#teen quote
Life goals:
- When conversing with a person under the age of 14, make sure to verbally school them by saying at least once, “Shut up, you’re like 12"
- Establish wits of the writer writing for "The Onion"
- Write an essay of conflicting Illumanati theories circulating the web
- Start protesting for the right to protest
- Go on a cow-tipping expedition
- Get people to start calling me Miles, start smoking marijuana and claim to be a member of the "Miles high club"
