#tar tar taglia lover of snezhnayan queen

Il Dottore: nice frontal lobe :)

Il Dottore: [stirs it like a latte]

Scaramouche: UYEVFyWHfrbgkeshrgYTb76wse

Il Dottore: The procedure was a success

Childe: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?

Scaramouche: I would lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself

Scaramouche: I do not identify as a boy or girl, I identify as a nuisance. An irritant. A fool and a problem.

Childe: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor!

Childe: Ha! Just kidding, I have committed many crimes.

Childe: Sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that can “cleanse my aura”. I want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up the vibes.

Il Dottore: Uranium

Scaramouche: Literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence

Childe: It is so homophobic that thunderstorms make me want to stand atop a sheer cliff in robes as I brandish a wizard staff but I can’t without getting struck by lightning

Scaramouche: lol this guy doesn’t know how to ward off lightning. amateur

Scaramouche: Atoms never touch, officer, so no, I did not punch that child

Il Dottore: I never should have told you that