8 days until I am 24, 10 days until I meet Miranda Lambert for the 5th time, 18 days until Gloriana’s Rachel is 24 and 37 days until I see Gloriana live! #GettingRachelABirthdayGift :) yes Carrie UnderwoodEmily Osment and Rachel have the same birthday and yes I share a birthday with Ke$ha, Beebs -gag- and The Carter Twins :D LOVE THE CARTER TWINS! PLUS SIDE MY BIRTHDAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN JOHNNY AND JUNE GOT MARRIED!

this took so long to do, but i hope it was worth it

Taeil

“Remember, remember, this is now, and now, and now. Live it, feel it, cling to it. I want to become acutely aware of all I’ve taken for granted.”

Johnny

“If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.”

Taeyong

“I like people too much or not at all. I’ve got to go down deep, to fall into people, to really know them.”

Yuta

“Perhaps some day I’ll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow.”

Kun

“I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am.”

Doyoung

“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my eyes and all is born again.”

Ten

“And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in my life. And I am horribly limited.”

Jaehyun

“Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those.”

WinWin

“If the moon smiled, she would resemble you. You leave the same impression of something beautiful, but annihilating.”

Jungwoo

“I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery—air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, ‘This is what it is to be happy’.”

Lucas

“Kiss me and you will see how important I am.”

Mark

“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.”

Renjun

“How we need another soul to cling to.”

Jeno

“We should meet in another life, we should meet in air, me and you.”

Haechan

“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.”

Jaemin

“I didn’t want my picture taken because I was going to cry. I didn’t know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if anybody spoke to me or looked at me too closely the tears would fly out of my eyes and the sobs would fly out of my throat and I’d cry for a week. I could feel the tears brimming and sloshing in me like water in a glass that is unsteady and too full.”

Chenle

“I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between.”

Jisung

“Can you understand? Someone, somewhere, can you understand me a little, love me a little? For all my despair, for all my ideals, for all that - I love life. But it is hard, and I have so much - so very much to learn.”

been in kind of a funk lately, hope it doesn’t last long

i know it’s still like a month til autumn starts but it’s my favorite season and i’m looking forward to it so here we go

Taeil

“At no other time (than autumn) does the earth let itself be inhaled in one smell, the ripe earth; in a smell that is in no way inferior to the smell of the sea, bitter where it borders on taste, and more honeysweet where you feel it touching the first sounds. Containing depth within itself, darkness, something of the grave almost.” (Rainer Maria Rilke)

Johnny

“There is something incredibly nostalgic and significant about the annual cascade of autumn leaves.” (Joe L. Wheeler)

Taeyong

“He found himself wondering at times, especially in the autumn, about the wild lands, and strange visions of mountains that he had never seen came into his dreams.” (JRR Tolkien)

Yuta

“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.“ (John Donne)

Kun

“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.” (Chad Sugg)

Doyoung

“And all at once summer collapsed into fall.” (Oscar Wilde)

Ten

“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.” (Andrea Gibson)

Jaehyun

“Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.” (Jim Bishop)

WinWin

“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.” (JK Rowling)

Jungwoo

“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.” (Lauren DeStefano)

Lucas

“Why is summer mist romantic and autumn mist just sad?” (Dodie Smith)

Mark

“Aprils have never meant much to me, autumns seem that season of beginning, spring.” (Truman Capote)

Renjun

“Listen! The wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves, we have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” (Humbert Wolfe)

Jeno

“Autumn is as joyful and sweet as an untimely end.” (Rémy de Gourmont)

Haechan

“Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower.” (Albert Camus)

Jaemin

“I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the house.” (Nathaniel Hawthorne)

Chenle

“Autumn…the year’s last, loveliest smile.” (John Howard Bryant)

Jisung

“Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.” (Nora Ephron)

my junior year of uni starts next week so uploading will probably become more sporadic than it already is, if that’s even possible lol

Daily Reminder

Mark Lee is the best boy and doesn’t deserve any negativity or hate people are sending towards him.

Yes nct have made mistakes, everyone has but going as far as belittling him and challenging his self worth is disgusting.

Love our baby lion, he deserves the world

Father NCT!

(questions in italic)

(mc commentary in bold)

<interview>

taglist: @plump-peach​

Johnny

Episode 1

Welcoming the Seo twins!

• Ah a new home, new children and a new superman!
• wow this one is big
• neat too
• aww look at all the toys 
• is that a dollhouse or a mini home. Both Mc’s laugh
• wait what was that
• suddenly a fit of giggles fill the air
• ah there it is again
• the camera moves into a room with two beds facing each other filled with two little girls staring at each other making small little gestures at each other
• “do you think daddy farts in his sleep” One of the girls asks causing the other to begin giggling.
• Omo I think we may have interrupted something
• “Iris you fart in your sleep” The other replies causing both of them into another fit of giggles
• Ah the sound of precious laughter, great way to start the morning
• “Primrose, lets go wake up daddy” Iris sighed after catching her breath from the childish laughter. 
• Both girls fell down to the floor, Iris moving her little bangs out of the way, her sister following behind her.
• Omo i think they’re twins
• “Primrose look a camera” Iris pointed out, both girls moving towards the moving camera at the door of their bedroom. They started touching the camera and moving their faces towards the camera
• wah look at them, they’re so pretty.
• “mirror, mirror on the wall who’s prettiest of them all” Primrose asked not exactly getting the phrase right but her smile shining none the less
• You Primrose, you!
• “You both are Prim”You said tiredly as you entered your daughter’s room
• “mummy”Both girls shouted as they tried to climb you.
• “good morning girls”You giggled bending down bringing them into your arms.
• Ahh is that their mother
• look how pretty she is 
• “did you sleep well”You asked both girls nodding in reply before puckering up their lips
• “morning kiss huh?”You asked as they both jumped up quickly
• “Yeah mummy” they both said in sync making you laugh at them
• You gave each of them a little peck before they attacked your cheeks, little smooch sounds filling the room. 
•  That’s always the best thing to wake up to 
• right it makes you feel so appreciated 
• “Should we go make breakfast for daddy hm?”You asked finally moving away from the girl’s kisses
• They both nodded eagerly before you smiled and led them to the kitchen
• Primrose ran to the kitchen in front of you while Iris walked slowly again moving her bangs out the way before rubbing her eyes. Then noticing the many tents around her living room
• “Mummy what are those”Iris asked as she pointed to one of the tents.
• “Oh those? why don’t you go ask them hunny”You said as you bent down to help Primrose with her mini apron
• “but mummy”Iris said her shiny eyes staring at you in fear, always being the shyer one out of the twins
• “It’s ok Iris I bet they’re really nice”You sighed as you walked over to the little girl and patted her soft hair. She looked from you to the tent and grabbed your hand and unintentionally dragged you over, a giggle leaving your mouth.
• “Ok look”You smiled and bent down to the tent
• “Hello Camera Uncle, this is Iris”You said as you pulled her closer and she shyly waved
• ahhh she’s so precious I can’t handle
• “Where are all my girls”A deep voice came from the hallway
• Oh the new superman, I’m excited
• “Daddy”Primrose shouted as she ran over to her father
• Iris heard as well and ran over aswell
• suddenly the camera moves to the face of the said man
• Ah Johnny Seo
• Johnny?
• Of NCT (Stage montage) 
• <Interview>
• “Hello, I’m Johnny Seo, Father of the 3 year old Seo Twins, Iris and Primrose” He smiled with Iris on his lap 
• “Hello”They both said bowing their heads 
• “And I’m Y/N L/N the mother of these adorable twin girls”You said with a smile as twirled Primrose’s pigtails
• (How did you meet?)
• “Y/n was actually a model with this foreign company that we collabed with and we have this member, Mark he tends to get really awkward around new people but Y/n here broke the ice really quickly and I just clicked with her” Johnny said while looking at you lovingly.
• “You’re lucky I actually agreed to that shoot, I was coming down with something that week” You sighed, leaning towards your husband
• “Oh my god that was you, Doyoung literally was sneezing for days”He laughed and you just shrugged.
• (Why did you keep the marriage a secret?)
• “Y/n got pregnant right after we were married and because it was twins her pregnancy was really hard especially since it was her first one, So she mainly stayed with her mother out of the limelight for the sake of the twins” He said, smiling sadly and the two little girls in front of him
• “Plus Johnny’s a wuss”You chipped in and offended look flashing Johnny’s face
• “Sorry I was a loving husband”He said fake annoyance in his voice
• “It’s okay we appreciate you anyway”You said a smile on your face before you peck him on the cheek. The two girls giggling as they watched their parents.
• (How do you feel about leaving them alone?)
• “I trust the girls will have everything under control”You said a smile on your face.
• “Hey-” Johnny started
• “Primrose is confident and fun and Iris is lovely and responsible they’ll look after Johnny just fine” You said ignoring the way your husband tried protesting
• “I can’t wait for you to leave”Johnny teased
• “I love you too baby” You replied
• Everyone be excited for the Seo twins
• Primrose is the fun twin 
• (show clip) “Iris come dance with me we can show off all our moves
• and Iris the more reserved”
• (show clip) “Daddy, you shouldn’t shout so loud you’ll gain too much attention”
• Welcome our new princesses!

Father NCT!

(questions in italic)

(mc commentary in bold)

<interview>

Taeil

Episode 1 -

Welcoming the Moon family!

• Oh! A new home 
• wahh this one is pretty
• look how neat
• all the toys are put in order wow, my children could never
• Omo look, look 
• The camera angles to your large bed, a little ball of bed head peeoping out from the two bodies beside him
• ahhh the baby
• The small child stares around the room for a few minutes, his tired eyes blinking slowly before letting out a little cough causing the Mc’s to laugh
• his little hand moves up to rub at his eyes before falling back down
• right you need to remember where you are first 
• while lying down he kicks his legs up before letting them fall back to the bed with a thump, repeating that motion until your body stirs next to him. 
• “Kwanie, are you up” You cooed to small body next to you, your hand reaching out to the small pudgy belly of his grabbing his attention
• “milk” He tiredly states, a little smile adoring your face at your sons simple demand
• “alright then, why don’t you wake up Appa and i’ll get you your milk hm?”You say slowly getting up and stretching your body a little while the young one moves his body to the body of his father.
• the little boy’s hand waves in the air for a second before falling to the man’s cheek with a soft but load slap
• You turn immediately at the sound, snorting loudly the minute you realised what it was.
• Your husband jolts in his position and stills for a second.
• “Y/n?” He calls out slightly.
• Your son replies back with two more slaps
• “ah nevermind Kwanhee”
• The little boy giggled and rubbed his fathers face while watching him wake up
• ah i’m excited to see our new superman he looks so gentle
• “Appa” Kwanhee called
• “I know, I know let’s go” his father said sighed while getting up
• Kwanhee looked up at his tired father, a slight smile on his face as he went to grab his small feet
• “Kwanie come on” His father called out now standing and opening his arms indicating for the little boy to jump into them
• Kwanhee went to stand, holding his arms up
• The minute he was up he nuzzled his face into his fathers neck, his arm going to loop round the other side of him
• “milk” He repeats again, his hand reaching to play with hair at the nape of father’s neck. A habit he gained while breastfeeding and would grab at your own hair
• “Let’s get milk” The male replies tiredly walking out the room with the little boy attached to him
• Ahh Kwanhee’s clingy how cute
• The camera switches to the kitchen with shaking a bottle full of formula, footsteps catching your attention
• “oh, you’re up” You smiled as you watched your husband and son walk in clinging onto each other
• omo is that?
• the camera moves from your husbands legs up to his tired face finally revealling his identity
• Ahh singer Moon Taeil (Taeil show monologue) Not only is he a member of the group Nct but he also has many OST’s 
• <interview>
• “Hello I’m Father of 2 year old Moon Kwanhee, Moon Taeil” Taeil smiled bowing his head before bouncing the smiley 2 year old on his knee.
• “Hi, I’m Y/N L/N, mother and wife of these two boys here” You chipped in moving your hand to run your fingers through Kwanhee’s hair causing the little boy to giggle out
• (how did you meet?)
• “Y/n was working at a venue we were performing at and i just happened to bump into her and she complimented me on my singing and i just thought she was so cute and yeah Kwanhee” Taeil laughed as you wrinkled your nose at his words
• “don’t talk about us conceiving our son so casually” You said elbowing your husbands arm causing him to laugh
• (why did you keep the marriage secret?)
• “the marriage itself wasn’t so much of a secret, the fans knew i was with someone just not who but the pregnancy wasn’t really announced” Taeil said while playing with the 2 year olds feet
• “It wasn’t really a secret we just kinda forgot”You snorted as you remembered your pregnancy
• “no you forgot i always thought about it”Taeil commented
• “well you didn’t say anything so we’re going with we forgot”You countered, your husband snorting at your antics
• “Mummy!” Kwanhee shouted interrupting you to reach for you which you obviously gave into the little boy’s shiny eyes and rosy cheeks.
• ( how do you feel about leaving them alone?)
• “i’m gonna miss my boys” You pout, stroking Kwanhee’s cheek
• “we’ll survive”Taeil said turning towards you
• “that’s what i’m worried about, i need my boys to need me”You replied with a pout
• right a mother loves to be needed
• “we’ll survive but we’ll miss you” Taeil said moving closer to you.
• (are you excited to be alone with your father)
• “love Appa!” Kwanhee jumped, a clap of his hands a huge smile on his face
• Everyone be excited to get to know Mini moon. A sweet loving boy who loves attention and hugs
• (show clip) “Appa”Kwanhee whines as his little feet running after Taeil with arms up in hopes to be picked up
• We’ll have more fun with Kwanhee next week!

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Mark: Johnny I have a problem.

Johnny: Again? You can marry her but I really need you to wear a condom. Don’t listen to Yuta.

Mark:What?

Johnny: Sorry I thought you were Jungwoo. What’s up?

Mark: Wait what does Jungwoo have going on?

Johnny: It’s a long story. What’s you’re problem?

Mark: I honestly forgot. What is Jungwoo doing out there?

Johnny: Whatever a Jungwoo does.

Jungwoo: Johnnyyyy, I need your help.

Johnny: Gotta go. Jungwoo do not talk to Yuta about it I’m coming.

Taeil: Do you ever wonder what goes on in Johnny’s mind when he’s staring out the window like that?

Johnny: *in his mind* I want my baby back baby back. I want my baby back baby back.

Johnny: *out loud* Chiliiii’s Baby Back riiiiiiibs!

Doyoung: No I do not.

Johnny: How is it my fault we couldn’t go to cochella?

Jaehyun: You’re conspiring against my happiness.

Johnny: Dude, you think I didnt want to go? 2ne1 was there.

Jaehyun: Also Harry Styles, Doja Cat, the city girls and Megan The Stallion. Megan The STALLION Johnny! My wife. You don’t want me to meet her cause you want her all for yourself.

Johnny: I mean yeah I wouldn’t turn her down.

Jaehyun: I knew it! Traitor!

Johnny: But you are not in a relationship with her. Namjoon is in more of relationship with her then you.

Jaehyun: Yet, Johnny. Yet. And didn’t I tell you not to mention his name. I will fight him to get next to her.

Johnny: I think all of Bts fought each other to get next to her. But you know Namjoon could kick your ass.

Jaehyun: Ha, Yoongi sure but Namjoon I’d like to see him try.

Taeyong: Jaehyun you’re getting worked up, here eat some ice.

Jaehyun: *chewing ice*

Taeyong: *petting Jaehyun* you like eating ice don’t you?

Mark: What the fuck goes on around here?

The way Jungwoo smiles at himself in Simon Says reaction

-zoey’s poor butt

Johnny any time he gets to drive: “wow better show off!”

Kinktober Day 18 - begging x Johnny (f!reader)

[23:04]

You sat cross legged on the edge of the bed, looking down to Johnny, sat on his knees in front of you, the boy wearing nothing but his boxers, head hung and ears completely red.

You chuckled softly.

“You’re too cute,” You muttered, leaning forward and placing a finger under Johnny’s chin, making him look you in the eye “Guess you don’t get so cocky when you’re forced to beg, huh?”

He whined softly, letting his eyes flutter shut

“What are you waiting for?” You raised a brow, squishing his cheek softly “Beg.”

“Please…” He started “Please touch me, mommy. Fuck- I’ve been waiting so goddamn long- please just fuck me,”

You cocked your head, looking to him expectantly. Johnny huffed, immediately going into a pout as he realised you were asking him for more.

“Please mommy,” He continued, and though he looked more annoyed than anything else, his desperation shone through in his voice “It hurts so fucking much- want mommy to do something- anything to me- I’m so fucking horny for you-”

“Strip. Get on the bed.” You instructed, standing up

your boyfriend immediately obeyed, taking off his boxers and sitting against the frame of the bed, spreading his legs slightly- leaving a large enough space for you to sit there, which you did. 

You smiled softly as you brought your hand to his cock, tracing just a single finger along the vein on the underside of him. Johnny whimpered, bucking upwards, being met with air.

“P-please- more-” He breathed out

“Let’s see how much teasing it takes for you to not even be able to talk,” Your smile widened, turning into more of a devilish one, and Johnny moaned throatily- you couldn’t tell if it was a complaint or a display of his arousal, but you did see his cock twitch as soon as the words left your mouth

Kinktober Day 11 - exhibitionism x Johnny (gn!reader)

[14:53]

Johnny whimpered as you dug your knee between his legs, his face scrunching and body tensing as he tried to keep his mouth shut. The rest of NCT 127 were just around the corner; as far as they knew, you’d taken Johnny to bed when he complained about being tired, and as loud as they were, Johnny was still undeniably worried about one of his members walking just a few metres forward, turning the corner, and seeing him in such a state.

Your boyfriend’s hair was almost sticking to his forehead, a very thin layer of sweat covering his completely flushed face, a very prominent bulge in his pants, and deep red marks that would surely turn to purple later littered all over his neck.

“So dirty, baby boy,” You whispered into his ear “Getting so turned on by me fucking you like this.

Johnny whimpered again, creaking open his eyes.

“Y/N…” He stammered “Please-”

“Please what?” You cocked your head

“God, this is so embarrassing,” He whispered, almost chuckling, but you could tell it was just to let off steam

“Come on Johnny,” You smiled “What do you want me to do?”

“Make me cum in my pants,” He said, smirking towards you for a while, before you chuckled lowly and began rhythmically rubbing your knee against him

“Whore,” You smirked in return as Johnny’s lips pursed again, trying to silence himself, and he whimpered, nodding slightly as you continued, your hands squeezing his hips tightly