#sanders sides logan
Patton:Hey, Virge, wanna third wheel on my date with Logan?
Virgil:…I guess.
Patton:Ro! Wanna third wheel on my date with Logan?
Roman:Of course!
Patton: Great! I’ve always wanted to double date!
Roman:Wait…
Virgil: I can’t breathe.
Logan: Okay, let’s stop using the term “Butthurt.” We’re not twelve anymore.
Roman: You sound fannytroubled.
Patton:A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Virgil:Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
Virgil: I will never trust Deceit. He’s a venomous snake, waiting to strike… and you know what we do to snakes?
Logan, without looking up: Chop their heads off, remove the skin and turn them into boots.
Virgil: Don’t be absurd. Who would want troll-skin boots?
Logan: You just said he was a snake.
Virgil: The Devil comes in many forms.
Thomas: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Logan: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Patton: Drunk.
Virgil: Wasted.
Roman: Dead.
Roman: Alright, so you and I are married.
Virgil: I don’t want to be married.
Roman: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Virgil: I don’t wanna pretend.
Roman: Scared you’ll like it?
Virgil: Alright, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Thomas: Are you two always like this?
Logan: Yes, they are.
Logan: Studies show that keeping a ladder inside a house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Virgil: That’s why I own ten guns.
Virgil: In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
Thomas: The fact that I’m a legal adult is hysterical.
Patton: *Sighs*
Virgil: Patton, are you Okay?
Virgil: You just walked past a cat without petting it.
Roman: I like your pants.
Logan: Thanks. They were 50% off.
Roman: I’d like them 100% off.
Logan: The store can’t just sell free stuff.
Roman: That’s not really what I-
Logan: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Roman.
Patton: Just be yourself!
Roman: Be myself? Patton, I have one day to win them over. How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Logan: A couple of weeks.
Virgil: Six months.
Janus: Jury’s still out.
Roman: See? “Be yourself.” What kind of garbage advice is that?
Virgil: So here’s the tea-
Logan: It’s called a briefing.
Virgil: Do you want the tea or not?
Logan: Your existence is confusing.
Roman: How so?
Logan: Your presence is annoying but thethought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Patton, holding a box: What would you say if I came home one day with six puppies?
Logan: What’s in the box?
Patton:
Logan: What’s in the box, Patton?
Patton: I think you know.
Thomas: You’re on thin ice.
Logan: I’m on the floor.
Thomas: It’s an expression.
Logan: It’s a carpet.
Roman: Hey, Lo. Did you know that thot means ‘thoughtful person’?
Logan: I have never heard of that specific slang, no.
*later*
Logan: Thanks for keeping me company, Virgil. You’re such a thot.
Virgil, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?
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Hear me out, if Thomas Sanders says, “Guys, gals, andnon-binary pals”
and Roman Sanders says, “Ladies, Gents, and non-binary royalty”…… what if…..
Logan: “double X, XY, and otherwise specified”
Broke: The new sanders side will be Orange
Woke: there are TWO unknown sanders sides, OrangeandPINK
Sometimes you just need to draw your favourite boy in a new outfit
I love the moment in DwIT when Thomas is trying to explain himself and the following exchange happens;
Thomas: “Virgil, I don’t want to do what he says!”
Virgil: “You mean you don’t want to act on what you think!”
Logan: “Virgil, enough.”
Remus: “Ugh, here we go, Virgil. Looks like Logan has reached his ‘listening to others’ limit for the day!”
I love this so much because it’s obvious that Remus is trying to separate Virgil from the others by playing to their weaknesses. Logan often doesn’t listen to the others, and even though in this situation he’s right, Virgil is still frustrated by him. He plays to Virgils weaknesses often. Like, when Logan reveals that Virgil is partially at fault for Thomas being so distraught and getting no sleep, Remus says, “Despite his best efforts, Virgil could never stop being the bad guy!” Which effectively makes Virgil feel at fault.
Did you notice how quiet and reserved Virgil is that whole video? How defensive he becomes at times? How many times you see a shot of him, standing silently and scowling at Remus?
(This is such an old draft I wrote but I never post on this blog and I feel like this can’t stay in the drafts. Clearly I was going feral over this for some reason.)