#theyre gay your honor
Zuko: I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but…
Zuko: *looks over at Sokka and smiles*
Zuko: I guess I’m doing it well, really well.
Sokka: Truth or dare?
Zuko:Dare
Sokka: Uhhh I dare you to… fall in love with me
Zuko:
Sokka: Haha I’m just kidding bro…
Sokka:Unless…?
Sokka: Am I the only one drinking these twinkies?
Zuko: You mean eating???
Sokka, grabbing milk and the blender: I know what I said.
Sokka: So, on a scale of 1 to 10 how pretty do you think I am?
Zuko:Pi.
Sokka:What?
Zuko: Pi. It’s an irrational number. It’s 3.14159265… And it goes on like this to infinity.
Sokka: So basically you’re saying I’m a 3?
Zuko: I’m saying you’re infinity, Sokka.
Sokka:
Sokka: Zuko talks in his sleep sometimes
Zuko, sleeping: Square up bitch… yeah you thought you could get away with it…take that
Sokka: It’s so cute.
Sokka, carrying Zuko in his arms bridal style: I’m like a mug.
Zuko:…Explain?
Sokka: I hold hot things.
Zuko:
Sokka:;)
Sokka: Zuko, I’m concerned about you. You should try and get out of the palace more
Zuko: I went to the gardens today.
Sokka: There you go! I hope you got something from that!
Zuko, opening his coat: This turtle-duck.
Zuko: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the “B” out of our bromance.
Sokka, down on one knee, holding out a betrothal necklace to Zuko: I mean yeah, I guess.
Zuko: Your existence is confusing.
Sokka: How so?
Zuko: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you really upsets me.
Aang: Where’s Sokka?
Zuko, sighing: He said he wanted to make a dramatic entrance-
Sokka, from the other room: Some BODY-
*crash*
Sokka:…
Sokka: ZUKO I HAVE A BOO BOO
Sokka, squishing Zuko’s face between 2 pieces of bread: What are you?
Zuko, not missing a beat: Depressed.
Sokka: *getting ready to go out*
Zuko:You’re going to go out and do something incredibly dangerous, right?
Sokka: As usual!
Zuko: *exasperated sigh as he gets up off of the sofa to follow him*
Zuko: You didn’t happen to bring any tea, did you?
Sokka, passing him a thermos: Milk and sugar.
Zuko: Thanks, you’re a lifesaver.
Zuko:*drinks*
Zuko:
Zuko: Is this… JUST milk and sugar?
Sokka: That’s what I said.
