#werewolves
Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.
The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.
are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves
not just essentially
fun fact i fucked a werewolf in a dennys bathroom
stop fucking asking me which dennys
Please recommend me something that has 1) lesbians and 2) werewolves.
Could be literally anything. Movies, tv shows, books, video games, fan fiction, whatever. I just need lesbian werewolves.
Werewolf mutuals I am throwing a tennis ball
stop talking about made up things what the fuck is a “cis werewolf” i’ll fucking kill you
lmfao
Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn’t fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem
Werewolves….originally thought to be hairy and terrifying creatures have within the last few decades been admired in a whole new light. With Hollywood portraying these savages beasts frequently on both the small and silver screens, there appears to be a new criteria for these leading monsters: you need to look good with your clothes off. I decided to pay homage to some of the sexiest wolves out there.
Alcide Herveaux (Joe Manganeillo)
Let’s face it this guy is one of the most perfectly sculpted male specimens ever to walk the earth. With his rippled abs, tight bum and tall stature he made us swoon on True Blood.
Derek Hale (Tyler Hoechlin)
Brooding, intense, sexy as hell…what’s not to like about this "mansicle. This alpha male werewolf captivated our attentions and warmed our lady parts in MTV’s drama Teen Wolf.
Isaac Lahey (Daniel Sharman)
Loyal, charming, and gorgeous this werewolf had us at hello when he stepped onto the television show Teen Wolf during Season 2. Melting our hearts and weakening our knees is what this were creature does best.
Jackson Whittemore (Colton Haynes)
This guy might have started out an jerk when appearing on Teen Wolf but that didn’t stop us from checking out his ass at the same time. This guy is cocky but wouldn’t you be if one of your best assets was making women’s panties drop.
Mason Lockwood (Taylor Kinney)
This werewolf’s lifespan may have been too short on The Vampire Diaries but I sure shed a crap load of tears when Damian Salvatore ripped his heart out of his burly strapping chest. At least he went on to play something else sexy…a fireman
Tyler Lockwood (Michael Trevino)
With all the hot blood suckers about in the Vampire Diaries, it’s no wonder Tyler had to arrive on the scene to prove that werewolves can be sexy too. The notches on this beast’s bed posts include humans, vampires, witches, and other werewolves. God bless him for not discriminating
Klaus Mikaelson (Joseph Morgan)
This guy is the best of both worlds werewolf and vampire. He is so amazing he gets his own spin off rom the Vampire Diaries called the Originals. Plus he has a striking accent and flaring bad boy temper. How could any girl resist.
Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman)
Okay this guy is another hybrid and unlike any other werewolf, but he easily seduced Kate Beckinsale along with the entire female population in the Underworld movie franchise. They have one of the greatest versions of a Romeo and Juliet partnership that has me all peanut butter and jealous.
Caleb Varek (Jason Behr)
A sexy motorcycle driving gun totting werewolf in the movie Skin Walkers, Jason Behr sure makes our hearts go haywire. One of the only beasts on this list who is truly bad to the bone and without mercy. I mean he is willing to murder his own son for goodness sakes. Yet we can’t stop worshipping.
Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner)
I may be rocking the cradle on this one but he has a solid six pack. That can’t be disputed. Neither can the bar that he has set for all werewolves in Hollywood to come.
Ethan Chandler (Josh Hartnett)
In the eerily dark show Penny Dreadful we are introduced to the handsome and heroic weapon wielding animal Ethan. With a sick prostitute and a demon possessed harlot as his romantic interests we may question his taste in woman however, with that deep commanding voice and dominating presence all is forgiven.
I think one thing can be summed up with this post….
WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!
Awooo !
Finally took the time to update my boy’s reference after saying i would since FOREVER
I’m happy with the outcome of it !!!
Same
“Thor is a German shepherd belonging to a typical suburban family, wise, trustworthy, and tirelessly devoted to his human “pack.” Then Uncle Ted comes to live with Thor’s owners. And the terror begins. For Ted is no longer fully human, and only Thor can detect the Bad Thing lurking within Uncle Ted. Only Thor can sense the horror he is helpless to communicate. And only Thor can defeat that horror.”
It’s been awhile since I read it but I remember it being pretty good and one of the more unique werewolf novels I’ve read. Nothing beats good ole xenofiction. There’s definitely some bits that haven’t aged well but otherwise it was fun. Also it made me cry.