Aries - Boxing, Wrestling (either), Modern Pentalon 

Taurus - Hockey, Judo, Weightlifting

Gemini - Fencing, Tennis, Volleyball

Cancer - Golf, Table Tennis, Track Cycling

Leo - Basketball, Triathlon, Rhythmic Gymnastics

Virgo - Artistic Gymnastics, Water Polo, Equestrian Dressage

Libra - Badminton, Taekwondo, Handball

Scorpio - Diving, Shooting, Cycling BMX

Sagittarius - Archery, Equestrian Jumping, Canoe Sprint

Capricorn - Soccer, Rugby, Cycling Mountain Bike,

Aquarius - Beach Volleyball, Trampoline, Cycling Road

Pisces - Sailing, Swimming, Equestrian Eventing

Strongest to Weakest Chakras:

Throat - our ability to communicate, self-expression and feelings of truth, accepting your originality, expressing your authentic voice, allows you to stand up for what you believe in.

Sacral - our ability to accept others and new experiences, sense of abundance and sexuality, passion and pleasure center, center of physical feeling and sensuality, allows you to live in the present.

Third Eye - our ability to focus and see the big picture, our intuition and imagination, spiritual reflection and contemplation, our ability to internalize the outer world and externalize our inner world, access to our inner guidance, developing an objective wisdom.

Base - our most basic primal instincts, survival issues, foundation of physical energy, allows us courage and resourcefulness.

Heart - our ability to love, our joy and inner peace, sense of caring and compassion, allows us to realize that we are part of something larger than ourselves.

Solar Plexus - our self-worth and self-confidence, ability to be in control of our lives, our center of willpower, self-discipline and personal power, allows you to meet life’s challenges, perseverance and responsibility.

* Crown chakra not included as it is technically unattainable until a human being has reached full enlightenment.

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Gemini anthem

Damned if I do
Damned if I don’t
You know I got a girl back home
You got a man what you want, what you want
What these bitches want from a n—
On some DMX shit
I know them other n— love tricking
On some BMX shit
But not me
Now I’m sure you done heard about me
A black star, Mos Def, Kweli
Good southern bad hoes try me, they try me
This is Martin Luther King in the club
Getting dubs, with a bad bitch
In his ear sayin’ she down for whatever
In the back of his mind is Coretta

TheJOKER

Sun:GeminiMoon:ScorpioASC:Leo

THE PLANETS #1 THE SUN

The Sun, like everything else in Astrology, gets misunderstood and played out. Yes, we know there’s more to you than just your Sun sign. But that doesn’t mean the Sun suddenly isn’t important.

Let’s make this shit super simple. Metaphor style: If your life is a journey, then the Moon is your car (or your bike for my little environmental freaks) and the Sun is your fuel. The energy of your Sun sign propels you through your life. It’s constantly pushing you forward. Being in the know about your Sun sign can help you understand why you choose certain experiences and people. (Sound familiar to Mars? Cool. It should.)

When you look at the Sun and Moon together, you can get a general idea of how a personapproaches life and what actionsandattitudes they need to develop for success.

(As always, the house a planet is in will tell you more than the sign, but I know none of you hoes have all your house placements memorized.)

Particulars for the party people:

ARIES SUN bitches fueled by the desire to let go of the past, start fresh, and give themeselves a new life and identity. Must learn: you can’t force other people to change too. Sorry.

TAURUS SUN bitches fueled by the desire to establish themselves, feel real, and get some damn props for doin it right. Must learn: making all the decisions doesn’t make you right, it makes you controlling.

GEMINI SUN bitches fueled by the desire to discover themselves, understand their own conditioning, and recognize shit for what it really is. Must learn: you’ll die in a hole of details if you don’t keep in mind the bigger picture.

CANCER SUN bitches fueled by the desire to feel connected and bound to something/one/ones, develop a next level sense of devotion, and create something real. Must learn: you do not have to sacrifice yourself to have a good life.

LEO SUN bitches fueled by the desire to express themselves, develop their identity, and get caught doin it ayeee. Must learn: anything can be played out in a constructive or destructive way. Choose wisely.

VIRGO SUN bitches fueled by the desire to improve themselves/ others/ shit, take care of they business, and build their character up. Must learn: to open up.

LIBRA SUN bitches fueled by the desire to be part of something bigger, find relationships between unrelated shit, and get their metamorphosis on. Must learn: to stop being scared and get the fuck out there.

SCORPIO SUN bitches fueled by the desire to find the right crew, feel seen and accepted by others, and discover what true fellowship feels like. Must learn: manipulating people into giving you the response you want is ultimately not satisfying.

SAG SUN bitches fueled by the desire to understand their life experiences, make sense of themselves, and get their damn message across. Must learn: to stop running away from your shit.

CAPRICORN SUN bitches fueled by the desire to connect others through action, keep to their chosen set of moral standards, and achieve whatever goals they set out for themselves. Must learn: how to set some mf-ing healthy boundaries.

AQUARIUS SUN bitches fueled by the desire to make a legit contribution to society, totally self-manage themselves and their lives, and find some fucking peace of mind. Must learn: when you repress shit that’s happened to you, you’re setting your ass up for a midlife crisis.

PISCES SUN bitches fueled by the desire to find something that lasts, release old ass patterns of behavior, and tap into natural and societal rhythms. Must learn: peacing out from reality does not mean you suddenly rose above it, it means you peaced out from reality.

If you’re sitting there like, “well I identify with all this shit,” good. The zodiac is a complete cycleof growth and all of us go through all of the phases. The Sun just shows which phase is most pronounced over the course of your life.

Peace, people.

XO BULLSHIT FREE ASTROLOGY