#just meeting Not trying to make a scene but you took the last pool floaty and I want it I don’t know who started the bonfire but the ocean’s trying to eat it I’m sure the burgers you made are good but I don’t like/can’t eat meat My cat broke into your place because your a/c is working and mine’s not No I can’t put on a shirt, it’s hot and this is my balcony too I’m the water usage enforcer on our block and you’re way over your limit I swear my kid pegged you with that water balloon, not me I’m not staring not staring at you eating your Popsicle I’m not eating my Popsicle suggestive to make you stare My bikini top broke can I borrow your shirt I got called into work. I’m sweaty and my shower broke, can I use your’s I’m not loitering, I’m just thinking of what I want from the freezer section This is a big beach so why do you have to build a sandcastle next to me I got stung by a jellyfish and I think I’m dying I’m not drowning but if you want to give me CPR, that’s okay Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:05 “I know you took my last cold bottle of water!” “I’m sorry but that stranded jellyfish you’re saving is a plastic bag.” “There’s no way that’s chicken, it’s charcoal!” “Go away, I was cooling off in front of this freezer first.” “I locked my keys and pet in the car on accident, please help!” “No officer, I know the fountain isn’t for swimming, I fell in.” “I don’t think making your own fireworks is safe. Or legal.” “Look, we can just share this shade tree.” “Dog paddling is swimming!” “Yes, I put my shoes and socks on my dog’s paws. The floor’s hot!” Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:03 Took a wrong turn during a roadtrip Felt something touch foot while wading in ocean Missed spots when putting on sunscreen Lost something (shoe, sunglasses, phone) in sand at beach Trying to gain access to public pool after hours Got caught playing in neighbor’s sprinklers Got on the wrong bus to the wrong summer camp Staying the weekend in a cabin and heard a noise outside at night Bought a slushie and took too big of a drink and got a brainfreeze Boat stopped running while in the middle of the lake Burnt dinner while barbecuing, and forgot the potato salad in the car Sitting outside watching the stars Balancing on one foot because a flipflop broke while on the hot asphalt Lighting fireworks and caught the neighbor’s bushes on fire Trying to make a bonfire but it won’t light Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:01 I tried to buy all the Halloween candy in a store before you could Met trying to grab the last of a costume in a specific size Came to the wrong Halloween party Wore the same exact costume Surprise decorating neighbors yard with fake spiders/webs Pranked the wrong person on accident Grabbed at the same time for the last copy of a scary movie Came to investigate someone screaming next door The kids we’re escorting to trick or treat dropped their bags Accidentally scared a kid and their adult is angry Dog chased me up a tree when I tried to knock on the door Tried to get get the last perfectly round pumpkin at the same time You took my pumpkin pie on accident and I have your apple one I ran out of candy and aren’t you too old to be trick or treating Hugged/kissed wrong person in a costume like my friend’s. Mon, 20 Oct 2014 21:29:53 Tries to get into the wrong apartment when drunk Diner worker and frequent customer See each other often in a park Morning after meeting in a bar Set up by a mutual friend Veterinarian and someone who brings in multiple strays Tried to check out the same book at library Reporter/interviewer and someone who witnessed something Both meeting while trying to survive zombie attack End up sitting next to each other at a show Cop and someone in frequent trouble with the law Abducted by aliens and need to work together to escape Friends on an online game and accidentally meet in person Both lost on separate hikes and meeting in the woods Bad attempted bank robber and amused bank teller Sun, 13 Apr 2014 00:50:35 You took the last bag of cotton candy so you’re either going to share it with me or I’m going to fight you for it. I don’t like heights but my friends pressured me onto the Ferris wheel, don’t laugh my knuckles aren’t that white from hanging onto the bar. My friends convinced me to get on stage at the karaoke stand and apparently I can’t stop staring at you or sing oh no. You yelled when a pig in the petting zoo nibbled your pant leg and that only made it charge after you and I can’t stop laughing. I’m not lurking around the photo booths like a creeper, my friends are in one of these booths and I don’t know which one. One of the rides spun a lot faster than you expected and your shoe fell off and hit me in the head what the heck Look you seem like a nice person so I want you to know this booth I’m watching is rigged don’t waste your money Tue, 27 Jun 2017 21:42:17 A is a cam-performer and B stumbles upon their show and is dumbstuck A has a mobile pet salon and B found a filthy stray in need of a bath ASAP A recently moved in downstairs and B is a very loud upstairs neighbor and steals WiFi A is a cop and B is a sexworker who A is in denial about loving even as they let B off with warnings all the time A is a pet walker and B is a recovering pet thief who doesn’t know if it’s the pets or pet walker they’re after now A found a wounded rare bird and B is the park ranger who responds to their call for help A works at a childrens hospital and B is a single parent who’s kid is having major surgery A’s shoe laces got caught in the escalator and B is the technician who’s trying to fix the situation A is a pizza delivery driver and B jumps into their car to try stealing the pizza A is a former drug dealer and B is a recovering addict and they both try to keep the other from knowing about their pasts A works at a photo scene in the mall and goes in costume into the 24 hour store B works at A’s been arrested and is waiting handcuffed to a bench in the police station, B is there to deliver donuts and can’t help giving A one A is an activist for animal rights and B works at an aquarium that rehabilitates marine life to free into the wild but A didn’t get the memo A is a yard duty for a preschool and B is a new substitute teacher who got turned around in the halls A’s pet recently died and B owns a headstone shop and thinks the grave marker is for a person not a pet Fri, 01 Jul 2016 01:43:49 Ok it’s weird that we’ve met while auditioning for parts in a condom/K-Y Jelly commercial but wow you are cute I don’t even have to act now Excuse me but that moose in your backyard is under my care and I really need to get it back I know it’s strange that I’m naked on your patio but if you give me some clothes or a blanket I’ll explain everything The elevator got stuck between floors and I’m giving you a boost to get out the roof hatch but oh man I never noticed your nice butt before I know it’s probably poor taste to ask you out during your relative’s funeral but I don’t know if I’ll ever see you again so Listen you’ve been standing on the sidewalk outside of my house for the last three hours are you a murderer waiting for me to fall asleep or what This is a little awkward since I’m cuffed in the back of your squad car but you’re incredible and when I make bail I’d love to take you to lunch Tue, 02 Feb 2016 22:58:49 Character has just woken up to a strange noise outside, they go outside to investigate and find themselves locked out on accident. The noise gets louder as they try to find a way inside. It’s raining, character(s) have to walk home in the downpour and have no umbrella. They take shelter on a random porch in hopes the rain will let up, and the door behind them opens. The power goes out in town but there’s no storm or other obvious reason for the blackouts. It’s nearly time for the sun to go down and the power’s still out with no sign of coming back on. Medieval times, and a neighboring kingdom has sent an invading force over. The local king’s troops are spread thin, and many townsfolk have to take up arms, too. The animal control shelter has somehow gotten opened up and all the animals are freed. The officer needs help gathering the animals! At a campground and a kid gets lost, the kid’s walking around a tent and asks for help getting back to their campsite. A boat sinks and the passengers load into lifeboats except for the couple who don’t make it to the boats in time and have to bob in the ocean with their life jackets. Sat, 26 Sep 2015 01:20:32 “Care to explain why my bathtub is full of frogs?” “Quit asking how I got stuck up here and just catch me.” “I swear this isn’t blood, it’s cherries.” “I don’t know who put the cat in my shower, but I’m unamused.” “Seriously! I just put that pie out, who took it?” “Is that a ring box in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?” “Keep your flea riddled bird out of my hair or else.” “Did you just put a dirty diaper in that car trunk and close it?” “Is the lipstick on my cheek really necessary?” “Whatever he’s saying, he’s lying!” “I play a mean air guitar if that’s what you’re asking.” “How about we put on some pants and figure this out?” “I’m sorry but swimming in the fountain isn’t allowed.” “Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?” “Are you seriously stealing flowers off that grave?” Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:15:01 It’s my roommate’s birthday and you just made me drop the last cake in the store so help me either find a new one or bake a new one My dog just ran through the doggie door to your house please let me go in and get it I just upended a cup on you on accident so please take my shirt/jacket and i’m sorry Your kid keeps running over here and stealing food off my plate when you’re not looking and I don’t know how to make it stop I opened my cardoor and didn’t see you riding by on your bike and you crashed into it holy crap You’re a school to be a nurse/doctor and I just got hit in the face and my nose is bleeding and did you know you faint at seeing that much blood I’m pretty sure your baby keeps dropping it’s toy on purpose for my attention and it’s cute but this floor is probably really dirty This pregnant person is just a friend/retaliative so please stop giving us weird looks because I was flirting with you it’s not mine My cat just stole your dog’s ball and went up the tree with it I’m not sorry why is your dog even afraid of cats I don’t even like sandwiches but you’re a cute deli employee who always gets the order wrong but your smile makes it okay Fri, 28 Aug 2015 15:39:47 A is setting off fireworks weeks before the holiday, B goes over to tell them to stop (bonus: c is the responding officer for the illegal fireworks) A has a big lush pool and B overheard they were going out of town for the weekend, so B uses the pool but A comes home early A is a busybody/nosy neighbor and confronts B about their very green yard (bonus: B’s yard is painted to look nice but isn’t watered enough) A is having a summer party/BBQ and B sneaks in for free food and pool usage A’s dog got out and invaded B’s kiddy pool (bonus: B doesn’t even have kids, the pool was for their adult butt to sit in) A keeps getting water on their face and can’t figure out how, B is shooting a squirt gun at A from outside the window when A looks away A notices B has sunburns but only in weird shapes on their body like someone wrote in their sunscreen (bonus: it’s dick shapes) A is sunbathing on their apartment roof naked, B came up to do the same (bonus: C’s a janitor that has to open the accidentally locked door) A found the perfect beach spot to set up their stuff, B is playing volleyball and keeps missing the ball so they have to walk next to A to get it A is barbecuing and B keeps telling them to flip the burgers but A says they’re not ready (bonus: they’re burnt outside and raw in the middle) A paddled out into the ocean to try and surf but got stuck/scared, B is the life guard that has to paddle out and drag them back to shore A seen a shark and caused a panic, B was wearing a fake fin to trick people (bonus: C is the beach patrol and isn’t amused with them both) A keeps spitting their watermelon seeds over the balcony and B finds them on their balcony and is angry A was fishing and heard B screaming down the river, A has to help B get a hook out of their finger A had a swimsuit malfunction and after some teasing B gives them a towel to cover up with Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:09 
