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“I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea.”
-Gryffindor
Hufflepuff: Hey, can you teach me to shoot a gun?
Slytherin:…You’re a pacifist…
Hufflepuff:It’s not for fighting.
Slytherin: Then what the fuck do you need to learn how to fire a gun for?
Hufflepuff: Carnival game.
Slytherin:…What?
Hufflepuff: A carnival game. There’s a prize in one of the stalls and I need it.
Slytherin: You know you can buy those prizes for cheap online right?
Hufflepuff:I can’t do that.
Slytherin:Why not?
Hufflepuff:…It’s a matter of pride.
Slytherin:Oh for fucks sake.
“English majors read 7 books in total and then never shut up about any of them.”
-Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw: Lesbians! What is your wisdom?
Slytherin:The galaxy is nothing but a cold and cruel wasteland. Our only comfort in life is the warm embrace of our lovers.
Gryffindor:Girls are hot.
Gryffindor:I know you don’t like that shirt- but I could definitely pull it off.
Ravenclaw: *mumbles* Oh my god please do.
Gryffindor:What?
Ravenclaw:W H A T?
Gryffindor: Hitting the gym to release stress is really not as effective as hitting the people who caused the stress.
Ravenclaw:*Backs away slowly*
Slytherin:*Jumps out the window*
Ravenclaw: Sorry for not texting you back, I’ve been busy suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Ravenclaw:Accidentally indulged in too much “me time”
Ravenclaw:Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Slytherin: *banging phone on the table out of aggression*
Hufflepuff:Hey, don’t be mean to the phones. How would you like it if I banged you on the table?
Slytherin:
Slytherin:I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Ravenclaw:I have some concerns…
Gryffindor:Okay, what’s up?
Ravenclaw: There are continuity errors between Jurassic Park and The Lost World.
Gryffindor: Oh my god. I thought you meant life problems. Not the goddamn dinosaurs again.
Ravenclaw: THESE ARE LIFE PROBLEMS!
Ravenclaw:What would classic literature do without the attic? Where else can you store a secret first wife, a cursed portrait, and a woman having a hallucination about yellow wallpaper.
Ravenclaw: Why are you always so paranoid?
Hufflepuff:I threw a boomerang many years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.
Slytherin: Why don’t you take off all that battle armour and slip into something a little more… comfortable?
Gryffindor:I am most comfortable when I am impervious to most physical forms of attack.
Ichimatsu: I would die for you.
Jyushimatsu: You will.
Osomatsu: I’m gonna repeatedly drink 2l Sunny D bottles refilled with homemade lean until my body transcends and becomes a liminal space.
Jyushimatsu: Are our bodies not already liminal spaces, nii-san? Cells dying and being replaced every second of every minute of every hour of every day. Your hand is not the hand you had last year, yet it is still yours. Wouldn’t the soul work in the same way, if such a thing exists?
Osomatsu: I’m… the living human embodiment of the moment a dog farts itself awake, I don’t know anything…
Jyushimatsu: Ah, but is that not in itself divine, Osomatsu nii-san? A moment so fleeting, and yet so definite. You will last for the blink of an eye, but will be remembered forever.
Choromatsu: What the fuck is going on?
Osomatsu: Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing or weedwhacking?
Choromatsu: It would be called disappointing our mother.
Choromatsu: …and just for the record, it’d be highjacking.
Osomatsu: I think we should actually get jobs now.
Ichimatsu: This is so sad Todomatsu play despacito.
Kara: Heh…. I can fit the whole world into the palms of my hands
Chibita: That’s impossible you- (Karamatsu cups Chibita’s face in his hands)
Chibita:
Chibita, voice cracking: I have a reputation
So I dink around a lot on the internet, so I won’t just be disappearing immediately from tumblr because, well, I have nowhere else to go to waste time rn, but honestly I don’t plan on sticking around. My dash is so empty. So many friends are gone. So many good tags were just completely deleted. Everything I post/reblog, I’m just scared and waiting for tumblr to flag it. I’m feeling very unwelcome on this site with tumblr staff outright acknowledging being called out for anti-trans language and laughing about it and ignoring us, continuing to use the disgusting phrase they’ve coined. I don’t know where else to go yet, but the atmosphere of tumblr has definitely changed. This site was indeed a hellsite and a mess before, but there was a community. Tumblr has managed to completely rip that apart and there is no longer really any heart or spirit here.
My twitter is @TripleASock if anybody is interested in a secondary form of contact with me. For my handful of mutuals and regular followers, let me know if you want my email.
I do still want to write again someday, so I’ll probably actually get my ao3 account up and running here at some point, which I’ll share when I do.
So between how dead my dash is and tumblr starting to flag posts because a reblog may be inappropriate and tumblr letting porn bots hack legit accounts (and the fact that I’m STILL having to block porn blogs that follow me)… tumblr just isn’t right. It’s not fun or relaxing to be here. There’s no real community at the moment. I’m not as informed on current happenings either. I hate the idea of leaving my likes built up, so I think I’m going to try and finish those up, then pretty much be gone unless tumblr bucks up and does things right (HAH) again. I do have another obligation for a blog that I’ll probably come back in Jan/Feb for, and I’ll probably check up on some individual’s blogs, but I’ll be pretty much going silent here soon. But if you need to contact me, please do so because you should be able to reach me even if it takes a bit for me to see.
It sucks because there’s still people here I love and I haven’t really figured out where else to go, but tumblr really is just doing their best to push us all away, and there’s a lot going on I don’t want to have to put up with. =\
If I get my ao3 up and running, I will let y’all know, and I will come back and post where else to find me if I pick another place.
I’ve gone through all my likes, so I’m hoping my activity will go down here as I find other places to be and other things to do.
