#ot3 or more friendly Not trying to make a scene but you took the last pool floaty and I want it I don’t know who started the bonfire but the ocean’s trying to eat it I’m sure the burgers you made are good but I don’t like/can’t eat meat My cat broke into your place because your a/c is working and mine’s not No I can’t put on a shirt, it’s hot and this is my balcony too I’m the water usage enforcer on our block and you’re way over your limit I swear my kid pegged you with that water balloon, not me I’m not staring not staring at you eating your Popsicle I’m not eating my Popsicle suggestive to make you stare My bikini top broke can I borrow your shirt I got called into work. I’m sweaty and my shower broke, can I use your’s I’m not loitering, I’m just thinking of what I want from the freezer section This is a big beach so why do you have to build a sandcastle next to me I got stung by a jellyfish and I think I’m dying I’m not drowning but if you want to give me CPR, that’s okay Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:05 “I know you took my last cold bottle of water!” “I’m sorry but that stranded jellyfish you’re saving is a plastic bag.” “There’s no way that’s chicken, it’s charcoal!” “Go away, I was cooling off in front of this freezer first.” “I locked my keys and pet in the car on accident, please help!” “No officer, I know the fountain isn’t for swimming, I fell in.” “I don’t think making your own fireworks is safe. Or legal.” “Look, we can just share this shade tree.” “Dog paddling is swimming!” “Yes, I put my shoes and socks on my dog’s paws. The floor’s hot!” Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:03 Took a wrong turn during a roadtrip Felt something touch foot while wading in ocean Missed spots when putting on sunscreen Lost something (shoe, sunglasses, phone) in sand at beach Trying to gain access to public pool after hours Got caught playing in neighbor’s sprinklers Got on the wrong bus to the wrong summer camp Staying the weekend in a cabin and heard a noise outside at night Bought a slushie and took too big of a drink and got a brainfreeze Boat stopped running while in the middle of the lake Burnt dinner while barbecuing, and forgot the potato salad in the car Sitting outside watching the stars Balancing on one foot because a flipflop broke while on the hot asphalt Lighting fireworks and caught the neighbor’s bushes on fire Trying to make a bonfire but it won’t light Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:01 Fireworks Sunburn Swimming Camping Barbecues Roadtrips Beach Fireflies Stargazing Sailing Surfing Junebugs Family reunion Crickets Graduation Weddings Dehydrated Vacation Lemonade Fishing Sandcastle Tanning Sunscreen Parade Pool Pool floaties Power outage Baseball/sports Mosquitos Popsicles Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:02:56 “I thought you knew.” “This was the best day ever.” “I can’t believe you’re back here.” “I felt bad so I got up and made you breakfast.” “Can we start this whole day over?” “Of course I’m right, I’m always right.” “I wasn’t late, a cat tried to kill me and made me late!” “You nearly killed me, tell me how that’s not a big deal.” “I’m not stuck, just help me.” “But that’s my favorite shirt!” “To be honest, I really hate how this tastes.” “Your music sucks and you suck, get over it.” “We can, you know, go together if that’s a thing you’d like.” “I’m not sorry, this isn’t an apology, I’m just being nice so you shut up!” “Alright, I lied, I’m not in a band. But I do think you’re cute!” Wed, 17 Jun 2015 03:01:33 A finds a stray animal and brings it home, B is allergic so C helps A hide the animal until B finally catches them after sneezing for a week A is a Marvel fan and B is a DC fan, C doesn’t care either way and always mixes them up A is asexual, B is aromantic, and C is demi, and they have a happy healthy partnership A falls instantly for C while B is interested in C but needs to be wooed still A and B have to explain to C why they never get to drive, optional: C drives wildly, speeding/running lights/etc or drives too slow/cautious A has a history of severe nightmares, B knows how to calm A down but is out of town, C has to try for the first time alone It’s A’s birthday but B and C both forgot until the last second, B distracts A while C sneaks out to get a gift A is always up late with work related things, one night A falls asleep and B and C have to fumble through getting the work done for them A is babysitting but has to go somewhere unexpectedly, leaving the baby with B and C who have little/no experience with babies A helped color B’s hair but it was a disaster and C has to comfort them both while fixing it A’s glasses broke while they were reading a really good part of their book, B and C offer to read it to them, switching out between characters and making silly voices A has a secret fear (like of clowns/spiders/heights/etc), B and C don’t know and accidentally freak out A with their fear A’s never seen the ocean but wants to, B hates the ocean but agrees to go anyways, A and C swim and make sand castles while B naps on a blanket A cuts their finger while preparing dinner, B panics and wants to go to the hospital, C calms B down and deals with A’s injury A only has money for two tickets to an event all three of them love, so A and B have to sneak C inside Thu, 02 Apr 2015 08:50:14 Candy hearts Roses Blind date/set up by friends Chocolates Movie night Late for a date Wrong restaurant Strangers alone on Valentine’s day Friend(s) date Rained out picnic Low on money/homemade date Surprise date while working late Forgot to get anything Babysitter canceled/Family date night Secret admirer/admitting a crush Sun, 25 Jan 2015 23:59:50 Pizza Night Laser Tag Video Games/Arcade Bumper Cars Beach Trip Icecream Shop Drive-in Movies Thu, 10 Jul 2014 15:05:00 Ghosts/spirits Police officers Cowboys Surfers/Beach “bums” Marine biologists/vets/trainers Sucked into a cartoon/video game Trapped in the Twilight Zone Preschool Shrunk down to only a couple inches big Giants up beanstalks Waking up in the Wizard of Oz Pixies/Nymphs/Centaurs/etc In a zombie world like “Warm Bodies" Living in the underwater city Atlantis Characters in a Nightmare before Christmas Fri, 16 May 2014 05:17:05 Forehead kiss Cheek kiss Nose kiss Back of hand kiss Fingertips kiss Collarbone kiss Shoulder kiss Spine kiss Throat kiss Stomach kiss Bellybutton kiss Hipbone kiss Outer thigh kiss Inner thigh kiss Pelvic bone kiss Sun, 27 Apr 2014 03:42:27 Nuzzle Present Sob Fingernails Flutter Tremble Shower Sun, 13 Apr 2014 01:07:34 Tries to get into the wrong apartment when drunk Diner worker and frequent customer See each other often in a park Morning after meeting in a bar Set up by a mutual friend Veterinarian and someone who brings in multiple strays Tried to check out the same book at library Reporter/interviewer and someone who witnessed something Both meeting while trying to survive zombie attack End up sitting next to each other at a show Cop and someone in frequent trouble with the law Abducted by aliens and need to work together to escape Friends on an online game and accidentally meet in person Both lost on separate hikes and meeting in the woods Bad attempted bank robber and amused bank teller Sun, 13 Apr 2014 00:50:35 Fingertips Acceptance Hurt Game Lips Irritable Blush Stress Trying Roses Goosebumps Chocolate Dancing Teeth Garden Snow Dinner Family Crying Anger Silent Different Enthralled Pillow Fort Pain Fear Failed Rain Lace Happy Wed, 09 Apr 2014 04:13:00 Candied Apple Monster Trucks Petting Zoo Exhibit Display Ferris Wheel Booth Games Game Prizes Fried Food Outdoors Concert Runaway Animal Photo Strip Dust Cloud Activity Booths Sheep Racing Lemonade Stand Tue, 27 Jun 2017 21:49:26 You took the last bag of cotton candy so you’re either going to share it with me or I’m going to fight you for it. I don’t like heights but my friends pressured me onto the Ferris wheel, don’t laugh my knuckles aren’t that white from hanging onto the bar. My friends convinced me to get on stage at the karaoke stand and apparently I can’t stop staring at you or sing oh no. You yelled when a pig in the petting zoo nibbled your pant leg and that only made it charge after you and I can’t stop laughing. I’m not lurking around the photo booths like a creeper, my friends are in one of these booths and I don’t know which one. One of the rides spun a lot faster than you expected and your shoe fell off and hit me in the head what the heck Look you seem like a nice person so I want you to know this booth I’m watching is rigged don’t waste your money Tue, 27 Jun 2017 21:42:17 A is a monster hunter, B is a monster. They meet when B isn’t in monster form and start to fall for each other, one night they meet while A is hunting and B is a monster A and B have been dating a few weeks, A is an undercover cop and B is a criminal boss, they don’t know about each other until B is brought into the station one day A is a restaurant owner/chief/cook and B is a harsh food critic, they meet on a blind date, B had done an anonymous review of A’s restaurant that wasn’t very flattering A and B are online gaming enemies, but they meet in real life and hit it off until they find out their online gamer names A is a local teacher who coaches the school’s sports team, B is a parent who coaches the community’s sports team, they meet at a parent/teacher conference and make date plans, only to find out they’re coaching opposite teams at a big/important game the next day A is an avid bird watcher, B is an owner of some private land and doesn’t allow trespassers. Some rare breed of birds take to living on B’s land and A sneaks around to watch and get photos of them A is allergic to/dislikes cats(or other animal of choice), B owns a cat(choice animal) rescue center, they’ve been dating for a few months when B has to go into the center for an emergency while on a date with A, who doesn’t know what B does exactly and tags along Sat, 24 Jun 2017 17:02:16 I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead You were supposed to get diaper rash cream at the store but now you’re texting pictures of the shelves and asking what you forgot come on We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time I’m really sorry the kid’s copying a bad word I said and I keep laughing but come on look how cute that is It’s our first date since having the kid and you keep texting the sitter and trying to facetime them instead of enjoying dinner We’re trying to fool around while the kid is asleep but we heard a noise and now we’re freaking out if they heard or seen us or not I know it’s silly but humor the kid and “kill the spider”, I know it’s just stray hairs knotted up but it scares them so do it come on You asked me to get the kid’s school things together but it’s morning and I forgot no I’m not trying to rush it before you notice The school sent home a project for our kid to do but it’s really complicated and they want help but only your’s they refuse me Look I remember I said no pets until the kid’s older but they found this animal and it’s cute and they’re cute can we please keep it please Tue, 15 Mar 2016 23:54:39 Listen I know this sounds like bullshit but I’m from the future and I’m here to keep you from being murdered okay You were my significant other in a previous life but you didn’t reincarnate this time so I found a way to go into the past to see you again I’m from the past and you don’t believe me but I just came here to find a cure for someone and you need to help me I managed to create time travel- but it’s only for short bursts forward or backwards and you don’t believe me but I’ll prove it I swear you’re my significant other from an alternate dimension and no I’m not a stalker you told me all this personal info in the other world We’re in a hotel together except I’m somehow two years ahead of you and I keep finding your notes and think I’m losing it When I got on the plane it was one year but during the red-eye something happened and we landed in the future Tue, 15 Mar 2016 13:56:42 Ok it’s weird that we’ve met while auditioning for parts in a condom/K-Y Jelly commercial but wow you are cute I don’t even have to act now Excuse me but that moose in your backyard is under my care and I really need to get it back I know it’s strange that I’m naked on your patio but if you give me some clothes or a blanket I’ll explain everything The elevator got stuck between floors and I’m giving you a boost to get out the roof hatch but oh man I never noticed your nice butt before I know it’s probably poor taste to ask you out during your relative’s funeral but I don’t know if I’ll ever see you again so Listen you’ve been standing on the sidewalk outside of my house for the last three hours are you a murderer waiting for me to fall asleep or what This is a little awkward since I’m cuffed in the back of your squad car but you’re incredible and when I make bail I’d love to take you to lunch Tue, 02 Feb 2016 22:58:49 Who puts up holiday decorations weeks or months ahead of time, and who tries to put everything back away until the holiday is closer Who likes white chocolate, and who despises it completely Who sings loudly along with songs regardless of talent, and who groans in dismay and turns the radio up louder Who loves pineapple on pizza, and who subtly picks the pineapple off of their slices Who sleeps with limbs hanging off the bed, and who hides under the blankets with all their limbs pulled in close Who buys the salt and vinegar chips, and who hides the bag because they really hate how the chips smell Who drives “like an old granny” all the time, and who is the “speed demon” Who insists on always dressing up on Halloween, and who wants to stay home and hand out candy Who stops to greet all the animals they pass, and who walks faster so the animals don’t “get” them Who watches the scary/suspenseful movies, and who tries to scare them during the movie Who spends an eternity getting ready to go somewhere, and who fusses about the time and being late Who plays or tries to play the piano, and who climbs on the piano and tries to lay “seductively” on top Who uses their phone to check the time, and who insists on using a watch instead Who wakes up before the alarm clock goes off, and hits snooze half a dozen times Who picks the flowers while on a hike, and who is attacked or fears being attacked by bees Thu, 19 Nov 2015 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