#wilbur soot mcyt
Wilbur: Of the nine planets in the solar system, why did I have to get put on the same one as you, Tommy?
Techno, from the other room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS
Wilbur: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!
Tommy: y’know, we’re like brothers!
Wilbur:
Tommy: Wha- are you crying??
Wilbur, crying: No, I’m having an allergic reaction.
Tommy: to what???
Wilbur: to you
Tommy: Hey, I can cook!
Wilbur: Offering people gum is not cooking.
Wilbur: The opposite of Ghostbusters: Ghostmakers, where you create ghosts!
Wilbur:
Wilbur:…
Wilbur: I have been informed that this is called killing people.
I just,,
“you know who I saw in that train, Tommy? I saw Dream” :)
[i have SO much excitement over wilbur coming back holy crap i can draw my design of vilbur, especially with the white hair]
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Crimeboys screenshot redraw <3
Someone else in the photo? What do you mean there’s someone else? Sorry I only have eyes for the catboy and the raccoon
Crimeboy and Crimeman
I loved Wilbur’s recent stream with Tommy I missed content with just the two of them ✌️
Also if you couldn’t tell techno’s the pig and Phil’s the crow
They’re literally brothers.
They literally are brothers.
HE REALLY GOT O W N E D
AHAHHAH GET O W N E D WILBY SCOOT
YOU CAN’T GET RID OF TOMMYINNIT AHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAOOO LOL UPVOTE LIKE HEART COMMENT PIN AHAHAHHA
I should not speak-
normalize being a smarmy bastard. a real scoundrel, if you will.
normalize being a smarmy bastard. a real scoundrel, if you will.
vestige of a leader
patron saint of something or other
past lives couldn’t ever hold me down
wow am I sure glad ghostbur is happy and hanging out with everyone on the dsmp
had ycgma on repeat lately ⭕️
wake up babe more vilbur art
he’s a little worse for wear
two sides of the same coin
wildcard
+ the freezer is your best friend
“tomorrow? but we need it fixed today!”
you let out a heavy sigh at the sound of where the conversation was going, using your old fan you bought in spain a couple of years back to blow air onto your face. hot air. it didn’t really help. leaning against the kitchen counter, back pressed against the edge, you tune out of the desperate conversation wilbur was having with the engineer, losing hope in the ac getting fixed before you and him turn to ashes from the heat.
how come the uk was such a hot country all of a sudden? the day the air condition fucks up just had to be the hottest day of the year. hell, of the past ten years!
your tank top was killing you despite fanning yourself for the past thirty minutes, and it was impossible to even do anything productive in a heat like this. so all you could do was wait in complete misery until the engineer would arrive - which wouldn’t be soon. you have no idea how the hell you were gonna survive the night.
“alright. thank you. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
will hung up, frustratedly placing his phone on the counter beside you as he wiped his forehead from sweat. you turned to him, pushing his hair away from his forehead and turning your wrist to fan him instead. he moaned, closing his eyes in bliss.
“I’m guessing there’s no ac today then?” you ask, fishing out a hair tie from your pocket, and stopping the fanning for a few seconds to tie his fluffy hair into a small ponytail at the top of his head. he shook his head and spoke once you started fanning him again, placing his hands on your waist.
“just our luck,” he responded, moving his shirt back and forward to fan his sweaty self under his shirt. you could feel more warmth start to form where his hands were placed on your waist, clammy hands reaching down to pull them off. this caused his eyes to open, watching as you pushed his hands away. “alright, that’s it. I’m fucking sick of this heat.”
he stood up, pulling his shirt off in one quick motion. next thing, his shorts were gone too. you nodded. “yeah, fuck this.”
you too stripped yourself from your clothes, both of you just standing there in your undergarments. and it felt so goddamn nice.
“I can’t even touch my own partner for christs sake…” he muttered under his own breath, turning on his heels and heading for the freezer. he opened it, fitting as much of himself in there as he could. he turned his head to you, waving you over to him. “c’mere.”
he made room for you to step in front of him, moving you as close to the inside of the freezer as possible. the cool air fanning your skin was almost too good of a feeling. you closed your eyes, pressing your cheek against a box of frozen bagels. will chose the peas.
“can I kiss you or will your lips burst into flames?” you laughed at his question, and he smiled at your laughter. you nodded, grabbing his less clammy hand and placing your other one on his chest. you leaned in, and he found you the rest of the way, pressing his lips flush to yours in a much-desired kiss.
interrupted by the beeping of the freezer being open for too long, you pulled away, and he rested his forehead against yours for a moment, just smiling, before closing the fridge.
almost instantly the heat of his apartment hit the both of you like a wave, no, like a fucking tsunami, turning you into sweaty messes again. will shook his head, grabbing his phone and keys and pulling you with him.
“screw this, we’re heading to my office. there’s no way we can survive this.”
he opened up the door, almost speeding out of the apartment until you pulled him back abruptly. he turned to you.
“what? what’s wrong?”
“will, we’re not wearing any clothes.”
“oh.right.”
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