#suburban
Aries:Tanja- 4 kids and a minivan that can’t quit
Taurus: Pam- Never hesitates to mention how their 7 year old soccer player son scored a goal last Saturday
Gemini:Helen- Drinks to forget but always remembers
Cancer:Stacy- Takes naps for 2/3s of the day and watches tv for the other 1/3
Leo: Diane- Feels chilly at any temperature except 90 degrees
Virgo:Susan- “You know what Tom I think we’re gonna have to cut back on the pepper; this casserole is TOO spicy!”
Libra:Sharon- Drinks red wine on her patio at 2 pm on a Tuesday
Scorpio:Betty- Only talks about the newest weightless plan and slips broccoli into their kids brownies
Sagittarius: Judy- Watches cooking shows but has never seen salt in person
Capricorn:Deborah- Never shuts up about her famous casserole
Aquarius: Carol- Hangs out with Sharon and shit-talks the other moms
Pisces: Kristy- Got a Roomba and put google eyes on it