#open roles
- Not trying to make a scene but you took the last pool floaty and I want it
- I don’t know who started the bonfire but the ocean’s trying to eat it
- I’m sure the burgers you made are good but I don’t like/can’t eat meat
- My cat broke into your place because your a/c is working and mine’s not
- No I can’t put on a shirt, it’s hot and this is my balcony too
- I’m the water usage enforcer on our block and you’re way over your limit
- I swear my kid pegged you with that water balloon, not me
- I’m not staring not staring at you eating your Popsicle
- I’m not eating my Popsicle suggestive to make you stare
- My bikini top broke can I borrow your shirt
- I got called into work. I’m sweaty and my shower broke, can I use your’s
- I’m not loitering, I’m just thinking of what I want from the freezer section
- This is a big beach so why do you have to build a sandcastle next to me
- I got stung by a jellyfish and I think I’m dying
- I’m not drowning but if you want to give me CPR, that’s okay
- “I know you took my last cold bottle of water!”
- “I’m sorry but that stranded jellyfish you’re saving is a plastic bag.”
- “There’s no way that’s chicken, it’s charcoal!”
- “Go away, I was cooling off in front of this freezer first.”
- “I locked my keys and pet in the car on accident, please help!”
- “No officer, I know the fountain isn’t for swimming, I fell in.”
- “I don’t think making your own fireworks is safe. Or legal.”
- “Look, we can just share this shade tree.”
- “Dog paddling is swimming!”
- “Yes, I put my shoes and socks on my dog’s paws. The floor’s hot!”
- Took a wrong turn during a roadtrip
- Felt something touch foot while wading in ocean
- Missed spots when putting on sunscreen
- Lost something (shoe, sunglasses, phone) in sand at beach
- Trying to gain access to public pool after hours
- Got caught playing in neighbor’s sprinklers
- Got on the wrong bus to the wrong summer camp
- Staying the weekend in a cabin and heard a noise outside at night
- Bought a slushie and took too big of a drink and got a brainfreeze
- Boat stopped running while in the middle of the lake
- Burnt dinner while barbecuing, and forgot the potato salad in the car
- Sitting outside watching the stars
- Balancing on one foot because a flipflop broke while on the hot asphalt
- Lighting fireworks and caught the neighbor’s bushes on fire
- Trying to make a bonfire but it won’t light
- “I thought you knew.”
- “This was the best day ever.”
- “I can’t believe you’re back here.”
- “I felt bad so I got up and made you breakfast.”
- “Can we start this whole day over?”
- “Of course I’m right, I’m always right.”
- “I wasn’t late, a cat tried to kill me and made me late!”
- “You nearly killed me, tell me how that’s not a big deal.”
- “I’m not stuck, just help me.”
- “But that’s my favorite shirt!”
- “To be honest, I really hate how this tastes.”
- “Your music sucks and you suck, get over it.”
- “We can, you know, go together if that’s a thing you’d like.”
- “I’m not sorry, this isn’t an apology, I’m just being nice so you shut up!”
- “Alright, I lied, I’m not in a band. But I do think you’re cute!”
- Screaming into the night
- Round of applause
- Watching the sunrise
- Finger painting
- Doodling on the bus
- Impatient tapping
- Running downhill
- April fools
- Tree blossoms
- Allergies
- Easter
- “April showers”
- Spring cleaning
- Rained out picnic/BBQ
- Blooming flowers
- Spring break
- Pastels
- Melting snow
- Fresh green grass
- Exams
- Lemonade/iced tea
- Twitterpated
- Egg coloring
- Bunny ears
- Jelly beans
- Bouquet of tulips
- Easter basket
- Fake/colorful grass
- Egg hunting
- I tried to buy all the Halloween candy in a store before you could
- Met trying to grab the last of a costume in a specific size
- Came to the wrong Halloween party
- Wore the same exact costume
- Surprise decorating neighbors yard with fake spiders/webs
- Pranked the wrong person on accident
- Grabbed at the same time for the last copy of a scary movie
- Came to investigate someone screaming next door
- The kids we’re escorting to trick or treat dropped their bags
- Accidentally scared a kid and their adult is angry
- Dog chased me up a tree when I tried to knock on the door
- Tried to get get the last perfectly round pumpkin at the same time
- You took my pumpkin pie on accident and I have your apple one
- I ran out of candy and aren’t you too old to be trick or treating
- Hugged/kissed wrong person in a costume like my friend’s.
- Watching an all night marathon of scary movies
- Watching an all night marathon of lame “scary” movies
- Eating too much candy and getting sick
- Carving pumpkins
- Putting up spooky decorations
- Picking out extra silly or extra scary costumes
- Trick or treating!
- Last BBQ of the summer
- Swimming when it’s raining
- Buying Halloween candy when it first comes out
- Wearing a hoodie when it’s too warm still
- Buying all the pumpkin flavored things when they first come out
- Marking the days until Autumn, getting fussed at for it
- Last beach trip of summer
- Pizza Night
- Laser Tag
- Video Games/Arcade
- Bumper Cars
- Beach Trip
- Icecream Shop
- Drive-in Movies
- Ghosts/spirits
- Police officers
- Cowboys
- Surfers/Beach “bums”
- Marine biologists/vets/trainers
- Sucked into a cartoon/video game
- Trapped in the Twilight Zone
- Preschool
- Shrunk down to only a couple inches big
- Giants up beanstalks
- Waking up in the Wizard of Oz
- Pixies/Nymphs/Centaurs/etc
- In a zombie world like “Warm Bodies"
- Living in the underwater city Atlantis
- Characters in a Nightmare before Christmas
- Under the bed
- Lying in the grass
- Covered in feathers
- Caught in the rain
- Lost pet
- Stuck in elevator
- Tripped down stairs
- Fresh picked flowers
- Windy day
- Pillow fight
- Stuck in a tree
- Stolen coat
- Broken glasses
- Back of a library
- At the drive-in movies
- Forehead kiss
- Cheek kiss
- Nose kiss
- Back of hand kiss
- Fingertips kiss
- Collarbone kiss
- Shoulder kiss
- Spine kiss
- Throat kiss
- Stomach kiss
- Bellybutton kiss
- Hipbone kiss
- Outer thigh kiss
- Inner thigh kiss
- Pelvic bone kiss
- Tries to get into the wrong apartment when drunk
- Diner worker and frequent customer
- See each other often in a park
- Morning after meeting in a bar
- Set up by a mutual friend
- Veterinarian and someone who brings in multiple strays
- Tried to check out the same book at library
- Reporter/interviewer and someone who witnessed something
- Both meeting while trying to survive zombie attack
- End up sitting next to each other at a show
- Cop and someone in frequent trouble with the law
- Abducted by aliens and need to work together to escape
- Friends on an online game and accidentally meet in person
- Both lost on separate hikes and meeting in the woods
- Bad attempted bank robber and amused bank teller
- Secret service agents
- New/expectant parents
- Hospital staff
- Ninjas
- Post office workers
- Bitten by zombie
- Road trip in a bus
- Bank robbers
- Working/frequently visits a museum
- Flower shop workers/frequent customers
- Antique treasure collectors
- Video game testers
- Wildlife reservation rangers
- Aliens visiting Earth for the first time
- Being hunted by a madman on a deserted island
- Water balloon fight
- Video game tournament
- Making lunch
- Pet sitting
- Formal dance/ball
- In the hospital
- Playing it cool after an embarrassing moment
- Arguing over a board/card game
- Movie marathon
- Dancing at a nightclub/rave
- Visiting home
- Lost in the dark
- Running from danger
- Doubling on a bike/motorcycle
- Learning something stereotypically for opposing gender
- Candied Apple
- Monster Trucks
- Petting Zoo
- Exhibit Display
- Ferris Wheel
- Booth Games
- Game Prizes
- Fried Food
- Outdoors Concert
- Runaway Animal
- Photo Strip
- Dust Cloud
- Activity Booths
- Sheep Racing
- Lemonade Stand
- “You sold me out?!”
- “What do you mean “maybe”? It was a yes or no question!”
- “If you say that one more time, you’ll hope for death.”
- “No no, your hair looks…unique. It’s okay, I’m sure we can fix it!”
- “It’s just a frog, why are you so scared?”
- “I’m just saying, if anyone could do it, it’d be me. That’s not cocky!”
- “If I’m an idiot, what’s that make you?”
- “I didn’t know you could make a flower crown.”
- “You can’t just strap a paper horn on a dog and say it’s a unicorn!”
- “I’m not crying, it’s just dusty in here, stop looking at me.”
- “Lavender? Plum? Violet? They’re all purple!”
- “It’s not only for kids just because it’s a kid’s movie!”
- “Trust me, I know exactly what I’m doing. Mostly.”
- “Your’re not listening to anything, your headphones are unplugged!”
- “Did you just eat that flower?”
- I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead
- You were supposed to get diaper rash cream at the store but now you’re texting pictures of the shelves and asking what you forgot come on
- We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time
- I’m really sorry the kid’s copying a bad word I said and I keep laughing but come on look how cute that is
- It’s our first date since having the kid and you keep texting the sitter and trying to facetime them instead of enjoying dinner
- We’re trying to fool around while the kid is asleep but we heard a noise and now we’re freaking out if they heard or seen us or not
- I know it’s silly but humor the kid and “kill the spider”, I know it’s just stray hairs knotted up but it scares them so do it come on
- You asked me to get the kid’s school things together but it’s morning and I forgot no I’m not trying to rush it before you notice
- The school sent home a project for our kid to do but it’s really complicated and they want help but only your’s they refuse me
- Look I remember I said no pets until the kid’s older but they found this animal and it’s cute and they’re cute can we please keep it please
