they can get caught up in their work or school, yet people conclude they don’t want to go to social events, which is actually vital for them to go to. 

Libra:Their need to have a relationship often gets in their way of self-reflection, as instead of spending time on their selves they throw themselves into trying to help and tend to other people. Yet, they recognize this and slowly become more independent. 

Scorpio:They have contradicting emotionally of wanting to become close to people, but also wanting to keep space as they wish to not get hurt. This can strain their relationships with people, yet once they let go and fully trust people they can experience pure happiness. 

Sagittarius:They want perfect love quickly, and when that doesn’t happen they begin to doubt themselves which makes them crave love even more. Breaking this cycle is vital for them, and as they mature they realize self love is what they need. 

Capricorn:Frequently, they want to follow social expectations and try to change themselves or their image to what they think people want to see. However, once they are truly themselves they find their true friends and are able to happy. 

Aquarius:Though they try to care for everyone, dark thoughts often haunt their mind, and finding the escape to this; wether it’s friends or family or an activity, helps them immensely and is extremely important. 

Pisces:Due to their world being hectic, they often find refuge in friends, yet have a hard time breaking down their barriers and sharing their raw emotions. Doing this will lead to an unbreakable bond.

Yes ofc they ain’t about to fail school for not reading a stupid book:
Leo
Scorpio
Aries
Gemini
Cancer
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Pisces
Virgo
Taurus
Libra

No. lol whoops:
Capricorn

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No wtf it’s too hot so its just me getting burned all the time, it’s fun for like a week then you get bored, and I’m definetly NOT beach bod ready:
Taurus ᯽
Pisces ☾
Capricorn ᯽
Virgo ᯽

Yeah I enjoy it, I mean no school right? Gives you an opportunity to have fun and not worry but you know sometimes it’s nice to see all your friends at school:
Aries ☼
Aquarius ➶
Libra ➶
Gemini ➶

I THRIVE on summer, tanning is my strange obsession, the beach is my home, I do whatever I want and just don’t care. Also don’t have to run into any snakes at school:
Leo ☼
Sagittarius ☼
Scorpio ☾
Cancer ☾

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Aries: Partying ☼
Taurus: DIY projects ᯽
Gemini: Traveling around the world ➶
Cancer: Going on an adventure ☾
Leo: Tanning ☼
Virgo: Cooking ᯽
Libra: Swimming ➶
Scorpio: At a pool party ☾
Sagittarius: Going to the beach ☼
Capricorn: Riding their bike ᯽
Aquarius: Writing their book ➶
Pisces: Vacationing ☾

:)

A - Super secretive, Shady, Always planning something, Too smart for their own good:
Virgo
Taurus

Hanna - Breathes fashion, Is not logical, Willing to cut a bitch, Bold and knows it:
Sagittarius
Leo

Emily - Drop dead gorgeous, LGBTQ+, Very predictable, Athletic af:
Aquarius
Scorpio

Aria - Takes pics of everything, Always in a relationship, Lowkey sus, Quirky:
Cancer
Capricorn

Spencer - The “perfect” one, Obvious leader, Hides problems, Succesful
Aries
Libra

Alison - Queen B, Driven and passionate, Manipulative at times, Extremely popular:
Gemini
Pisces

part 4

AriesSouth Carolina

TaurusPennsylvania

GeminiRhode Island

CancerWisconsin

LeoTexas

VirgoUtah

LibraVirginia

ScorpioVermont

SagittariusTennessee

CapricornSouth Dakota

AquariusWashington

PiscesOregon

OphiuchusWest Virginia

No one because Wyoming doesn’t exist……… Wyoming

part 1

Aries:Tanja- 4 kids and a minivan that can’t quit

Taurus: Pam- Never hesitates to mention how their 7 year old soccer player son scored a goal last Saturday 

Gemini:Helen- Drinks to forget but always remembers 

Cancer:Stacy- Takes naps for 2/3s of the day and watches tv for the other 1/3

Leo: Diane- Feels chilly at any temperature except 90 degrees

Virgo:Susan- “You know what Tom I think we’re gonna have to cut back on the pepper; this casserole is TOO spicy!”

Libra:Sharon- Drinks red wine on her patio at 2 pm on a Tuesday 

Scorpio:Betty- Only talks about the newest weightless plan and slips broccoli into their kids brownies

Sagittarius: Judy- Watches cooking shows but has never seen salt in person

Capricorn:Deborah- Never shuts up about her famous casserole 

Aquarius: Carol- Hangs out with Sharon and shit-talks the other moms

Pisces: Kristy- Got a Roomba and put google eyes on it

Aries: Died in the first hour, probably got caught sitting on the toilet

Taurus: Becomes a Zombie killing god, kills the equivalent of New York

Gemini:Dies of dysentery

Cancer: Becomes the leader of an army, just like a Walking Dead villain 

Leo:Claimed an entire Costco for themselves, lives forever

Virgo:Cries in a corner and drinks 13-week old Gatorade 

Libra: Survived for 7 months then killed by another human

Scorpio: The first to become infected

Sagittarius: Got bit in the arm so they cut it off and replaced it with a chainsaw

Capricorn:Kills travelers for their stuff

Aquarius: Accidentally steps in a bear trap and dies of blood loss

Pisces: Develops a cure

Aries: The effects of Coca-cola on bones

Taurus: “How the shape of solid matter effects the way light waves reflect” aka the bitch that won first prize every time 

Gemini:Baking soda volcano 

Cancer: “Does color affect taste??”

Leo:Plant growth but with a predicament 

Virgo:What kind of web spiders make on different hallucinogens 

Libra: Making a lightbulb work with ‘potato power’

Scorpio:A highly scientific project that their mom clearly did

Sagittarius: A last minute project on what they ate last night 

Capricorn: “How do [insert common household pet] react to music?!”

Aquarius: A highly not accurate model of the solar system

Pisces: “HOW MANY TIMES CAN I GET SHOCKED AND SURVIVE??”

Aries: *punches a wall*

Taurus:calmly explains why their angry and how to fix it

Gemini:they don’t; magically enough, they don’t get angry

Cancer:yells with the power of Zeus at the poor soul who tipped their scale

Leo:Hulk SMASH

Virgo: bottles it up until they explode, when this happens run

Libra:gets petty revenge on the assailant later

Scorpio: mutter to themselves about why theyre angry until theyre no longer angry

Sagittarius: *squeezes stress ball stressfully*

Capricorn: Drinks a hot beverage

Aquarius: Screams into a pillow and then instantly cools down

Pisces:*cries*

Aries: Gef the talking mongoose 

Taurus:Skunk ape

Gemini:Batsquatch

Cancer: Yukon Beaver Eater

Leo: The X Monkey 

Virgo:Goatman

Libra:Veggieman

Scorpio:Lizardman

Sagittarius:Pongo

Capricorn: Czechoslovakian Dong Wrangler

Aquarius:Mothman

Pisces:Spingheel Jack

Aries:Shiny lip gloss 

Taurus: Spiked/studded belts 

Gemini:Bedazzled Jeans 

Cancer:Butterfly clips 

Leo: Silly bandz

Virgo: Side bangs 

Libra:Sweatpants with the words “JUICY” on the butt

Scorpio:Tamagotchis

Sagittarius:Shutter shades 

Capricorn: Razor scooters 

Aquarius: Bleached hair + bronzed skin

Pisces:Heelys

The leader, does 90% of the work and is still salty that they’ll get the same grade as the other members: Aries, Gemini, Capricorn, Libra

Snack guy, forgot to to the group work but never forgot to bring the dollar store snack bags: Taurus, Virgo

The trier, really did try to do the work but they either did it so bad that the leader had to take over or it was just really minimal: Pisces, Cancer, Leo

Freeloader, did nothing but eat snack guys snacks, the only time they took it seriously was when it was due and even then they sucked: Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius 

Aries: cheese omelets w/ cheese on top served with cheese slices

Taurus: bagel with cream cheese 

Gemini:tries to eat Trix but the fuckin bunny keeps snatching the bowl

Cancer:whatever Capricorn made

Leo:extra T H I C C slices of cake

Virgo:strawberries and whip cream 

Libra:cereal but they pour the milk first 

Scorpio: souls of the damned

Sagittarius:whatever they can grab the fastest

Capricorn: its hard to eat breakfast when Cancer keeps stealing it

Aquarius:Chinese takeout 

Pisces: dinner for breakfast to balance out the breakfast for dinner

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

Aries: The suspicious character who seems like the villain but isn't 

Taurus:Fred

Gemini:Velma

Cancer:The victim(s) of the initial villain encounter

Leo: Scooby Doo

Virgo:The actual villain

Libra:The one weird old citizen with a weird story that coincides with the seemingly impossible situation

Scorpio:Scrappy doo

Sagittarius:The fucking idiot that goes after the villain and has to be saved by mystery incorporated 

Capricorn:Shaggy

Aquarius: The local police force that tell the kids “this is a job for the adults”

Pisces:Daphne