#swd mc
Mc:*dead*
The brothers:*sobbing*
Belphie: interesting reaction
Mc secretly meeting Belphie
Mc: ✨I know something you don’t I know something you will never know✨
Thirteen watching a sheep romance everyone
Thirteen: *The woman was too stunned to speak*
Hey guys you’ve most likely seen the clip of Obey Me! as an anime where Mc is a cute little sheep and where the Va’s are holding sheep plushies so let me put you into something if you want to get a similar sheep toy now
I just got the pink one a few days ago and it’s super cute and soft it also has wings. It cost $37 but with shipping it cost me around $46.22.
They only ship to/within the US
Mc: you can pack your things and leave. There’s the door
Mammon: there’s the door bitch!
Asmo: *sends dick pic*
Mc:
Asmo: It’s not even small Mc. I’m sorry it’s not as big as those XXL dildos you have you monster fucker
Mc: Hey Solomon name 3 things you use every day!
Solomon: okay… my toothbrush, my hairbrush, and the kitchen
Mc: notice how you didn’t say your magic
Solomon:
Mc projecting Mystic Messenger on the Devildom
Does Lord Diavolo is gay???
Mc: the holiday season doesn’t truly begin until those sprite cranberry commercials start playing
Beel: what’s sprite cranberry?
Later
Lucifer: Why have I gotten a bill for 300 cases of sprite cranberry?
Mc and Beel:
Lucifer: I’m sorry but I’ll have to reschedule our plans for today Diavolo called for me
Mc: fine but let me tell you this I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends
Mc after Asmos millionth self-promotion
Lucifer: he’s gotten worse
Mc:who?
Lucifer: Mammon. Luke asked him how to spell orange and he said the color or the fruit?
Mc: saying you’re “not a normie” is like the equivalent of “I’m not like other girls”
Levi: whatever normie
Mammon: here’s looking at you, kid
Levi: you are my sunshine, Mc
Asmo: Mc, you’re the most gorgeous person I’ve ever laid eyes on
Beel: Mc, I’d lay down my life to protect you
Belphie: I’d pluck the stars from the sky for you
Mc after being killed by Belphie
Mc: I traveled through time to save your ass from being put in prison and this is the thanks I get!
Belphie:
Mc: I should have left you in that attic to rot like I left the other Belphegor in jail
Okay but,
Mammon & MC being partners - the implication that they’ve been together longer than they’ve been with the crew and then the rest of the event actually showing that they arepartners;
Mammon finds a second map and shares it only with MC/is willing to share the second treasure only with MC
They’re both willing to go behind the others’ backs and work together
How easily MC tosses him a sword and moves to protect him. How easily he accepts it and cheers them on but also says that being protected would cramp his style and that they need to let him get the next one. Do they have a count? Do they keep track of who protects who or how many enemies they take down? That last line strongly implies they have a tally
How he questions Solomon’s orders but instantly follows MC’s orders despite not knowing what’s wrong
They washed up together so they probably tried to stay together when the ship went down
Him being absolutely worried about MC and MC pretending to be injured just to worry him. The way he falls for it but almost instantly realises they’re just being a dick
The way he phrases it, it’s implied that MC frequently gets in trouble and makes him worry
Were they there when he lost his eye? Does tossing a sword to him and moving to cover for him come so easily to them because they’ve learnt to help cover his blind side?
I’m frothing at the mouth. I need to know more about them
• 80% of the exchange students think they are doing “something silly” by aiming for peace and harmony (yikes) But they are willing to go along with the plan
There are 6 exchange students. 80% means 5/6 (83.3%) students think so - that means MC’s literally the only exchange student that 100% believes in Diavolo’s goal which technically makes sense but yikes
• 60% of the student body doesn’t like the exchange students which yikes but it’s also hilarious because canonically a good number of the normal people in RAD/the Devildom are attracted to MC so like,
FUCK all of ‘em exchange students! but especially *pointing at MC* ~fuck~ that one ;)
Diavolo:I’m impressed they managed to get Mephisto to help them :D
Meanwhile, MC: *name dropping Diavolo every two sentences to get Mephisto’s simp ass to help them*
Ok ok HC:
Mystery #1 of the 666 Mysteries of RAD
There are always 666 Mysteries. MC & Mephisto just solved one? There’s a new one the next morning. It affects RAD for the whole day as a debut and then settles in with the rest of the mysteries, spontaneously popping up at random intervals
edit:
Apparently according to one of the audio dramas this is canon
