#shall we date mc
Mc:*dead*
The brothers:*sobbing*
Belphie: interesting reaction
Mc secretly meeting Belphie
Mc: ✨I know something you don’t I know something you will never know✨
Thirteen watching a sheep romance everyone
Thirteen: *The woman was too stunned to speak*
Hey guys you’ve most likely seen the clip of Obey Me! as an anime where Mc is a cute little sheep and where the Va’s are holding sheep plushies so let me put you into something if you want to get a similar sheep toy now
I just got the pink one a few days ago and it’s super cute and soft it also has wings. It cost $37 but with shipping it cost me around $46.22.
They only ship to/within the US
Mc: you can pack your things and leave. There’s the door
Mammon: there’s the door bitch!
Asmo: *sends dick pic*
Mc:
Asmo: It’s not even small Mc. I’m sorry it’s not as big as those XXL dildos you have you monster fucker
Mc: Hey Solomon name 3 things you use every day!
Solomon: okay… my toothbrush, my hairbrush, and the kitchen
Mc: notice how you didn’t say your magic
Solomon:
• 80% of the exchange students think they are doing “something silly” by aiming for peace and harmony (yikes) But they are willing to go along with the plan
There are 6 exchange students. 80% means 5/6 (83.3%) students think so - that means MC’s literally the only exchange student that 100% believes in Diavolo’s goal which technically makes sense but yikes
• 60% of the student body doesn’t like the exchange students which yikes but it’s also hilarious because canonically a good number of the normal people in RAD/the Devildom are attracted to MC so like,
FUCK all of ‘em exchange students! but especially *pointing at MC* ~fuck~ that one ;)
Diavolo:I’m impressed they managed to get Mephisto to help them :D
Meanwhile, MC: *name dropping Diavolo every two sentences to get Mephisto’s simp ass to help them*
Ok ok HC:
Mystery #1 of the 666 Mysteries of RAD
There are always 666 Mysteries. MC & Mephisto just solved one? There’s a new one the next morning. It affects RAD for the whole day as a debut and then settles in with the rest of the mysteries, spontaneously popping up at random intervals
edit:
Apparently according to one of the audio dramas this is canon
Mc:Your eyes are gorgeous.
Lucifer:Was it really necessary to wake me up at 4 am just to tell me that?
Mc:Yes.
Diavolo: What scares you the most?
Mc:
Mc: Lucifer without caffeine.
Diavolo:Lucifer..?
Lucifer: … Me without caffeine?
Mc, throwing their head into Lucifer’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Lucifer, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
Mc:Belphie hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Mc: I suppose i should let him in
Satan: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Mc: What are you, a dictionary?
Lucifer: Are you nervous?
Mc:Yes.
Lucifer: Is this your first time?
Mc: No, I have been nervous before.
Mc: *unlocks Luke’ phone*
Diavolo: How’d you know his password?
Mc: I know my own son’s birthday, Diavolo.
Asmo: You look good in that hoodie.
Y/n: You know where else I’d look good?
Asmo, zero hesitation: My bed.
Y/n, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Mc: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Satan: I feel this is going to be a dig at me
Mc: I wore Satan’s clothes
Satan: There it is
Lucifer: I love you, okay?!?
Mc: The words are nice, but the tone is scary
Barbatos: You kissed me.
Y/n: Yes, I did.
Barbatos: Should we? … I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?
Y/n: Barbatos, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again if it’s okay with you - so get used to it. End of discussion.
Barbatos, smiling:Okay
Mc: Damn, the power went out.
Beel:I got this.
Beel: *Rapidly shakes and starts to illuminate*
Mc:What-
Beel: I swallowed a flashlight.
Mc, on the verge of a heart attack: WHY WOULD YOU SWALLOW A FLASHLIGHT!
Asmo, walking into a room: Hi Mc!
Belphie: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room or-
Lucifer: Where’s Mammon ?
Mc: Doing stuff.
Lucifer: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Satan?
Mc: Stopping Mammon from doing stuff.
Lucifer: Belphie?
Mc: Stopping Satan, so Mammon can do the stuff.
Lucifer: And you?
Mc: Distracting you, so Mammon can do the stuff.
Mc:I love you.
Lucifer: How many people have you said that too?
Mc:Everyone.
Lucifer:Everyone?
Mc:Yes, I tell everyone that I love you.
[teaching Simeon how to use his phone]
Mc: Okay, first of all, go to the App Store.
Simeon: *gets up*
Mc: Wait, where are you going?
Simeon: You said go to the App Store. Is it far?
