#wilbur soot fluff
‧₊˚ ꒰ wine stains & weddings ꒱ ‧₊˚
wilbur soot x reader
❥summary:I definitely knew I’d make a fool of myself in some way during my friend’s wedding, I just never thought it would be by spilling my glass of wine all over the utmost attractive man I’ve ever seen.
❥a/n : literally thought of this while i was supposed to be doing homework :v should i open my ask box again?
❥warnings: fluff and awkwardness and wil being an absolute sweetheart
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Idefinitely knew I’d make a fool of myself in some way during my friend’s wedding, I just never thought it would be by spilling my glass of wine all over the utmost attractive man I’ve ever seen.
“I’m so sorry I swear I didn’t mean to- I wasn’t looking when I bumped into you and I-”
“It’s alright love, don’t worry about it,” The person laughed, it was warm and melodic, and my eyes trailed up from the purplish red stain on his suit to lock eyes with a very tall brunette, an amused glint in his eyes as he threw a boyish smile at me. I felt my eyes widen.
Holy shit. There was no denying he was good looking, brown curls atop his head with a smile like that, and he was also wearing a suit. He was staring at me, brown eyes never leaving my mind as my mind started to reel with panic. Shit y/n, say something- anything!
“Uhm- I- Uh… hi.” I mentally facepalmed myself, resisting the urge to turn around and run, scolding myself on how stupid that sounded. You just spilled your drink over his suit and all you can say is ‘hi’? I heard him laugh again, my face flushing.
“Hey,” He replied back, a cheeky grin on his face. I bit my lip, a nervous habit of mine, before I looked back at the stain.
“Uh- you can probably wash that stain out. You should mix baking soda with a little water and apply it over the stain-” I started ranting again, feeling really bad for having ruined his suit.
“Please don’t worry about it, I’ve cleaned wine stains before,” He said. I stopped myself and blushed an even darker shade of red at the sight of his smile. “I’m Wil,” He said. He reached a hand out towards me and we shook hands.
“y/n.” I smiled. My hand was still grasped in his, and I watched as Wil turned my hand over before bringing it up to his lips, pressing a kiss against my knuckles. I felt myself flush, biting my lip in embarrassment as he let go of my hand and it dropped by my side.
“Do you want to get something to drink?” He asked. My eyes widened in surprise. “I trust you won’t spill your drink all over me again,” He teased, a playful glint in his eyes as I felt myself flush in embarrassment.
“It was an accident! I’m really sorry–” He laughed, reaching out his hand the second time tonight, asking me to take it.
“Don’t sweat it, it’s just a stain and I can wash it,” He said. His eyes bore into mine, and I placed my hand in his. Wil’s face stretched into a charming smile, a brown curl falling down in front of his eyes as he started to drag us across the room full of people.
We stopped at a table, pouring ourselves each a glass of wine before looking back at the wedding. The party was certainly alive, Sneeg and his now wife dancing in the middle of the room. Joyous chatter filled the air, the occasional cheers and laughter could be heard.
“Y/n?” I heard, and my head whipped around to see Wil grinning down at me. I smiled and clinked my glass against his.
“Cheers,” I said, and he gave a small laugh before we both sipped on our beverages. A moment of silence passed, my eyes moving from one group of people to the other, all of them moving up and about with smiles on their faces.
“Uh– I was wondering if… maybe you would like to grab some lunch with me tomorrow?” I heard Wil ask. I froze.
I slowly turned towards the man and saw that he had a light blush across his cheeks, the tips of his ears tinted the slightest hue of red. What the fuck did he just ask?
“I- Uh- What?” I managed to get out, voice strangled as I looked at him astonished. His shoulders relaxed, biting his lip as he looked down at the floor before looking back at me. No one that good-looking should be allowed to bite their lip like that.
“Would you like to go out with me and grab some lunch tomorrow?” He said. My mouth fell open slightly before i quickly closed it.
“I… I would love too,” I slowly said, brain reeling from the thoughts running through my head right now.
“Great!” He said, leaning back against the table as we chatted the night away, trying to ignore the way my heart would beat a little faster whenever he laughed or smiled.
This wasn’t what I was planning on doing during the wedding, but I definitely wasn’t complaining.
+ the freezer is your best friend
“tomorrow? but we need it fixed today!”
you let out a heavy sigh at the sound of where the conversation was going, using your old fan you bought in spain a couple of years back to blow air onto your face. hot air. it didn’t really help. leaning against the kitchen counter, back pressed against the edge, you tune out of the desperate conversation wilbur was having with the engineer, losing hope in the ac getting fixed before you and him turn to ashes from the heat.
how come the uk was such a hot country all of a sudden? the day the air condition fucks up just had to be the hottest day of the year. hell, of the past ten years!
your tank top was killing you despite fanning yourself for the past thirty minutes, and it was impossible to even do anything productive in a heat like this. so all you could do was wait in complete misery until the engineer would arrive - which wouldn’t be soon. you have no idea how the hell you were gonna survive the night.
“alright. thank you. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
will hung up, frustratedly placing his phone on the counter beside you as he wiped his forehead from sweat. you turned to him, pushing his hair away from his forehead and turning your wrist to fan him instead. he moaned, closing his eyes in bliss.
“I’m guessing there’s no ac today then?” you ask, fishing out a hair tie from your pocket, and stopping the fanning for a few seconds to tie his fluffy hair into a small ponytail at the top of his head. he shook his head and spoke once you started fanning him again, placing his hands on your waist.
“just our luck,” he responded, moving his shirt back and forward to fan his sweaty self under his shirt. you could feel more warmth start to form where his hands were placed on your waist, clammy hands reaching down to pull them off. this caused his eyes to open, watching as you pushed his hands away. “alright, that’s it. I’m fucking sick of this heat.”
he stood up, pulling his shirt off in one quick motion. next thing, his shorts were gone too. you nodded. “yeah, fuck this.”
you too stripped yourself from your clothes, both of you just standing there in your undergarments. and it felt so goddamn nice.
“I can’t even touch my own partner for christs sake…” he muttered under his own breath, turning on his heels and heading for the freezer. he opened it, fitting as much of himself in there as he could. he turned his head to you, waving you over to him. “c’mere.”
he made room for you to step in front of him, moving you as close to the inside of the freezer as possible. the cool air fanning your skin was almost too good of a feeling. you closed your eyes, pressing your cheek against a box of frozen bagels. will chose the peas.
“can I kiss you or will your lips burst into flames?” you laughed at his question, and he smiled at your laughter. you nodded, grabbing his less clammy hand and placing your other one on his chest. you leaned in, and he found you the rest of the way, pressing his lips flush to yours in a much-desired kiss.
interrupted by the beeping of the freezer being open for too long, you pulled away, and he rested his forehead against yours for a moment, just smiling, before closing the fridge.
almost instantly the heat of his apartment hit the both of you like a wave, no, like a fucking tsunami, turning you into sweaty messes again. will shook his head, grabbing his phone and keys and pulling you with him.
“screw this, we’re heading to my office. there’s no way we can survive this.”
he opened up the door, almost speeding out of the apartment until you pulled him back abruptly. he turned to you.
“what? what’s wrong?”
“will, we’re not wearing any clothes.”
“oh.right.”
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if i put out a sort of canon not really at all dream smp fic (ik what ur going to say booo dsmp) would u guys be interested at all? listen hear me out!!
there’s a bit of it below btw
it’s a c!wilbur / reader where reader is in relations to c!dream (havent decided if ex lover or sister) and is hidden away because something happened between them and he’s been looking for her and she’s in danger and c!wilbur brings her to lmanburg for safety. it would be rated mature only bc i’m a glutton for heavy makeout scenes, sex jokes and overall sexual actions no actual nsfw though
“oh you’re good at this.” she smiled, trailing her finger down the table in front of her before dropping her hand at her side.
“at what, darling?” wilbur swished his glass around, a glint in his eyes as he watched her prepare another drink for him, noticing his glass was emptying.
“this whole.. act you’ve got going on. tall, charming, *handsome*,” she emphasized the last word with a smirk that sent wilbur squirming in his seat- “man walks into my bar, of all places! pretending he’s not the leader of the biggest revolution esempi has seen ever. same revolution he was just talking about! and pretends to be a naive little devil to get me in bed with him. or for information. am i right? or am i wrong, and just a stupid little girl?” she was in his face now and wilbur took a gulp, lust flashing in his eyes.
“you’re not just a stupid little girl.” he licked his lips as she leaned back on the wall behind her, her chest leaning out. “you’ve got a nice body. makes you a stupid woman.” he laughed, placing the finished glass down, and pouring some from the new glass into his own before sliding it towards her.
“drink with me darling, won’t you?” he sipped, before looking at the girl who had a saddened look on her face.
please please please lmk if u would be interested i have so much of it done already i just want to know if it’s something i should post.
love, love <3
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wilbur, quackity, niki, karl, sapnap, x reader !
summary what they do when you can’t fall asleep
genre fluff !
warnings insomnia? not being able to sleep? are these warnings ? i don’t know ? + use of streamers’ real names!
a/n ↴
hello ! i had the sudden motivation to write headcanons, and i’ve seen other writers do this, so i decided to do my take on it !
enjoy some fluff ! <33
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wilbur soot !
- starting off with wilburr, because you can never write enough wilburr
- his sleep schedule is terrible and I feel like he would understand having trouble sleeping
- not the type to get out of bed, rather he tries to get you both asleep
- has you face him with your head on his chest, curled into him
- i feel like he’s probably very warm, like your own personal heater
- but anyways your head is on his chest,
- that way you can listen to his heartbeat
- rubs circles on your back, or runs his finger through your hair, very soothing
- offers to sing you to sleep
- his voice is tired and barely above a whisper
- he’s either singing a cheesy love song, or a song he wrote for/about you
- if after all that you haven’t fallen asleep, you decide to just talk
- lying on your backs, either holding hands or just being close to each other
- and he’s just rambling about everything and anything, things he’s passionate about, the most random absurd things that he for someone reason knows
- sometimes you talk too, rambling or just light conversation between you too
- other times, when you’re too exhausted to reply, you just listen
- occasionally humming in acknowledgment to let him know you’re still listening
- ‘i hate anteaters’ 'mm i know will, i know’
- 'this one time when i was 7 i …’
- 'how are you darling, i hope you had a good day’ 'i’m tired, but this is really nice, will’
- again i feel like he’s just very soothing and will lull you to sleep
- going to add blurbs to the ends of each person’s headcanons!
wilbur pauses, noticing you hadn’t said anything in a while and looks down at you. your chest slowly rising and falling, you look so peaceful, calm. finally asleep. he smiles down at you, bending down to press a light kiss to your forehead. moving closer to you, he presses one final kiss to your temple. 'goodnight, my love’
quackity ! ⭐️
- while i feel wilbur wouldn’t want to get out of bed, quackity would
- but he wouldn’t go very far-
- just to his desk, dragging your blanket along with him
- you pull up a chair next to him, or just sit on his lap, up to you
- your snuggled up together under the blanket, as he starts up his computer
- if you have the energy, you might stream with him
- 'LATE NIGHT ROBLOX ( with my partner ! <3) ’
- a roblox stream, where you mess around
- your sleep-deprived brains laughing at everything
- attempting an obby and just repeatedly dying
- chat is concerned, kinda? but also finds it hilarious
- i feel like he’s also more clingy/cuddly when he’s tired
- so he’s more touchy and almost like a toddler
- chat is clipping it all to put in compilations
- 'y/n and quackity being adorable for 8 minutes straight’ , 'sleep deprived y/n and quackity’, 'tired quackity being a toddler’
- 'y/nnnnn hold my hand pleaseeee’ 'alexxx nooo I’m trying to play robloxxxx’
- leans his head on your shoulder and almost falls asleep while you are playing
- if you’re not in the mood to stream, or just far too tired to
- he decides to play minecraft, just something for you to watch
- this time you’re laying your head on his shoulder while he plays
- he might monologue what he’s doing
- and his voice goes all soft and whispery
- 'and now mi amor, i’m going to kill some sheep’ 'die sheep >:(’
- 'oooh iron!! look babe i found iron !!’
- you just reply with a soft 'mhm’ and a nod against his shoulder
- his monologuing and the movements on the screen, lull you to sleep
alex looks away from his monitor and down at your sleeping figure. 'awh, sleepy baby’ he mumbles to himself. lifting the blanket off himself and you, he moves to face you, and picks you up bridal style, trying his very best not to wake you; knowing how hard it was for you to fall asleep in the first place. he carries you back to bed, lays you down. grabbing the blanket from the desk and placing it over your sleeping figure. 'mission success’ he whispers quietly, smiling. he lays down and places himself under the blanket, moving to hold you in his arms. 'duerme bien mi amor’ he whispers, pressing a soft kiss to your nose, before giving into sleep.
- that ended up being a lot longer, i swear this happens every time i write quackity T .T
i apologize for my terrible attempts at spanish, if anything doesn’t make sense, blame google translate, and my friend who i went to for help !
niki ! ☀️
- niki !!
- niki seems very comforting and <33
- she would probably feel bad that you couldn’t sleep and would help you in anyway she can
- 'awh no baby i’m sorry’ 'anything i can do to help?’
- i think first you two would just lay in bed together, cuddling
- similar to what i wrote for wilbur
- i think she would hold you in her arms, as close as possible
- under many layers and fluffy blankets
- makes sure you are warm and comfortable
- rubs her hands up and down your arms
- whispers sweet nothing (that’s so fanfiction i know)
- and her presence alone just makes you sleepy
- if you really can’t fall asleep, then niki comes up with the brilliant idea to bake!
- i know, i know, i said the same thing in my helping with gender dysphoria headcanons, but it’s still true here !
- she just seems like suck a bake-y person, if that makes any sense
- so you find some recipe on Pinterest, probably something along the lines of cookies or brownies, something easy to make
- while it’s baking, you two cuddle on the couch, with some soft music in the background
- make sure to set a timer in case you fall asleep !!
- and when the cookies are done, you drag your blanket with you and sit on the kitchen counter, eating whatever you baked
- by then it’s pretty late (depending on when you got out of bed)
- and you are probably tired, so you decide to try sleeping again
- this time, the combination of warm blankets, her soothing touch, and being worn out from your late-night baking session
- is enough to put you to sleep
- niki’s arms are very comfortable, and a great source of warmth
'lovely?’ niki asks, noticing your eyes, close to shutting, exhaustion evident in them. 'mhmm?’ you manage to reply, 'you look so tired my love, want to try sleeping again? you simply nod your head. niki gets of the counter and grabs your hand, walking you to the bedroom. you once again find yourself enveloped in blankets and warmth, back in niki’s arms. this time sleep comes easier. niki softly kisses your forehead, before whispering, 'i hope you sleep well my love’. and that’s the last you hear, before finally drifting off to sleep.
karl !
- karl <33
- another one who feels bad for you
- even though he also has a terrible sleep schedule
- i think he also has trouble sleeping, so he will understand you :)
- he would not want to get out of bed
- just wants to cuddle you to sleep
- but since you’ve probably already tried that, considering you two definitely sleep all cuddled up (but that’s a different set of headcanons-)
- you two will go under the covers, still cuddled up and close to one another
- and you’ll watch either movies, shows, youtube, anything along those lines; on either your or karl’s phone
- i’m leaning towards movies, especially longer ones
- i feel like those would more likely make you sleepy
- or if you’re watching youtube, i think you would be watching like satisfying slime videos ? you know?
- i don’t know i feel you two send each other satisfying tiktoks and it just became a thing you enjoy
- like, does anyone know those videos with sand? the ones where they cut it and put it into tall glasses and flatten it?
- if you don’t know what i mean this probably sounds really odd-
- anyways if you are not watching movies, i feel like you would watch that
- there is probably not much talking, since you are both very tired
- the brightness and volume of the phone are low, and its leaning against a pillow or one of your legs, since you gave up trying to hold it up
- and you just watch stuff till you fall asleep, or till you are tired enough that you can turn it off
- except for that one time you two accidentally stayed up till 5 am, and then passed out and woke up at 1 pm
- sometimes if you don’t feel like using devices, karl just holds you in his arms
- neither of you is asleep, but you’re both tired, and it’s really comfortable silence
- eventually, you fall asleep in his arms, even if it takes a while
finally, your breathing slows, as you drift off to sleep in karl’s embrace. he’s just as tired as you, eyes droopy, almost closed. but he notices that you’ve finally fallen asleep. he smiles down at you, admiring your sleeping face. pressing a few light kisses, on your eyelids and nose and a final on your forehead. he whispers out, just barely audible, voice filled with sleepiness, 'goodnight, sleep well baby’
sapnap !
- sap nap sapnap.
- he’s probably fast asleep, leaving you alone to stare at the ceiling
- after a while of pointless attempts of falling asleep, you decide to get up
- he finds you on the couch staring at the turned-off tv, a glass of water on the table in front of you
- 'baby? what are you doing up?’ 'why didn’t tell me you couldn’t sleep :(’
- sits next to you on the couch and wraps his arms around
- his head is on top of yours and it’s pretty peaceful until he decides that this isn’t going to work
- he gives up on the idea of you two getting any sleep tonight
- 'if you can’t sleep then i’m not going to either’
- tells you to put your shoes and a jacket on, as he searches for the car keys
- grabs your hand and drags you to the car
- 'mm sap where are we going?’ 'to mcdonalds ’ 'at this hour? 'yep :)’
- the drive is quiet, there aren’t many cars, the city quiet and calm
- the radio is on, turned-down, and sap’s hand is either on your thigh or intertwined with yours, the entire drive
- you make it to the drive-through and order your food. you park somewhere in front of the restaurant
- you two sit in silence, the only sounds coming from the radio
- you enjoy food, and sap still hasn’t moved his hand from off your leg
- he’s tired and just wants affection :(
- i can imagine his hand in yours doing that thumb thing
- anyways you drive home, and as soon as you walk into the house you both flop onto the bed
- something about late-night drives in a quiet city makes you very sleepy
- at this point, i think you are probably tired enough to fall asleep
- you two get under the covers and he mumbles 'come here’ , his voice filled with sleepiness
- you move into his open arms and he just cacoons you with his warmth and affection
- you can’t resist and give into sleep, finally
'mm baby come here’ he mumbles quietly, his sleepy voice you find absolutely adorable. you simply nod and move into his embrace. he wraps his arms around you, warmth radiating off him. you gladly accept the affection, nuzzling into his chest. your eyes flutter shut, barely still awake. 'night baby’ he whispers, places the softest kiss to the top of your head. 'goodnight sap’ you barely get out, before giving into sleep, finally asleep.
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that’s all ! hope you enjoyed reading! thank you for all love and support that i have received while on here, even though i’m so inconsistent with writing. ily all <3
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