#sentence prompts “I know you took my last cold bottle of water!” “I’m sorry but that stranded jellyfish you’re saving is a plastic bag.” “There’s no way that’s chicken, it’s charcoal!” “Go away, I was cooling off in front of this freezer first.” “I locked my keys and pet in the car on accident, please help!” “No officer, I know the fountain isn’t for swimming, I fell in.” “I don’t think making your own fireworks is safe. Or legal.” “Look, we can just share this shade tree.” “Dog paddling is swimming!” “Yes, I put my shoes and socks on my dog’s paws. The floor’s hot!” Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:03 Took a wrong turn during a roadtrip Felt something touch foot while wading in ocean Missed spots when putting on sunscreen Lost something (shoe, sunglasses, phone) in sand at beach Trying to gain access to public pool after hours Got caught playing in neighbor’s sprinklers Got on the wrong bus to the wrong summer camp Staying the weekend in a cabin and heard a noise outside at night Bought a slushie and took too big of a drink and got a brainfreeze Boat stopped running while in the middle of the lake Burnt dinner while barbecuing, and forgot the potato salad in the car Sitting outside watching the stars Balancing on one foot because a flipflop broke while on the hot asphalt Lighting fireworks and caught the neighbor’s bushes on fire Trying to make a bonfire but it won’t light Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:01 “I thought you knew.” “This was the best day ever.” “I can’t believe you’re back here.” “I felt bad so I got up and made you breakfast.” “Can we start this whole day over?” “Of course I’m right, I’m always right.” “I wasn’t late, a cat tried to kill me and made me late!” “You nearly killed me, tell me how that’s not a big deal.” “I’m not stuck, just help me.” “But that’s my favorite shirt!” “To be honest, I really hate how this tastes.” “Your music sucks and you suck, get over it.” “We can, you know, go together if that’s a thing you’d like.” “I’m not sorry, this isn’t an apology, I’m just being nice so you shut up!” “Alright, I lied, I’m not in a band. But I do think you’re cute!” Wed, 17 Jun 2015 03:01:33 Screaming into the night Round of applause Watching the sunrise Finger painting Doodling on the bus Impatient tapping Running downhill Wed, 13 May 2015 23:42:05 Watching an all night marathon of scary movies Watching an all night marathon of lame “scary” movies Eating too much candy and getting sick Carving pumpkins Putting up spooky decorations Picking out extra silly or extra scary costumes Trick or treating! Mon, 20 Oct 2014 21:04:00 Last BBQ of the summer Swimming when it’s raining Buying Halloween candy when it first comes out Wearing a hoodie when it’s too warm still Buying all the pumpkin flavored things when they first come out Marking the days until Autumn, getting fussed at for it Last beach trip of summer Fri, 05 Sep 2014 19:19:59 Under the bed Lying in the grass Covered in feathers Caught in the rain Lost pet Stuck in elevator Tripped down stairs Fresh picked flowers Windy day Pillow fight Stuck in a tree Stolen coat Broken glasses Back of a library At the drive-in movies Wed, 14 May 2014 04:12:31 The shower Their bed Someone else’s bed In a semi public area With toys Mutual with partner(s) Still clothed Outside Prelude to sex While being watched While watching porn/someone Getting caught Tue, 06 May 2014 04:16:42 You took the last bag of cotton candy so you’re either going to share it with me or I’m going to fight you for it. I don’t like heights but my friends pressured me onto the Ferris wheel, don’t laugh my knuckles aren’t that white from hanging onto the bar. My friends convinced me to get on stage at the karaoke stand and apparently I can’t stop staring at you or sing oh no. You yelled when a pig in the petting zoo nibbled your pant leg and that only made it charge after you and I can’t stop laughing. I’m not lurking around the photo booths like a creeper, my friends are in one of these booths and I don’t know which one. One of the rides spun a lot faster than you expected and your shoe fell off and hit me in the head what the heck Look you seem like a nice person so I want you to know this booth I’m watching is rigged don’t waste your money Tue, 27 Jun 2017 21:42:17 “You sold me out?!” “What do you mean “maybe”? It was a yes or no question!” “If you say that one more time, you’ll hope for death.” “No no, your hair looks…unique. It’s okay, I’m sure we can fix it!” “It’s just a frog, why are you so scared?” “I’m just saying, if anyone could do it, it’d be me. That’s not cocky!” “If I’m an idiot, what’s that make you?” “I didn’t know you could make a flower crown.” “You can’t just strap a paper horn on a dog and say it’s a unicorn!” “I’m not crying, it’s just dusty in here, stop looking at me.” “Lavender? Plum? Violet? They’re all purple!” “It’s not only for kids just because it’s a kid’s movie!” “Trust me, I know exactly what I’m doing. Mostly.” “Your’re not listening to anything, your headphones are unplugged!” “Did you just eat that flower?” Sat, 24 Jun 2017 21:56:56 A is a monster hunter, B is a monster. They meet when B isn’t in monster form and start to fall for each other, one night they meet while A is hunting and B is a monster A and B have been dating a few weeks, A is an undercover cop and B is a criminal boss, they don’t know about each other until B is brought into the station one day A is a restaurant owner/chief/cook and B is a harsh food critic, they meet on a blind date, B had done an anonymous review of A’s restaurant that wasn’t very flattering A and B are online gaming enemies, but they meet in real life and hit it off until they find out their online gamer names A is a local teacher who coaches the school’s sports team, B is a parent who coaches the community’s sports team, they meet at a parent/teacher conference and make date plans, only to find out they’re coaching opposite teams at a big/important game the next day A is an avid bird watcher, B is an owner of some private land and doesn’t allow trespassers. Some rare breed of birds take to living on B’s land and A sneaks around to watch and get photos of them A is allergic to/dislikes cats(or other animal of choice), B owns a cat(choice animal) rescue center, they’ve been dating for a few months when B has to go into the center for an emergency while on a date with A, who doesn’t know what B does exactly and tags along Sat, 24 Jun 2017 17:02:16 A is a cam-performer and B stumbles upon their show and is dumbstuck A has a mobile pet salon and B found a filthy stray in need of a bath ASAP A recently moved in downstairs and B is a very loud upstairs neighbor and steals WiFi A is a cop and B is a sexworker who A is in denial about loving even as they let B off with warnings all the time A is a pet walker and B is a recovering pet thief who doesn’t know if it’s the pets or pet walker they’re after now A found a wounded rare bird and B is the park ranger who responds to their call for help A works at a childrens hospital and B is a single parent who’s kid is having major surgery A’s shoe laces got caught in the escalator and B is the technician who’s trying to fix the situation A is a pizza delivery driver and B jumps into their car to try stealing the pizza A is a former drug dealer and B is a recovering addict and they both try to keep the other from knowing about their pasts A works at a photo scene in the mall and goes in costume into the 24 hour store B works at A’s been arrested and is waiting handcuffed to a bench in the police station, B is there to deliver donuts and can’t help giving A one A is an activist for animal rights and B works at an aquarium that rehabilitates marine life to free into the wild but A didn’t get the memo A is a yard duty for a preschool and B is a new substitute teacher who got turned around in the halls A’s pet recently died and B owns a headstone shop and thinks the grave marker is for a person not a pet Fri, 01 Jul 2016 01:43:49 I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead You were supposed to get diaper rash cream at the store but now you’re texting pictures of the shelves and asking what you forgot come on We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time I’m really sorry the kid’s copying a bad word I said and I keep laughing but come on look how cute that is It’s our first date since having the kid and you keep texting the sitter and trying to facetime them instead of enjoying dinner We’re trying to fool around while the kid is asleep but we heard a noise and now we’re freaking out if they heard or seen us or not I know it’s silly but humor the kid and “kill the spider”, I know it’s just stray hairs knotted up but it scares them so do it come on You asked me to get the kid’s school things together but it’s morning and I forgot no I’m not trying to rush it before you notice The school sent home a project for our kid to do but it’s really complicated and they want help but only your’s they refuse me Look I remember I said no pets until the kid’s older but they found this animal and it’s cute and they’re cute can we please keep it please Tue, 15 Mar 2016 23:54:39 It’s 3am and my kid is out of diapers please I know this sucks to last minute ring up someone I’m really sorry but it’s an emergency Your kid literally shoved their finger to the second knuckle in their nose and wiped it on my leg and I don’t know what to do about this I know it might be inappropriate to ask out my kid’s doctor but the nurse took them out of the room to weigh them and now’s my only chance I’m not a creep but I seen your kid asking for this toy and you said you couldn’t afford it right now so I bought it for them maybe My kid is lost somewhere in this changing room and I’m really sorry but have you seen a little human running wild through here Don’t judge me but my kid’s clothes are all messed up and I’m trying to change them in the back of our car right next to your’s Your kid threw a cookie at me and I’m sorry I laughed and embarrassed your or them but it was kind of cute don’t punish them please I’ve heard you signing in the middle of every night this week and it’s so off key- oh sorry I didn’t know those were lullabies or that you had a kid So you’re the new teacher’s aid in my kid’s class and I was not expecting you to be so cute or charming and also my kid loves you Apparently your kid scaled my backyard fence to pet my cat and now I have a scared kid crying for their parent and a freaked out cat in a tree Tue, 15 Mar 2016 23:54:35 Listen I know this sounds like bullshit but I’m from the future and I’m here to keep you from being murdered okay You were my significant other in a previous life but you didn’t reincarnate this time so I found a way to go into the past to see you again I’m from the past and you don’t believe me but I just came here to find a cure for someone and you need to help me I managed to create time travel- but it’s only for short bursts forward or backwards and you don’t believe me but I’ll prove it I swear you’re my significant other from an alternate dimension and no I’m not a stalker you told me all this personal info in the other world We’re in a hotel together except I’m somehow two years ahead of you and I keep finding your notes and think I’m losing it When I got on the plane it was one year but during the red-eye something happened and we landed in the future Tue, 15 Mar 2016 13:56:42 Ok it’s weird that we’ve met while auditioning for parts in a condom/K-Y Jelly commercial but wow you are cute I don’t even have to act now Excuse me but that moose in your backyard is under my care and I really need to get it back I know it’s strange that I’m naked on your patio but if you give me some clothes or a blanket I’ll explain everything The elevator got stuck between floors and I’m giving you a boost to get out the roof hatch but oh man I never noticed your nice butt before I know it’s probably poor taste to ask you out during your relative’s funeral but I don’t know if I’ll ever see you again so Listen you’ve been standing on the sidewalk outside of my house for the last three hours are you a murderer waiting for me to fall asleep or what This is a little awkward since I’m cuffed in the back of your squad car but you’re incredible and when I make bail I’d love to take you to lunch Tue, 02 Feb 2016 22:58:49 Character has just woken up to a strange noise outside, they go outside to investigate and find themselves locked out on accident. The noise gets louder as they try to find a way inside. It’s raining, character(s) have to walk home in the downpour and have no umbrella. They take shelter on a random porch in hopes the rain will let up, and the door behind them opens. The power goes out in town but there’s no storm or other obvious reason for the blackouts. It’s nearly time for the sun to go down and the power’s still out with no sign of coming back on. Medieval times, and a neighboring kingdom has sent an invading force over. The local king’s troops are spread thin, and many townsfolk have to take up arms, too. The animal control shelter has somehow gotten opened up and all the animals are freed. The officer needs help gathering the animals! At a campground and a kid gets lost, the kid’s walking around a tent and asks for help getting back to their campsite. A boat sinks and the passengers load into lifeboats except for the couple who don’t make it to the boats in time and have to bob in the ocean with their life jackets. Sat, 26 Sep 2015 01:20:32 “Care to explain why my bathtub is full of frogs?” “Quit asking how I got stuck up here and just catch me.” “I swear this isn’t blood, it’s cherries.” “I don’t know who put the cat in my shower, but I’m unamused.” “Seriously! I just put that pie out, who took it?” “Is that a ring box in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?” “Keep your flea riddled bird out of my hair or else.” “Did you just put a dirty diaper in that car trunk and close it?” “Is the lipstick on my cheek really necessary?” “Whatever he’s saying, he’s lying!” “I play a mean air guitar if that’s what you’re asking.” “How about we put on some pants and figure this out?” “I’m sorry but swimming in the fountain isn’t allowed.” “Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?” “Are you seriously stealing flowers off that grave?” Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:15:01 It’s my roommate’s birthday and you just made me drop the last cake in the store so help me either find a new one or bake a new one My dog just ran through the doggie door to your house please let me go in and get it I just upended a cup on you on accident so please take my shirt/jacket and i’m sorry Your kid keeps running over here and stealing food off my plate when you’re not looking and I don’t know how to make it stop I opened my cardoor and didn’t see you riding by on your bike and you crashed into it holy crap You’re a school to be a nurse/doctor and I just got hit in the face and my nose is bleeding and did you know you faint at seeing that much blood I’m pretty sure your baby keeps dropping it’s toy on purpose for my attention and it’s cute but this floor is probably really dirty This pregnant person is just a friend/retaliative so please stop giving us weird looks because I was flirting with you it’s not mine My cat just stole your dog’s ball and went up the tree with it I’m not sorry why is your dog even afraid of cats I don’t even like sandwiches but you’re a cute deli employee who always gets the order wrong but your smile makes it okay Fri, 28 Aug 2015 15:39:47 A is setting off fireworks weeks before the holiday, B goes over to tell them to stop (bonus: c is the responding officer for the illegal fireworks) A has a big lush pool and B overheard they were going out of town for the weekend, so B uses the pool but A comes home early A is a busybody/nosy neighbor and confronts B about their very green yard (bonus: B’s yard is painted to look nice but isn’t watered enough) A is having a summer party/BBQ and B sneaks in for free food and pool usage A’s dog got out and invaded B’s kiddy pool (bonus: B doesn’t even have kids, the pool was for their adult butt to sit in) A keeps getting water on their face and can’t figure out how, B is shooting a squirt gun at A from outside the window when A looks away A notices B has sunburns but only in weird shapes on their body like someone wrote in their sunscreen (bonus: it’s dick shapes) A is sunbathing on their apartment roof naked, B came up to do the same (bonus: C’s a janitor that has to open the accidentally locked door) A found the perfect beach spot to set up their stuff, B is playing volleyball and keeps missing the ball so they have to walk next to A to get it A is barbecuing and B keeps telling them to flip the burgers but A says they’re not ready (bonus: they’re burnt outside and raw in the middle) A paddled out into the ocean to try and surf but got stuck/scared, B is the life guard that has to paddle out and drag them back to shore A seen a shark and caused a panic, B was wearing a fake fin to trick people (bonus: C is the beach patrol and isn’t amused with them both) A keeps spitting their watermelon seeds over the balcony and B finds them on their balcony and is angry A was fishing and heard B screaming down the river, A has to help B get a hook out of their finger A had a swimsuit malfunction and after some teasing B gives them a towel to cover up with Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:03:09 
