Bangchan: Where have you two been it’s been three weeks?

Hyunjin: We went to the American girl doll store and Disney world.

Felix: And the Barbie Dream House in Sunrise, Fl.

Hyunjin: And we ate so much. Why have you never taken us to IHOP?

Felix: There was also that orgy.

Hyunjin: And the cougar bar. I was very popular there.

Jungwoo: Too popular.

Felix: It was a confusing vacation.

Taeyong: What did you two do to them?

Jungwoo:Everything.

Yuta: And more.

Hyunjin: I also got a back tattoo.

Felix: Me too. They match.

Bangchan: That actually sounds fun. I wanna go.

Rest of Stray Kids: Me too!

Yuta: Back to the van!

Jeongin: So about this cougar bar.

Jungwoo: No, you can’t come, Hyunjin is already too much competition.

Yuta: Hey why are you touching my girlfriend?

Doyoung: It’s a donut.

Yuta: Yeah my girlfriend

Doyoung: Yuta, did you Fuck this donut?

Yuta: What me and my girlfriend do is none of your business.

Doyoung: *drops the donut gathers his things and walks out the door*

Haechan: Did you really Fuck that donut?

Yuta: No, I just like fucking with him.

Haechan: It’s the best thing to do.

Yuta: It is. I will Fuck this donut though.

Yuta: When I walk into a room I want to fill the room with dark energy. Bringing a dark cloud every where I go

Minho: I want people to feel emotionally,spiritually and physically drained the moment they enter my auric field.

Yuta: A psychic vampire. I respect that. I’m a Sanguinarian vampire.

Minho: You drink blood? I would love to do that one day.

Bangchan: Are they aware they are the brightest shining lights in our life and makes us happier when they’re around?

Taeyong: Let them live in their Scorpio delusions.

Jaemin: How do you make someone fall in love with you?

Taeyong: You can’t make someone fall in love with you. You just have to meet the right person.

Doyoung: When you meet them you won’t have to force it.

Yuta: Here’s what you do. You give them attention, then take it away. Give them attention and take it away. Love is a about edging them then not letting them have it when they’re really close, then repeat.

Doyoung: That’s not love.

Taeyong: That’s how you create obsession.

Yuta: Yeah, love.

Doyoung: Obsession is not love.

Haechan: What are you talking about? Obsession and Love is the same thing.

Yuta: See Haechan agrees.

Doyoung: That’s not someone you want on your side.

Jaemin: No, no they make sense.

Doyoung: We should just duct tape Yuta’s mouth.

Taeyong:Yeah, He’d probably like that.

Taeyong: What do you guys have to say to Doyoung?

Renjun: Sorry I tried to set you on fire

Haechan: Sorry I threw a snake at you.

Johnny: Sorry I dared them to set you on fire and throw a snake at you. I didn’t think they’d do it.

Doyoung: You knew they’d do it.

Johnny: Yeah, it was so funny. I’d do it again.

Haechan: Me too. Someone get me a snake.

Johnny: *hands Haechan a snake* Here.

Taeyong: Throw it, Haechan aim for his mouth.

Doyoung:Hey!

Taeyong: It was funny Doyoung.

I know that yuta’s long hair makes him look really hot and smexy but when I see it I just get .•°¤**¤°•.from its .•°¤**¤°•.

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Lastly, I prepared Japanese and Thai (which I’m sure plenty are excited for!)

Sorry in advance that I couldn’t get them all, but here’s what I have!! Enjoy~~

Japanese:

일본 사람 (ilbon saram)

We have the 3 Japanese cuties from TWICE: Momo, Sana and Mina, and then we have the very handsome Japanese boy from NCT: Yuta!!

All are extremely talented and when you want to brag and say “Momo is Japanese” when talking about how her Korean is very good, tell them:

모모는 일본 사람입니다!

(Momo-neum ilbon saram-ibnida!)

And lastly, many of people’s favorite foreign idols~

Thai:

태국 사람 (t’aeguk saram)

• Here, the ‘ means to be more breathy and hard with hitting the consonant

The amazing, the glorious, the ever talented and gorgeous Thais: BamBam and Lisa!!!!

As many people favor these two (amazing) idols, surely you want to brag about them being Thai, and here’s how to do it:

뱀뱀은 태국 사람입니다.

(Bambam-eun t’aeguk saram-ibnida)

Now you can discuss the nationality of all your favorite idols!!!!

mark: i had a fight with yuta yesterday. i told him to take what’s his and leave the dorm

haechan: oh my god, what did he do?

mark: he picked me up and left

johnny: say, mark are you free friday night?

mark:yeah

johnny: what about you, yuta?

yuta: me too

johnny: great! we’re going to the arcade. except that i’m not going. enjoy your date!

mark: so, i heard you like bad boys?

yuta:no?

mark, taking his feet off the table: oh thank god

My favorite OTP

No that’s totally not Yuta

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