Father NCT!

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(mc commentary in bold)

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Johnny

Episode 1

Welcoming the Seo twins!

• Ah a new home, new children and a new superman!
• wow this one is big
• neat too
• aww look at all the toys 
• is that a dollhouse or a mini home. Both Mc’s laugh
• wait what was that
• suddenly a fit of giggles fill the air
• ah there it is again
• the camera moves into a room with two beds facing each other filled with two little girls staring at each other making small little gestures at each other
• “do you think daddy farts in his sleep” One of the girls asks causing the other to begin giggling.
• Omo I think we may have interrupted something
• “Iris you fart in your sleep” The other replies causing both of them into another fit of giggles
• Ah the sound of precious laughter, great way to start the morning
• “Primrose, lets go wake up daddy” Iris sighed after catching her breath from the childish laughter. 
• Both girls fell down to the floor, Iris moving her little bangs out of the way, her sister following behind her.
• Omo i think they’re twins
• “Primrose look a camera” Iris pointed out, both girls moving towards the moving camera at the door of their bedroom. They started touching the camera and moving their faces towards the camera
• wah look at them, they’re so pretty.
• “mirror, mirror on the wall who’s prettiest of them all” Primrose asked not exactly getting the phrase right but her smile shining none the less
• You Primrose, you!
• “You both are Prim”You said tiredly as you entered your daughter’s room
• “mummy”Both girls shouted as they tried to climb you.
• “good morning girls”You giggled bending down bringing them into your arms.
• Ahh is that their mother
• look how pretty she is 
• “did you sleep well”You asked both girls nodding in reply before puckering up their lips
• “morning kiss huh?”You asked as they both jumped up quickly
• “Yeah mummy” they both said in sync making you laugh at them
• You gave each of them a little peck before they attacked your cheeks, little smooch sounds filling the room. 
•  That’s always the best thing to wake up to 
• right it makes you feel so appreciated 
• “Should we go make breakfast for daddy hm?”You asked finally moving away from the girl’s kisses
• They both nodded eagerly before you smiled and led them to the kitchen
• Primrose ran to the kitchen in front of you while Iris walked slowly again moving her bangs out the way before rubbing her eyes. Then noticing the many tents around her living room
• “Mummy what are those”Iris asked as she pointed to one of the tents.
• “Oh those? why don’t you go ask them hunny”You said as you bent down to help Primrose with her mini apron
• “but mummy”Iris said her shiny eyes staring at you in fear, always being the shyer one out of the twins
• “It’s ok Iris I bet they’re really nice”You sighed as you walked over to the little girl and patted her soft hair. She looked from you to the tent and grabbed your hand and unintentionally dragged you over, a giggle leaving your mouth.
• “Ok look”You smiled and bent down to the tent
• “Hello Camera Uncle, this is Iris”You said as you pulled her closer and she shyly waved
• ahhh she’s so precious I can’t handle
• “Where are all my girls”A deep voice came from the hallway
• Oh the new superman, I’m excited
• “Daddy”Primrose shouted as she ran over to her father
• Iris heard as well and ran over aswell
• suddenly the camera moves to the face of the said man
• Ah Johnny Seo
• Johnny?
• Of NCT (Stage montage) 
• <Interview>
• “Hello, I’m Johnny Seo, Father of the 3 year old Seo Twins, Iris and Primrose” He smiled with Iris on his lap 
• “Hello”They both said bowing their heads 
• “And I’m Y/N L/N the mother of these adorable twin girls”You said with a smile as twirled Primrose’s pigtails
• (How did you meet?)
• “Y/n was actually a model with this foreign company that we collabed with and we have this member, Mark he tends to get really awkward around new people but Y/n here broke the ice really quickly and I just clicked with her” Johnny said while looking at you lovingly.
• “You’re lucky I actually agreed to that shoot, I was coming down with something that week” You sighed, leaning towards your husband
• “Oh my god that was you, Doyoung literally was sneezing for days”He laughed and you just shrugged.
• (Why did you keep the marriage a secret?)
• “Y/n got pregnant right after we were married and because it was twins her pregnancy was really hard especially since it was her first one, So she mainly stayed with her mother out of the limelight for the sake of the twins” He said, smiling sadly and the two little girls in front of him
• “Plus Johnny’s a wuss”You chipped in and offended look flashing Johnny’s face
• “Sorry I was a loving husband”He said fake annoyance in his voice
• “It’s okay we appreciate you anyway”You said a smile on your face before you peck him on the cheek. The two girls giggling as they watched their parents.
• (How do you feel about leaving them alone?)
• “I trust the girls will have everything under control”You said a smile on your face.
• “Hey-” Johnny started
• “Primrose is confident and fun and Iris is lovely and responsible they’ll look after Johnny just fine” You said ignoring the way your husband tried protesting
• “I can’t wait for you to leave”Johnny teased
• “I love you too baby” You replied
• Everyone be excited for the Seo twins
• Primrose is the fun twin 
• (show clip) “Iris come dance with me we can show off all our moves
• and Iris the more reserved”
• (show clip) “Daddy, you shouldn’t shout so loud you’ll gain too much attention”
• Welcome our new princesses!

Mark: Johnny I have a problem.

Johnny: Again? You can marry her but I really need you to wear a condom. Don’t listen to Yuta.

Mark:What?

Johnny: Sorry I thought you were Jungwoo. What’s up?

Mark: Wait what does Jungwoo have going on?

Johnny: It’s a long story. What’s you’re problem?

Mark: I honestly forgot. What is Jungwoo doing out there?

Johnny: Whatever a Jungwoo does.

Jungwoo: Johnnyyyy, I need your help.

Johnny: Gotta go. Jungwoo do not talk to Yuta about it I’m coming.

Taeil: Do you ever wonder what goes on in Johnny’s mind when he’s staring out the window like that?

Johnny: *in his mind* I want my baby back baby back. I want my baby back baby back.

Johnny: *out loud* Chiliiii’s Baby Back riiiiiiibs!

Doyoung: No I do not.

Johnny: How is it my fault we couldn’t go to cochella?

Jaehyun: You’re conspiring against my happiness.

Johnny: Dude, you think I didnt want to go? 2ne1 was there.

Jaehyun: Also Harry Styles, Doja Cat, the city girls and Megan The Stallion. Megan The STALLION Johnny! My wife. You don’t want me to meet her cause you want her all for yourself.

Johnny: I mean yeah I wouldn’t turn her down.

Jaehyun: I knew it! Traitor!

Johnny: But you are not in a relationship with her. Namjoon is in more of relationship with her then you.

Jaehyun: Yet, Johnny. Yet. And didn’t I tell you not to mention his name. I will fight him to get next to her.

Johnny: I think all of Bts fought each other to get next to her. But you know Namjoon could kick your ass.

Jaehyun: Ha, Yoongi sure but Namjoon I’d like to see him try.

Taeyong: Jaehyun you’re getting worked up, here eat some ice.

Jaehyun: *chewing ice*

Taeyong: *petting Jaehyun* you like eating ice don’t you?

Mark: What the fuck goes on around here?

NCT serving you a beverage.

Taeil: Just hands a soda from the fridge.

Johnny: Pours soda in a cup of ice but one of the ice cubes has a fake roach in it and he’s awaiting your reaction.

Taeyong: You just asked for water and he made a five course meal.

Yuta: Pours a glass of red wine and jokes about how it looks like blood. And tells a story lie about how he use to go to blood drinking parties.

Doyoung: Gives you the best looking glass of ice water with a slice of lemon

Kun: Makes a mug of coffee and brings you croissant.

Ten: Brings you the strongest margarita you’ve ever had while he drinks the rest from the blender with a straw.

Jaehyun: Tosses you a warm beer straight from the box.

Winwin: Brought out two Capri Suns and puts your straw in it for you.

Jungwoo: He carried two cups of juice along with a plate of cookies. He held one cup in his mouth and accidently gave you the cup that was half full and in his mouth.

Mark: Brings you a cold store brand soda with a mcdonald’s straw from the drawer full of McDonald’s straws and condiments.

Lucas: Passes you a 2 liter bottle of sprite he just drank out of.

Xiaojun: Brings two cups of lemonade but he was holding bella while pouring the lemonade in the cups and now there’s dog hair in your lemonade.

Hendery: He drank it on his way to you and had to go back and get you more in the same cup he drank out of.

Renjun: Pours evian water in a glass of ice with lemon slices and spring of mint on the rim with a glass straw and short bread cookies on the side.

Jeno: Pours sprite into a glass of ice at the table and puts a bendy straw in it.

Haechan: He’s waiting for you to bring him a drink.

Jaemin: Makes two ice coffees in cups big enough to be vases. And brings a plate full of sweets.

Yangyang: He was holding two cups of juice and took a sip of his then thought you had too much and took a sip of yours then took a sip of his to even it out. By the time he got to you there was just an ounce left.

Shotaro: Pours a non alcoholic cocktail into a pineapple with a silly straw and tiny umbrella.

Sungchan: Gives you a bottle of chocolate milk and bag chips.

Chenle: Leaves for a bit and comes back with an assortment of beverages and snacks.

Jisung: Brings out two juice boxes and two sandwiches Jaemin made and cut into triangles.

Taeil:  All Around the World

Johnny:  Big juicy

Taeyong:  Literal Legend

Yuta: Emo Boy

Ten: Yummy, That’s Hot

Jaehyun:  Nasty

Winwin:  Hard

Jungwoo: Vacation Bible School  

Xiaojun: Cadillacs

Lucas: Come On Down To McDonald’s

Hendery:   Spank It

Renjun:  NGSUNC

Haechan: Princess,     Real Messy Bitch

Jaemin: Iconic

Yangyang:    Make U Cum

Shotaro:  Iconic

Chenle: Hollywood Dream

Johnny: I have to be honest. I’m back on those drugs I quit. I kept my dealer’s number.

Jaehyun: I never quit in the first place. I just got high with Jisung and Chenle at dream’s dorm. I didn’t want to influence you.

Johnny: You’re such a good friend. Supporting my sobriety.

Jaehyun: Of course. So you want me to call Chenle.

Johnny: Please, I just ran out.

Mark: Does Chenle sell drugs?

Johnny: Please catch up. You should know this.

Mark: How am I suppose to know who sell and does drugs.

Johnny: Chenle, Renjun, Haechan, Yuta, Jisung and Yangyang sell. Everyone but Doyoung and Kun smokes weed.

Mark: Why don’t you invite me?

Johnny: You give major cop’s son vibes.

Mark: I do?

Jaehyun: Oh yeah, hella narc vibes.

Taeyong: What do you guys have to say to Doyoung?

Renjun: Sorry I tried to set you on fire

Haechan: Sorry I threw a snake at you.

Johnny: Sorry I dared them to set you on fire and throw a snake at you. I didn’t think they’d do it.

Doyoung: You knew they’d do it.

Johnny: Yeah, it was so funny. I’d do it again.

Haechan: Me too. Someone get me a snake.

Johnny: *hands Haechan a snake* Here.

Taeyong: Throw it, Haechan aim for his mouth.

Doyoung:Hey!

Taeyong: It was funny Doyoung.

Johnny: Where are you two going?

Jungwoo:Florida.

Johnny:Why?

Jungwoo: Some woman messaged me “Come on down to Florida I got something for ya”

Doyoung: Please don’t take Hyunjin with you.

Hyunjin: I wanna know what she has for him.

Jungwoo: *holds Hyunjin’s hand* For us.

Johnny: What do you think she has for you?

Doyoung: Don’t ask that.

Jungwoo: What else would a lady have for two pretty boys.

Hyunjin: Aw you think I’m pretty?

Jungwoo: Of course.

Yuta: *out of nowhere* Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

Jungwoo: We will only kiss during a threesome with an older woman in a pay by the hour hotel room in Hialeah.

Doyoung: *on the phone* Chan I think you should come get Hyunjin before he flies to Florida with Jungwoo.

Kinktober Day 18 - begging x Johnny (f!reader)

[23:04]

You sat cross legged on the edge of the bed, looking down to Johnny, sat on his knees in front of you, the boy wearing nothing but his boxers, head hung and ears completely red.

You chuckled softly.

“You’re too cute,” You muttered, leaning forward and placing a finger under Johnny’s chin, making him look you in the eye “Guess you don’t get so cocky when you’re forced to beg, huh?”

He whined softly, letting his eyes flutter shut

“What are you waiting for?” You raised a brow, squishing his cheek softly “Beg.”

“Please…” He started “Please touch me, mommy. Fuck- I’ve been waiting so goddamn long- please just fuck me,”

You cocked your head, looking to him expectantly. Johnny huffed, immediately going into a pout as he realised you were asking him for more.

“Please mommy,” He continued, and though he looked more annoyed than anything else, his desperation shone through in his voice “It hurts so fucking much- want mommy to do something- anything to me- I’m so fucking horny for you-”

“Strip. Get on the bed.” You instructed, standing up

your boyfriend immediately obeyed, taking off his boxers and sitting against the frame of the bed, spreading his legs slightly- leaving a large enough space for you to sit there, which you did. 

You smiled softly as you brought your hand to his cock, tracing just a single finger along the vein on the underside of him. Johnny whimpered, bucking upwards, being met with air.

“P-please- more-” He breathed out

“Let’s see how much teasing it takes for you to not even be able to talk,” Your smile widened, turning into more of a devilish one, and Johnny moaned throatily- you couldn’t tell if it was a complaint or a display of his arousal, but you did see his cock twitch as soon as the words left your mouth

Kinktober Day 11 - exhibitionism x Johnny (gn!reader)

[14:53]

Johnny whimpered as you dug your knee between his legs, his face scrunching and body tensing as he tried to keep his mouth shut. The rest of NCT 127 were just around the corner; as far as they knew, you’d taken Johnny to bed when he complained about being tired, and as loud as they were, Johnny was still undeniably worried about one of his members walking just a few metres forward, turning the corner, and seeing him in such a state.

Your boyfriend’s hair was almost sticking to his forehead, a very thin layer of sweat covering his completely flushed face, a very prominent bulge in his pants, and deep red marks that would surely turn to purple later littered all over his neck.

“So dirty, baby boy,” You whispered into his ear “Getting so turned on by me fucking you like this.

Johnny whimpered again, creaking open his eyes.

“Y/N…” He stammered “Please-”

“Please what?” You cocked your head

“God, this is so embarrassing,” He whispered, almost chuckling, but you could tell it was just to let off steam

“Come on Johnny,” You smiled “What do you want me to do?”

“Make me cum in my pants,” He said, smirking towards you for a while, before you chuckled lowly and began rhythmically rubbing your knee against him

“Whore,” You smirked in return as Johnny’s lips pursed again, trying to silence himself, and he whimpered, nodding slightly as you continued, your hands squeezing his hips tightly

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taeyong: johnny, can you help me with this crossword puzzle? i need a 7 letter word for ‘husband’

taeyong: oh wait, i know

taeyong: *writes down 'jaehyun’*

johnny: i mean- i don’t ‘like’ jaehyun or anything. that’s like so 'ew’. i just- i don’t like men okay

jaehyun:johnny!

johnny: yes honey?

johnny: i mean homie

johnny:shit

johnny: say, mark are you free friday night?

mark:yeah

johnny: what about you, yuta?

yuta: me too

johnny: great! we’re going to the arcade. except that i’m not going. enjoy your date!

johnny: hey bro

jaehyun: yeah bro?

johnny: can you pass me that pamphlet bro?

jaehyun:brochure

wise words from Johnny