#holiday prompts

1. Not trying to make a scene but you took the last pool floaty and I want it
   
2. I don’t know who started the bonfire but the ocean’s trying to eat it
3. I’m sure the burgers you made are good but I don’t like/can’t eat meat
4. My cat broke into your place because your a/c is working and mine’s not
5. No I can’t put on a shirt, it’s hot and this is my balcony too 
6. I’m the water usage enforcer on our block and you’re way over your limit
7. I swear my kid pegged you with that water balloon, not me
8. I’m not staring not staring at you eating your Popsicle 
9. I’m not eating my Popsicle suggestive to make you stare
10. My bikini top broke can I borrow your shirt
11. I got called into work. I’m sweaty and my shower broke, can I use your’s
12. I’m not loitering, I’m just thinking of what I want from the freezer section
13. This is a big beach so why do you have to build a sandcastle next to me
14. I got stung by a jellyfish and I think I’m dying 
15. I’m not drowning but if you want to give me CPR, that’s okay

1. “I know you took my last cold bottle of water!”
2. “I’m sorry but that stranded jellyfish you’re saving is a plastic bag.”
3. “There’s no way that’s chicken, it’s charcoal!”
   
4. “Go away, I was cooling off in front of this freezer first.”
   
5. “I locked my keys and pet in the car on accident, please help!”
   
6. “No officer, I know the fountain isn’t for swimming, I fell in.”
   
7. “I don’t think making your own fireworks is safe. Or legal.”
   
8. “Look, we can just share this shade tree.”
   
9. “Dog paddling is swimming!”
   
10. “Yes, I put my shoes and socks on my dog’s paws. The floor’s hot!”
    

1. Took a wrong turn during a roadtrip
   
2. Felt something touch foot while wading in ocean
3. Missed spots when putting on sunscreen
4. Lost something (shoe, sunglasses, phone) in sand at beach
5. Trying to gain access to public pool after hours
6. Got caught playing in neighbor’s sprinklers
7. Got on the wrong bus to the wrong summer camp
8. Staying the weekend in a cabin and heard a noise outside at night
9. Bought a slushie and took too big of a drink and got a brainfreeze
10. Boat stopped running while in the middle of the lake
11. Burnt dinner while barbecuing, and forgot the potato salad in the car
12. Sitting outside watching the stars
13. Balancing on one foot because a flipflop broke while on the hot asphalt
14. Lighting fireworks and caught the neighbor’s bushes on fire
15. Trying to make a bonfire but it won’t light

1. Egg coloring
2. Bunny ears
3. Jelly beans
4. Bouquet of tulips
5. Easter basket
6. Fake/colorful grass
7. Egg hunting

1. Candy hearts
2. Roses
3. Blind date/set up by friends
4. Chocolates
5. Movie night
6. Late for a date
7. Wrong restaurant
8. Strangers alone on Valentine’s day
9. Friend(s) date
10. Rained out picnic
11. Low on money/homemade date
12. Surprise date while working late
13. Forgot to get anything
14. Babysitter canceled/Family date night
15. Secret admirer/admitting a crush 

1. Leaves and pumpkins
2. Cranberries
3. Over-ate
4. Ruined yams
5. Mouth full of feathers
6. Turkey
7. After dinner nap

1. I tried to buy all the Halloween candy in a store before you could
2. Met trying to grab the last of a costume in a specific size
3. Came to the wrong Halloween party
4. Wore the same exact costume
5. Surprise decorating  neighbors yard with fake spiders/webs
6. Pranked the wrong person on accident
7. Grabbed at the same time for the last copy of a scary movie 
8. Came to investigate someone screaming next door 
9. The kids we’re escorting to trick or treat dropped their bags 
10. Accidentally scared a kid and their adult is angry
11. Dog chased me up a tree when I tried to knock on the door 
12. Tried to get get the last perfectly round pumpkin at the same time
13. You took my pumpkin pie on accident and I have your apple one
14. I ran out of candy and aren’t you too old to be trick or treating
15. Hugged/kissed wrong person in a costume like my friend’s.

1. Watching an all night marathon of scary movies
2. Watching an all night marathon of lame “scary” movies 
3. Eating too much candy and getting sick
4. Carving pumpkins
5. Putting up spooky decorations
6. Picking out extra silly or extra scary costumes
7. Trick or treating!

1. The shower
2. Their bed
3. Someone else’s bed
4. In a semi public area
5. With toys
6. Mutual with partner(s)
7. Still clothed
8. Outside
9. Prelude to sex
10. While being watched
11. While watching porn/someone
12. Getting caught

1. Candied Apple
   
2. Monster Trucks
3. Petting Zoo
4. Exhibit Display
5. Ferris Wheel
6. Booth Games
7. Game Prizes
8. Fried Food
9. Outdoors Concert 
10. Runaway Animal
11. Photo Strip
12. Dust Cloud
13. Activity Booths
14. Sheep Racing
15. Lemonade Stand

1. You took the last bag of cotton candy so you’re either going to share it with me or I’m going to fight you for it.
   
2. I don’t like heights but my friends pressured me onto the Ferris wheel, don’t laugh my knuckles aren’t that white from hanging onto the bar.
3. My friends convinced me to get on stage at the karaoke stand and apparently I can’t stop staring at you or sing oh no.
4. You yelled when a pig in the petting zoo nibbled your pant leg and that only made it charge after you and I can’t stop laughing.
5. I’m not lurking around the photo booths like a creeper, my friends are in one of these booths and I don’t know which one.
6. One of the rides spun a lot faster than you expected and your shoe fell off and hit me in the head what the heck
7. Look you seem like a nice person so I want you to know this booth I’m watching is rigged don’t waste your money

1. A is the mall Santa and B is one of his elves (bonus: C is the other elf and tries to convince the two to sneak into Santa’s workshop to makeout)
   
2. A got candy canes to make peppermint bark but B didn’t know and ate them all (bonus: C bought an extra box of candy canes already)
3. A wants to decorate on December 1st and B wants to do it on Thanksgiving night (bonus: C hangs up lights while the Turkey is cooking)
4. A has never had stockings so B tries to make A’s extra special (bonus: C gets custom made stockings)
5. A won’t let anyone open gifts without Santa hats or reindeer antlers on but B hides all the festive head wear (bonus: C shows up dressed as Santa)
6. A wants to watch It’s a Wonderful Life before bed Christmas Eve, B insists on A Christmas Story (bonus: they watch both, C cries for most of them)
7. A thinks the top of the tree needs a star, B wants an angel at the top (bonus: C ends up having to find a way to put both on the tree)
8. A wants to start stringing lights/garland from top to bottom on the tree, B wants to do it bottom to top (bonus: C doesn’t care as long as the back of the tree is decorated who cares if no one sees back there!)
9. A comes home to find B dangling from the roof by Christmas lights (bonus: C is at the top trying to pull them up)
10. A bought all their gifts early but B waited until the last minute and has to brave the mall at it’s busiest (bonus: C catches on and keeps A from knowing)
11. A was too excited to grab jacket when they ran outside, and B chases after them to try and wrestle them into one (bonus: C has to take care of them both when they get sick)
12. A wants to get a real tree, B wants an artificial one (bonus: C makes a compromise by getting a fake tree but helping A decorate an outside tree, too)
13. A grew up opening gifts on Christmas eve and B grew up opening them Christmas day and they both want to do their way (bonus: C sneaks into the gifts and the food while A and B are arguing)
14. A doesn’t sing but B wants to go caroling or at least singing around the tree (bonus: C likewise wants to go caroling and puppy-dog-eyes A)
15. A’s bummed not to see family for the holidays so B, who usually isn’t very festive, goes out of their way to make A’s holidays nice (bonus: C sets up a surprise Skype date with A’s family)

1. Who puts up holiday decorations weeks or months ahead of time, and who tries to put everything back away until the holiday is closer
   
2. Who likes white chocolate, and who despises it completely
3. Who sings loudly along with songs regardless of talent, and who groans in dismay and turns the radio up louder
4. Who loves pineapple on pizza, and who subtly picks the pineapple off of their slices
5. Who sleeps with limbs hanging off the bed, and who hides under the blankets with all their limbs pulled in close
6. Who buys the salt and vinegar chips, and who hides the bag because they really hate how the chips smell 
7. Who drives “like an old granny” all the time, and who is the “speed demon”
8. Who insists on always dressing up on Halloween, and who wants to stay home and hand out candy
9. Who stops to greet all the animals they pass, and who walks faster so the animals don’t “get” them
10. Who watches the scary/suspenseful movies, and who tries to scare them during the movie
11. Who spends an eternity getting ready to go somewhere, and who fusses about the time and being late
12. Who plays or tries to play the piano, and who climbs on the piano and tries to lay “seductively” on top
13. Who uses their phone to check the time, and who insists on using a watch instead
14. Who wakes up before the alarm clock goes off, and hits snooze half a dozen times
15. Who picks the flowers while on a hike, and who is attacked or fears being attacked by bees

1. A is setting off fireworks weeks before the holiday, B goes over to tell them to stop (bonus: c is the responding officer for the illegal fireworks)
   
2. A has a big lush pool and B overheard they were going out of town for the weekend, so B uses the pool but A comes home early
3. A is a busybody/nosy neighbor and confronts B about their very green yard (bonus: B’s yard is painted to look nice but isn’t watered enough)
4. A is having a summer party/BBQ and B sneaks in for free food and pool usage
5. A’s dog got out and invaded B’s kiddy pool (bonus: B doesn’t even have kids, the pool was for their adult butt to sit in)
6. A keeps getting water on their face and can’t figure out how, B is shooting a squirt gun at A from outside the window when A looks away
7. A notices B has sunburns but only in weird shapes on their body like someone wrote in their sunscreen (bonus: it’s dick shapes)
8. A is sunbathing on their apartment roof naked, B came up to do the same (bonus: C’s a janitor that has to open the accidentally locked door)
9. A found the perfect beach spot to set up their stuff, B is playing volleyball and keeps missing the ball so they have to walk next to A to get it
10. A is barbecuing and B keeps telling them to flip the burgers but A says they’re not ready (bonus: they’re burnt outside and raw in the middle)
11. A paddled out into the ocean to try and surf but got stuck/scared, B is the life guard that has to paddle out and drag them back to shore
12. A seen a shark and caused a panic, B was wearing a fake fin to trick people (bonus: C is the beach patrol and isn’t amused with them both)
13. A keeps spitting their watermelon seeds over the balcony and B finds them on their balcony and is angry
14. A was fishing and heard B screaming down the river, A has to help B get a hook out of their finger 
15. A had a swimsuit malfunction and after some teasing B gives them a towel to cover up with

Which OC can’t stand Christmas music?

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