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Childe: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?

Scaramouche: I would lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself

Peter: what do you do when you feel like you want to die?

Tony: I simply imagine all the people who’d like it if I were dead. I’m not gonna let those fuckers win. I’ll outlive this fucking planet if it looks at me the wrong way.

Harley: lmao what if there is no one who wants you dead, except yourself

Tony: that’s the biggest fucker of all, you gonna let them win?

Peter: I hate how this inspired me.

Tony: too bad!