#wanda maximoff
Marvel, Wandavision, Episode 6: Here, have some Quicksilver
Me:N E A T!
Marvel, Wandavision, Episode 9: So, uh, it was a double, dude, have a nice day
Me: I kinda have a hard time believing a single word you’re saying
So, to summarize the Wandavision’s season’s finale. It was G R E A TandN E A T and I absolutely adored every second of the episode, but I kinda have a hard time believing three things and also, spoilers:
A) Agatha Harkness is just a small-series villain.
No. I think she’ll show up in the future movies/series and will not only play some (smaller or greater) role in Wanda’s future. I even dare to say that she won’t only show up, but she’ll move on the heroes/ally side of the deal. In the comics, she’s not all bad. Wanda even calls her Aunt Agatha in some instances and since Marvel stays more or less true to all the comics they use as a reference for this series, I think this isn’t the last we’ve seen of her.
B) Quicksilver wasn’t ever in the series since it was ‘a doppelganger’.
Okay, stick with me for a while. I surely need to admit that I am a huge “X-Men Quicksilver” fan, it’s kinda obvious. But… Marvel ain’t be pulling ‘they’re just extremely similar, haha’ trick on me. It’s entirely plausible that Doctor Strange had already discovered the multiverse (including mutants and X-Men), so why Agatha woudln’t have the skill to simply snatch someone from the other dimension if she’s such a powerful witch? Also, it would’ve served as a great introduction to the multiverse, rather than just ‘oh, it, in fact, isn’t the real Quicksilver from another dimension, I’m so random, lolz’ - literally, what would be its point then?
I think Marvel is playing another school play on the audience, we’ve seen this shit in the past - like manipulating the trailers to seem the story look different, playing the ‘oh no, Loki’s dead’ charade for quite a long time and I think they’re manipulating the Falcon and Winter Soldier trailers now as well. I think there’s another explanation of what happened just around the corner somewhere.
C)So, Vision is technically alive, right?
As we’ve all witnessed, Wanda’s Vision quite literally transfered/reapparated the memories into/inside Hayward’s Vision’s head, which quite literally means that the old Vision is more or less back into the play as well. The question is, where the fuck did he go after the intellectual big brain battle Vision and the Vision had? Where is he and when is he going to pop back in?
Wandavision is crushing my heart
Hi! Enjoy these stupid limericks I just wrote:
There once was a woman named Wanda
Of her robot husband she was fonda.
But he was dead
And she saw red
Tossing your ass into the great beyond-a
There once was a man named Buck
Who had shit-all kind of luck
He lost his left arm
And most of his charm
And always woke up asking “What the fuck?”
There was a pipsqueak name Steve
Whose friends could hardly believe
He’d get his ass beat
And would think it neat
Even when Bucky et al. told him to leave
There once was a soldier named Sam
Who found himself on the lam
Thanks to Steve
Who would up and leave
And leave him to get Bucky out of a jam
Okay, off to continue to avoid the WIPs I have. Byeeeee!
Wanda: *Feeling sad*
Y/N: *Trying to cheer Wanda up* I brought you some food!
Y/N: Cheese. It’s milk that you chew.
Y/N: Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.
Y/N:A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth.
Wanda: *Starts to smile and giggles* Thank you.
Y/N: Pfft, don’t thank me.
Wanda: Can you sit with me?
Y/N: *Literally melting from Wanda’s cuteness* Yes!*Clears throat* I mean yes, I would love to.
Wanda: *Cuddles up to Y/N*
Y/N: *Screaming internally while smiling trying not to wake up Wanda*
Y/N: Hey everyone, look! I made paper!
Natasha: How’d you make paper?
Y/N: I saw this “how to make homemade paper” tutorial on youtube and decided I wanted to try to make paper too, and here it is! *Shows everyone the paper they made*
Steve: Wow, that’s awesome, Y/N.
Wanda: Yeah, I like the colors! Can you show me how to make it?
Y/N:Sure-
Tony: Hey, has anyone seen my important mission reports?
Y/N: Uh… No?
Clint: Y/N, how did you make those?
Y/N: Um, I blended paper, that I found laying around, with water…
Tony: May I ask where you got the paper?
Y/N: I may or may not have gotten them from the break room…
Tony:…
Tony: Well I’m not explaining it to Fury.
Steve, to Bucky: Ok, so you have a few options.
Steve: This one *points to Wanda* is adorable, knows how to cook and has awesome powers.
Steve: This one *points to Natasha* can fight really good, has a nice smile and a sweet personality.
Steve: This one *points to Maria* has amazing fighting skills, has bright eyes, makes amazing muffins and can salsa.
Steve: This one *points to Y/N* uh, is clumsy, likes disney, cake and is kinda broken. Yeah, maybe not that one-
Bucky: I want that one.
Steve: Wh- But what about the others?
Bucky: No. I want that one *points to Y/N*
Steve: But the others-
Bucky: I. Want. That. One.
Y/N: *Awkwardly waves*
Bucky: Yup, that’s the one. It’s mine now.
been thinking about Perez and about how I miss big 80s superheroine hair, so here’s a Wanda in her busiek/Perez avengers look
WHEN WANDAS ACCENT CAME BACK WHEN SHE SAID PIETROS NAME AND WHEN SHE SANG FOR THE TWINS-
I STRAIGHT UP S O B B E D
the way she paused before saying his name… you could tell she hadn’t said his name in years
The Avengers Worse Nightmares