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sometimes i remember i have cool mutuals and im like oh fuck im making a fool of myself. and then i continue making a fool of myself
Bonding in Elysium:
Luke: My first girlfriend turned into a pine tree.
Jason:
Jason: That’s rough, buddy.
Yeahhhhhhhhh this crossover content is probably for me and me alone…. but hopefully the folks over @ask-spiderpool will like it without The Bright Sessions context
(i think this just works as Wade has an actually decent intake session yay!)
(And Dr. Bright’s the first fictional therapist I thought of once I saw the current arc bcs when she doesn’t have a shady agenda she’s damn good at her job and after certain past patients Wade’sannoyingness factor would be a walk in the park)
my old summer lumpygrab sketches… almost all of them
it’s weird how at first you guess some pairing is just funny crack thing without any sense and can’t actually work, but once you start thinking about it, you realize more and more how wonderful it truly is.
see, LSP’s kind of very prosperous person actually, she can give A LOT of love and support (also hugs, strokings and kisses), in turn LG’s sorta faithful and reliable lemon, he can give her long and stable relationships she always wanted (also castle with servants :*) and became her handsome prince, hehe. also I like they’re both quite complicated and annoying, but strong enough to handle it with each other (…ok I can talk about it like forever, so let’s stop here ^^).
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“Listen, listen! I wanna be a cop. Crowd boos. But only for TRAIN CRIMES! Crowd goes fucking nuts!”
-Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Well There’s Your Problem, Episode 87: UCSB Student Housing Cube, 4:58
AU where Emmet and Ingo host a podcast about trains, Pokémon battles, and sometimes Pokémon battles on trains.
- Ingo does most of the talking, usually in-depth, thoughtful, and passionate info dumping.
- When Emmet pipes up he’s half insightful, half agent of utter chaos.
- Ingo: *detailed analysis of train systems and how they go wrong*
- Emmet: *dick jokes*
- Emmet occasionally issues actionable threats to troll reviewers that Ingo has to bleep out.
- There was intense arguing over whether to keep it to mature audiences and allow for cursing. Emmet won for the adult rating with the argument that it would be funny for either of them to state verrry sternly: “If you are under the legal adult age, cease listening and switch tracks right now. Where are your parents?”
- They frequently have guests. Elesa shows up the most and is the honorary third host. They mainly nerd out about Pokémon. To their chagrin, Elesa is popular with listeners because she likes blitzing them with relentless puns and pushes their buttons by deliberately getting train facts wrong.
- Sometimes big name trainers guest host. Sometimes fellow Gear Station employees join in. Every time devolves into complete nonsense.
- Frequent Pokémon bloopers where they’ll interrupt somehow. Common culprits are Archeops screaming and surprise Joltiks.
- It is the nerdiest freaking podcast but they have quite a sizable audience.
- They’ve turned down doing ads because this whole thing is just an excuse to talk about trains and Pokémon with absolutely no one to stop them.
Extra:
“Train good, car bad.”
(P.S. Listen to Well There’s Your Problem, a podcast about engineering disasters. It has slides.)
Okay so you’re telling me that DA4 is getting a lacklustre name like Dreadwolf,meanwhile we could have had the absolute rad banger that is Dragon Age: Absolution as a title??
I really love the fantasy of fucking my current boyfriend in front of my ex while he’s tied up and can’t do anything to participate/stop it.
The thought of my boyfriend railing me while I say his name over and over, talk about him being the best I’ve ever had, how he makes me cum so hard, and how much bigger his dick is, while my X is forced to watch and listen makes me so wet I can’t stand it.
some people: write essays on how a ship they don’t like is toxic while hypocritically never examining the same problems in ships they do support. 2000 words of transparent watered-down-wokeness bullshit
me: i don’t like it. 4 words. sometimes adding: i like this other ship more. there, 10 words.
GAYS GAYS GAYS SHOW ME WHAT CHA GOT
No matter what you fools do, you’d probably be pretty accurate-
