asra: you played me like a fiddle

lucio: oh no, magician, fiddles are actually difficult to play

lucio: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are

asra, to lucio,:  look, let’s just agree to say “im sorry” on the count of three. one, two, three-

*silence*

asra: now, see, im just disappointed in both of us

 asra: im only going to ask this once, where is mc?

 lucio: i’ll do you one better, who is mc?

 julian: i’ll do you one better, why is mc?

Asra:*drops some bills on the ground* i’ll give you thirty US dollars to leave us alone

Lucio: do I look like a guy who can be swayed by money?

Asra: you do

Lucio: *scooping the money off the ground* damn straight.  

MC: why are people so obsessed with getting a top or a bottom

MC: honestly i would just be glad to have a bunk bed

Asra:

Julian:

Lucio:

Faust:

Lucio: i’m going to tell them.

Asra: dont you fucking dare

MC: i cant believe we’re stuck in this room together

Asra:*swallowing the key* truly unfortunate

MC: have you ever seen something thats changed your life?

Asra: i saw you

MC: honestly? thats like really great but it makes this kinda awkward because i was gonna show you a picture of Lucio dressed as a turkey

Lucio: do you want to know how i really hurt my wrist?

MC: yes!!!

Lucio: i was hula-hooping, Nadia and I attend a class for fitness and fun

Portia: *overhears while walking past**whispers under her breath* oh my god

Lucio:  i have mastered all the moves, the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle

MC: *filled with joy* why are you telling me this?!?

Lucio: because no one will ever believe you.

Overwatch Boys comforting their s/o during panic attack

Decided to write after being inspired by @sunshineistyping​ Monty one shot, I requested it and I’m in love with and it got me inspired to write this

Here’s a link if someone would like to read it! ^^

Warnings: Panic attack

Genji Shimada

⋆ Genji knows how to deal with panic attacks, because he was experiencing them when he was in Blackwatch

⋆ Whenever he was having a panic attack, he was going to Angela, because he trusted her and she was a doctor, and knew how to deal with it

⋆ He picked up some things from her, when she was calming him down, so now he knows what he should do

⋆ When you have a panic attack, he would take his mask off, so it would be easier for you to focus on breathing with him

⋆ He took off his mask and focused his eyes on you. “Hey, look at me.” He grabbed your hands, squeezing them lightly, speaking softly. “Breath in…” He took a deep breath and you followed. “And out. One more time, okay?”

⋆ Genji is not leaving you until he knows you’re okay

⋆ As soon as you’re breathing is under control, he’ll ask what happened. You don’t have to tell him if you don’t want to, he’s going to respect that

⋆ He’s going to give a hug and will ask what would cheer you up 

Hanzo Shimada

⋆ Hanzo is similar to Genji, he has experienced panic attacks, but he didn’t have anyone to comfort him

⋆ So he’s gonna a bit lost when it happens, but he’s gonna do his best to help you

⋆ He’s going to gently hold you his arms, whispering things to help you calm down

⋆ “I’m here, darling. I’m not leaving you, everything’s gonna be alright.” He murmured, kissing the top of your head, hoping it would help at least a bit

⋆ He’ll wipe your tears away, while asking if there’s anything he could for you to help you

⋆ When you’re calm and feel better, Hanzo will bring you some water

Cole Cassidy

⋆ Cole will let you play with his metal hand, so you can get distracted 

⋆ He knows a bit about them, because once saw Genji having panic attack during blackwatch times and decide to help him

⋆ He’s going to help with calming your breathing 

⋆ He can also give his poncho if you feel like hiding from the world (even his hat if you really want)

⋆ “You’re safe pumpkin, it’s gonna be okay.” He whispered, kissing your forehead

⋆ He’ll also talk about random things to distract you even more

⋆ And joking to cheer you up

Gabriel Reyes/Reaper

⋆ He may seem like rough man, but when you’re crying and shaking, he’s soft and gentle

⋆ Wiping your tears away, not daring to leave you until you’re okay

⋆ and what I mean by that, is he won’t leave you until he sees you’re okay, you can say what you want, he’s not leaving until he’s sure that everything is fine, this man can read you like a open book

⋆ Holding your hands, helping you breathe

⋆ You can hide your face in his chest if you wish

⋆ “Breathe in…And out, you’re doing great honey.” He smiled a bit, gently caressing your hand with his thumbs

⋆ Reyes is going to have conversation about these panic attack/s with you, because he what’s yo know how to help

⋆ For example, getting rid of someone or something that is stressing you out

Lucio Corrieira dos Santos

⋆ Lucio was quite lost when you happened to have a panic attack, but that doesn’t mean he would leave you

⋆ He would hold you close to him, murmuring random song to distract you

⋆ “I’ve got you, ____.”

⋆ When you calm down, he would softly ask if you want to talk about this, of course respecting if you would say no

⋆ But he’s still gonna bring up the topic later, he’s just worried about you and wants to help you

Jamison Fawkes/Junkrat

⋆ He has on idea what to do honestly 

⋆ When it happened for the first time, he was panicking a bit, because he had no idea what he should do

⋆ Right after he made sure you were okay, he went to Mako to ask him what he should do next time this happens

⋆ Mako explained it all to him, so next time you would get panic attack, Jamison would be prepared 

⋆ He did his best to help with calming down your breathing

“You’re doing amazing, mate. Just one more time.” He kept you close to him, in case you wanted a hug

Asra: yes I totally will accept and respect MCs partner

Lucio: cool. I really wanna date them-

Asra:

atomic-nori:

I have two moods:

Lucio’s route: Honey, I’ll help you fix your oopsies and I’m so happy we are together with our 3 beautiful dogs. You have grown so much and I’m proud of you, you stupid beautiful mess

Muriel’s route: LISTEN YOU GOAT BITCH I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BEAR AND ONCE I’M DONE FUCKING YOU UP I’M GONNA TALK TO ASRA SO HE CAN BRING YOU BACK AGAIN JUST SO I CAN KILL YOU A SECOND TIME. DING DING LITTLE SHIT IT’S ROUND TWO.

battle stories | lucio

->based on this hh interaction<-

“Why are you laughing?”

Rolling your eyes, you gently pushed his head back down onto your lap “Because you’re so obviously making that up,” you teased

“Am not!”

The proud count sulked, crossing his arms with a not-so-countly huff, refusing to look up at you. You breathed out, slowly running your fingers through his hair, feeling the cold dessert breeze run up your back.

He felt you shiver underneath him and sat up within seconds, scooping you up in his arms to warm you up. You both remained quiet, basking in each other’s warmth, his thumb running up and down your arm.

“You know,” you began slowly, looking up at him and pressing a kiss to his jaw “I already love you.” you felt his skin start to flush “You don’t need to try to impress me any more.”

Lucio shrugged, clearing his throat before speaking “I know,” he more whispered than spoke, coughing and repeating the phrase before falling back into silence.

Kissing his shoulder, you eased into him and closed your eyes.

“It’s because I love you too that I do this.”

master list under read more due to length, please let me know if any of the links don’t work ^-^

Genji x Reader

“I shouldn’t be in love with you.” [x]

“I could kiss you right now!” [x]

Genji,Sombra and Widowmaker with a S/O that has a lot of scars [x]

Reader watches Young Genji die with: “How long have you been standing there?” [x]

Mer!Genji,Mer!McCree and Mer!Hanzo with a human S/O [x]

McCree x Reader

Mer!McCree,Mer!Genji and Mer!Hanzo with a human S/O [x]

McCree meet-cute in the season of Fall/Autumn [x]

McCreeand Reaper reacting to their S/O being held hostage [x]

McCree,Junkrat, Hanzo and Lúcio reacting to your baby being born with a cleft lip [x]

McCree,Reaper, Soldier76 and Junkrat reacting to their shy S/O dancing around their bathroom [x]

McCreeand Hanzo reacting to their S/O finding the ring they were planning to propose with [x]

McCree,Tracer and Hanzo comforting a depressed S/O [x]

McCree,Hanzo and Soldier76 reacting to their S/O becoming a parental figure to Efi [x]

McCree reacting to a female S/O who lets the airship leave without her to take on a dangerous solo mission [x]

“I’m flirting with you.” with a painfully oblivious S/O [x]

“Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say that I love you.” [x]

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.” [x]

“I could kiss you right now!” [x]

Road trip headcanons [x]

McCree with a S/O that is uncomfortable with pet names [x]

McCree,Soldier76 and Reaper catching a S/O wearing their clothes [x]

McCree with a shy S/O that speaks so softly people can’t usually hear [x]

McCree with a S/O who uses dog commands on him [x]

McCreeand Hanzo comforting a depressed reader with self-image issues [x]

Imagine seeing McCree and Gabriel for the first time in person after a long-distance relationship [x]

McCree,Sombra and Soldier76 reacting to a new agent who specialises in cute disguises [x]

McCree,Sombra, Soldier76 and Hanzo with a S/O that takes them indoor skydiving [x]

Pharah x Reader

“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” [x]

Reaper/Gabriel Reyes x Reader

Reaper and S/O get ready for a Halloween costume party [x]

Reaperand McCree reacting to their S/O being held hostage [x]

Reaper with a small S/O who wears a lot of pastel dresses [x]

Imagine seeing Gabriel and McCree for the first time in person after a long distance relationship [x]

^ Part Two in which the reader gets flustered by Gabriel’s voice [x]

Reaper,McCree, Soldier76 and Junkrat reacting to their shy S/O dancing around their bathroom [x]

“I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.” [x]

Reaper with a shy and quiet S/O [x]

Reaper,McCree and Soldier76 catching a S/O wearing their clothes [x]

Soldier76 x Reader

Soldier76 Christmas headcanons [x]

Soldier76,Reaper, McCree and Junkrat reacting to their shy S/O dancing around their bathroom [x]

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.” [x]

“Excuse you?” [x]

“Say it!” [x]

Soldier76 comforting a depressed reader [x]

Soldier76,Reaper and McCree catching a S/O wearing their clothes [x]

Soldier76,Hanzo and Zenyatta reacting to a S/O waking up screaming in the night [x]

Soldier76and Zarya helping a chubby S/O with endurance training [x]

Soldier76,McCree and Hanzo reacting to their S/O becoming a parental figure to Efi [x]

Soldier76,McCree and Sombra reacting to a new agent who specialises in cute disguises [x]

Soldier76,McCree, Sombra and Hanzo with a S/O that takes them indoor skydiving [x]

Sombra x Reader

Sombra,Genji and Widowmaker with a S/O that has a lot of scars [x]

“You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.” [x]

Sombra,Widowmaker and Zenyatta with a reader that spooks easily [x]

Sombra,Soldier76 and McCree reacting to a new agent who specialises in cute disguises [x]

Sombra,Soldier76, McCree and Hanzo with a S/O that takes them indoor skydiving [x]

Tracer x Reader

Tracer,Widowmaker and Symmetra with a mute S/O whose first words to them are ‘I love you’ [x]

Tracer,Mercy and Widowmaker with a S/O that is very clumsy and hurts themselves a lot [x]

Tracer,McCree and Hanzo comforting a depressed S/O [x]

Tracer’s best friend takes her back to Emily after the short ‘Alive’ [x]

Tracerand Mercy with a self-harming reader [x]

Hanzo x Reader

Hanzo Christmas headcanons [x]

Tricking Hanzo with a magic show [x]

Hanzo,Junkrat, McCree and Lúcio reacting to your baby being born with a cleft lip [x]

Hanzoand McCree reacting to their S/O finding the ring they were planning to propose with [x]

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” [x]

“I’m not jealous.” [x]

“You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.” [x]

Hanzo,Tracer and McCree comforting a depressed S/O [x]

Hanzo and his S/O move to Japan and S/O is a bit homesick [x]

Hanzo,Zenyatta and Soldier76 reacting to a S/O waking up screaming in the night [x]

Hanzo reacting to a new agent who specialises in cute disguises [x]

Hanzoand McCree comforting a depressed reader with self-image issues [x]

Hanzo,McCree and Soldier76 reacting to their S/O becoming a parental figure to Efi [x]

Mer!Hanzo,Mer!Genji and Mer!McCree with a human S/O [x]

Hanzo with a sensitive and gentle S/O [x]

Hanzo,Sombra, Soldier76 and McCree with a S/O that takes them indoor skydiving [x]

Meditation - a fluffy little oneshot [x]

Junkrat x Reader

Junkrat,Hanzo, McCree and Lúcio reacting to your baby being born with a cleft lip [x]

Junkrat,Reaper, Soldier76 and McCree reacting to their shy S/O dancing around their bathroom [x]

“You can’t keep doing this.” [x]

Junkrat with an ADHD partner [x]

Junkratand Roadhog fluffy headcanons [x]

Mei x Reader

Mei,D.Va and Ana meeting their S/O who looks scary but is a sweetheart [x]

Widowmaker x Reader

Mistletoe Widowmaker Christmas headcanons [x]

Widowmaker,Sombra and Genji with a S/O that has a lot of scars [x]

Widowmaker,Tracer and Symmetra with a mute S/O whose first words to them are ‘I love you’ [x]

Widowmaker,Mercy and Tracer with a S/O that is very clumsy and hurts themselves a lot [x]

Widowmaker,Zenyatta and Sombra with a reader that spooks easily [x]

D.Va x Reader

D.va,Mei and Ana meeting their S/O who looks scary but is a sweetheart [x]

Roadhog x Reader

Roadhogand Junkrat fluffy headcanons [x]

Zarya x Reader

“When I picture myself happy…it’s with you.” [x]

Zaryaand Soldier76 helping a chubby S/O with endurance training [x]

Zarya opening up to the reader [x]

Ana x Reader

Ana,Mei and D.Va meeting their S/O who looks scary but is a sweetheart [x]

Lúcio x Reader

Lúcio,McCree, Junkrat and Hanzo reacting to your baby being born with a cleft lip [x]

Mercy x Reader

“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.” where Mercy falls in love with a Talon medic [x]

“I’m not good enough for you.” [x]

Mercy,Tracer and Widowmaker with a S/O who is very clumsy and hurts themselves a lot [x]

Mercyand Tracer with a self-harming reader [x]

Symmetra x Reader

Symmetra,Widowmaker and Tracer with a mute S/O whose first words to them are ‘I love you’ [x]

Zenyatta x Reader

Zenyatta comforting and depressed and lonely S/O [x]

“I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.” [x]

Zenyatta, Widowmaker and Sombra with a reader that spooks easily [x]

Zenyatta, Soldier76 and Hanzo reacting to a S/O waking up screaming in the night [x]

happy hallow’s eve, babes and ghouls! ✧as a miniature event to celebrate the holiday, my porchlight is now open for 3 trick or treaters to send a “trick or treat” with an emoji (1-2) and character (1) of their choice!

from the inbox, i will write a micro (1 paragraph maximum) drabble! do let me know if you have any “allergies” (squicks), my ravens, and may your night be filled with terror most curious ✧✧✧