#stray kids incorrect texts

Bangchan: Where have you two been it’s been three weeks?

Hyunjin: We went to the American girl doll store and Disney world.

Felix: And the Barbie Dream House in Sunrise, Fl.

Hyunjin: And we ate so much. Why have you never taken us to IHOP?

Felix: There was also that orgy.

Hyunjin: And the cougar bar. I was very popular there.

Jungwoo: Too popular.

Felix: It was a confusing vacation.

Taeyong: What did you two do to them?

Jungwoo:Everything.

Yuta: And more.

Hyunjin: I also got a back tattoo.

Felix: Me too. They match.

Bangchan: That actually sounds fun. I wanna go.

Rest of Stray Kids: Me too!

Yuta: Back to the van!

Jeongin: So about this cougar bar.

Jungwoo: No, you can’t come, Hyunjin is already too much competition.

Yuta: When I walk into a room I want to fill the room with dark energy. Bringing a dark cloud every where I go

Minho: I want people to feel emotionally,spiritually and physically drained the moment they enter my auric field.

Yuta: A psychic vampire. I respect that. I’m a Sanguinarian vampire.

Minho: You drink blood? I would love to do that one day.

Bangchan: Are they aware they are the brightest shining lights in our life and makes us happier when they’re around?

Taeyong: Let them live in their Scorpio delusions.

Johnny: Where are you two going?

Jungwoo:Florida.

Johnny:Why?

Jungwoo: Some woman messaged me “Come on down to Florida I got something for ya”

Doyoung: Please don’t take Hyunjin with you.

Hyunjin: I wanna know what she has for him.

Jungwoo: *holds Hyunjin’s hand* For us.

Johnny: What do you think she has for you?

Doyoung: Don’t ask that.

Jungwoo: What else would a lady have for two pretty boys.

Hyunjin: Aw you think I’m pretty?

Jungwoo: Of course.

Yuta: *out of nowhere* Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

Jungwoo: We will only kiss during a threesome with an older woman in a pay by the hour hotel room in Hialeah.

Doyoung: *on the phone* Chan I think you should come get Hyunjin before he flies to Florida with Jungwoo.