#10 days of writing prompts
- “I know you took my last cold bottle of water!”
- “I’m sorry but that stranded jellyfish you’re saving is a plastic bag.”
- “There’s no way that’s chicken, it’s charcoal!”
- “Go away, I was cooling off in front of this freezer first.”
- “I locked my keys and pet in the car on accident, please help!”
- “No officer, I know the fountain isn’t for swimming, I fell in.”
- “I don’t think making your own fireworks is safe. Or legal.”
- “Look, we can just share this shade tree.”
- “Dog paddling is swimming!”
- “Yes, I put my shoes and socks on my dog’s paws. The floor’s hot!”
- It’s my roommate’s birthday and you just made me drop the last cake in the store so help me either find a new one or bake a new one
- My dog just ran through the doggie door to your house please let me go in and get it
- I just upended a cup on you on accident so please take my shirt/jacket and i’m sorry
- Your kid keeps running over here and stealing food off my plate when you’re not looking and I don’t know how to make it stop
- I opened my cardoor and didn’t see you riding by on your bike and you crashed into it holy crap
- You’re a school to be a nurse/doctor and I just got hit in the face and my nose is bleeding and did you know you faint at seeing that much blood
- I’m pretty sure your baby keeps dropping it’s toy on purpose for my attention and it’s cute but this floor is probably really dirty
- This pregnant person is just a friend/retaliative so please stop giving us weird looks because I was flirting with you it’s not mine
- My cat just stole your dog’s ball and went up the tree with it I’m not sorry why is your dog even afraid of cats
- I don’t even like sandwiches but you’re a cute deli employee who always gets the order wrong but your smile makes it okay
