i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done
Every good series deserves to have an episode with the “we all have to dress up formal to go to (and/or infiltrate) a fancy event or party, but shit hits the fan and oh no, we have to fight monsters/aliens/the undead/assassins/etc., while dressed in black tie and with only whatever weapons we could manage to sneak in on our persons, also look extremely hot while doing it” trope
Important: one of them has snuck in a wildly improbable amount of weapons or is distressingly skilled with creating improvised weapons.
Hey girls, thought I would share with you my current ‘wishlist’ & the images that have inspired these cravings! I am having trouble finding somethings on it, and by this I mean I can’t afford the leather skirt I want (hello PU) and can’t justify Miu Miu Sneakers, so I am on the hunt for more justifiable options!!
I (daily) go through fazes of wanting new pieces for my wardrobe. I don’t like wearing the same thing twice, and like to play around with different looks. I think from working in fashion boutiques, I have become accustom to having lots of options when getting dressed!
Lately I have been trying to cut my wardrobe down to basics. Like quality blazers and t’s. I am aiming for a wardrobe of luxurious basics & statement party dresses. Right now I am working on the basics collection..
1. Nude Leather Pencil Skirt
2. A White Blazer
3. This LBD - from ASOS, its only $70 and will be mine by Sunday night Im sure! Its just so easy! I have a similar witchery purchase that I have lived in this summer!
4. These Zippora S&B Jeans - Perfect wash for little bottoms like mine! Please go on sale..
5. Sneakers that I can wear with dresses & leather shorts
6. New Black Sandals -These are the Jezabel Sandal by witchery, they also came in a lust worthy nude colour that has sold out!
7. Shirt Dress -This baby is available from Green With Envy
I’ve had some of you asked what you could to for me since I have pneumonia. I put some tea and some comfort items on my Amazon wishlist along with some gift cards.
the one twitter feature that tumblr desperately needs is polls. i need to be able to gather Data from you clowns. it’s not the same to have to embed an external link because then that data is tainted by only applying to the type of clowns to click an external link just to answer a poll question.
I fully endorse this.
As exhibit A I present a poll I put up last night on CounterSocial:
image: CounterSocial post
Etakeh Oh PDX OR, NC @etakeh Something crashed and shattered in the kitchen, and both cats are in the room with me. So the question is, what was it? Some background, I live in a new apartment building that was constructed on what was the parking lot of a KMart.
39%Poltergeist 22%Cheaply constructed apt. 22%Something stupid I did 17%See results
I really need a paddle like this. Must keep an eye out at flea markets, thrift shops and the like. Would be fun to go with a gentleman in search of such things and allow him to gift it to Me. Blushing, he pays as I announce it will be used when we’re home.
Oh, would you look at that? The gifting season is nearly upon us. While Project Neon firmly believes any day is a good day for presents, we can’t help appreciating a good gifting frenzy. If any of your giftees are fellow Project Neon fans, have a look at the suggestions below. And if not, perhaps you’ll find a nice present for yourself. After all, you *do* deserve a treat!
Not all of these items are directly neon related, but they all share a certain spirit with Project Neon, and they’re all things I either already own or wish I did.
Of course you should check out Project Neon’s very own Etsy shop first. It’s a limited selection at the moment, but the 2014 calendars make great gifts! I’m also working on an exciting new product — it’s going to take a little testing, though, so it may not be ready in time for the holidays. And I’m also looking at bringing back the ever popular Neon ABCs poster — I’ll keep you updated on that. Plus if you’re looking for a custom gift, like a print of one of my photos, let me know and I’ll put up a listing for you.
Project Neon also heartily recommends buying gifts from shops with great neon signs. Need a fishing rod? A gift certificate for dinner?A fancy bottle of booze?A night out? Include a photo of the sign on the card for bonus gifting points!
New York Neon, by Thomas Rinaldi, is a fantastic book full of beautiful New York neon photos and lots of great neon sign history. Every neon lover should own this!
Polish Cold War Neon by Ilona Karwinska has less context, but is chock full of really beautiful photographs of neon signs throughout Poland. Another A+ gift for any neon fan.
If you’re in the New York area, a neon class at Brooklyn Glass would be a unique and unforgettable gift. The “Intro to Neon” weekend class is great hands-on introduction to neon bending.
Perhaps your giftee is, like me, also interested in hand-painted signs? If so, Sign Painters by Faythe Levine is the perfect present.
A mix of beautiful signs (including both hand-painted and neon) populate the pages of the wonderful Pittsburgh Sign Project book (can you tell I’m a book worm?), by Mark Stroup, Elizabeth Perry, and my fantastic friends, Jennifer Baron and Greg Langel. Highly recommended!
More gifts from people I like: my talented friends Karen McBurnie and Jon Hammer have put together a great map of notable Manhattan bars for Herb Lester Associates. These bars are classics, and some even have great neon to boot. Never be at a loss for a place to imbibe again!
For the Cincinnati-based sign lover, you can gift a membership or even adopt a sign (to fund restoration) at the American Sign Museum.
For a friend with a lot of wall space, what about commissioning a custom neon sign? There are a bunch of great sign shops around, including Let There Be Neon,Lite Brite Neon, and Artistic Neon, to name just three.
You can sometimes find great vintage neon by searching EtsyoreBay. Worth a shot, though the nicer signs can sure be pricey!
Neon art is another great gift for those with the space to display it. Cleveland artist Jeffrey Chiplis creates glowing art out of found neon pieces, one of which I saw recently at the Scope art fair.
A good gift for photographers: snazzy Ona camera bags. I use the insert to safely tote my camera around in my regular bag.
And if all else fails, an always happily received gift for photographers (current or aspiring) is a gift certificate to B&HorAdorama (or your local photo shop).
OK, did I miss anything? What Project Neon-ish presents are on your wish list this year?
No, no one paid to be on this list. Project Neon is not Big Time like that, at least not yet!
im not joking when i say that this meme single handedly got me invested in learning how the fuck electrical production works small scale so that i could explain it to somebody from a millennium ago
If that’s a thing that bothers you for more subjects then just electricity there’s actually a book for this! That I own! That is both very stupid and fairly useful! And entertaining!
How to invent everything: a survival guide for the stranded time traveler is the book for you, complete with flowchart about how to identify what time you’ve landed yourself in! It’s very funny and very fun and informative and starts with the production of written language and works it’s way forward through inventions of varying complexity, all framed in the way of “so you got into this time machine from our company and it’s broken, huh? Well tough fucking shit! Welcome to your new home!”
