#au prompts

Consider this: Jily as a The Devil is a Part-Timer AU

• James as Satan, the demon king who loses his powers upon entering the modern world and has to get a part-time job as a fast-food worker; assures everyone he’s going to defeat the hero but truly only ever mildly annoys her 
• Lily as the Hero destined to defeat him who works in a call-centre; constantly claiming to be watching for James’s mischief but really they’re mostly just hanging out and teaming up to protect their town/friends
  
• Sirius as Alciel, James’s roommate and vassal who is essentially a house-husband but also his most trusted right-hand man 
• Remus as Suzuno, sent to investigate what’s happening between between the Hero and Devil, but ends up accidentally becoming part of their friend group 
• Peter as Lucifer, fallen angel, online shopper and certified shut-in

1. Not trying to make a scene but you took the last pool floaty and I want it
   
2. I don’t know who started the bonfire but the ocean’s trying to eat it
3. I’m sure the burgers you made are good but I don’t like/can’t eat meat
4. My cat broke into your place because your a/c is working and mine’s not
5. No I can’t put on a shirt, it’s hot and this is my balcony too 
6. I’m the water usage enforcer on our block and you’re way over your limit
7. I swear my kid pegged you with that water balloon, not me
8. I’m not staring not staring at you eating your Popsicle 
9. I’m not eating my Popsicle suggestive to make you stare
10. My bikini top broke can I borrow your shirt
11. I got called into work. I’m sweaty and my shower broke, can I use your’s
12. I’m not loitering, I’m just thinking of what I want from the freezer section
13. This is a big beach so why do you have to build a sandcastle next to me
14. I got stung by a jellyfish and I think I’m dying 
15. I’m not drowning but if you want to give me CPR, that’s okay

1. Person A is an immortal and finally found out B was reincarnated but doesn’t remember them
   
2. A’s an ER nurse/doctor and B comes in with a minor injury but is freaking out/afraid of medical devices
3. A works at a soup kitchen and mistook B for a person in need
4. A found a number in a library book and it turns out B’s friend left it there as a prank
5. A bumped into B’s car and thinks B is really injured when B is just really taken by A and asks for a date to make them even
6. A keeps going to B’s apartment by mistake to visit a friend, it’s not always an accident
7. A stole a car and halfway down the road B wakes up in the backseat
   
8. A and B are rivals in an online game, meet by chance in person and recognize each other’s voices
9. A angrily drunk texts B by mistake thinking it was their ex
10. A accidentally ran over B’s toes while on a skateboard/bike/scooter/etc
11. A dies but B is still alive so A’s ghost acts as a guardian angel until B dies and they meet up again
12. A took B’s prescription glasses by mistake and now B is blindly trying to give chase to get them back 
13. A is Santa/Easter bunny/etc at a mall photo shoot and B’s brought in a kid for pictures, A awkwardly tries to hit on B without alerting/traumatizing the children
14. A stole B’s camera but after looking at the pictures A feels bad and decides to track B down to give it back
15. A’s cat just chased B’s dog and now the owners have to catch them before they get lost, optional: the owners blame each other/each other’s pets

1. I tried to buy all the Halloween candy in a store before you could
2. Met trying to grab the last of a costume in a specific size
3. Came to the wrong Halloween party
4. Wore the same exact costume
5. Surprise decorating  neighbors yard with fake spiders/webs
6. Pranked the wrong person on accident
7. Grabbed at the same time for the last copy of a scary movie 
8. Came to investigate someone screaming next door 
9. The kids we’re escorting to trick or treat dropped their bags 
10. Accidentally scared a kid and their adult is angry
11. Dog chased me up a tree when I tried to knock on the door 
12. Tried to get get the last perfectly round pumpkin at the same time
13. You took my pumpkin pie on accident and I have your apple one
14. I ran out of candy and aren’t you too old to be trick or treating
15. Hugged/kissed wrong person in a costume like my friend’s.

1. Ghosts/spirits
2. Police officers
3. Cowboys
4. Surfers/Beach “bums”
5. Marine biologists/vets/trainers
6. Sucked into a cartoon/video game
7. Trapped in the Twilight Zone
8. Preschool 
9. Shrunk down to only a couple inches big
10. Giants up beanstalks
11. Waking up in the Wizard of Oz
12. Pixies/Nymphs/Centaurs/etc
13. In a zombie world like “Warm Bodies" 
14. Living in the underwater city Atlantis
15. Characters in a Nightmare before Christmas

1. Tries to get into the wrong apartment when drunk
2. Diner worker and frequent customer
3. See each other often in a park
4. Morning after meeting in a bar
5. Set up by a mutual friend
6. Veterinarian and someone who brings in multiple strays
7. Tried to check out the same book at library
8. Reporter/interviewer and someone who witnessed something
9. Both meeting while trying to survive zombie attack
10. End up sitting next to each other at a show
11. Cop and someone in frequent trouble with the law
12. Abducted by aliens and need to work together to escape
13. Friends on an online game and accidentally meet in person
14. Both lost on separate hikes and meeting in the woods
15. Bad attempted bank robber and amused bank teller

1. Secret service agents
2. New/expectant parents
3. Hospital staff
4. Ninjas
5. Post office workers
6. Bitten by zombie
7. Road trip in a bus 
8. Bank robbers
9. Working/frequently visits a museum
10. Flower shop workers/frequent customers
11. Antique treasure collectors
12. Video game testers
13. Wildlife reservation rangers
14. Aliens visiting Earth for the first time
15. Being hunted by a madman on a deserted island

1. A is a monster hunter, B is a monster. They meet when B isn’t in monster form and start to fall for each other, one night they meet while A is hunting and B is a monster
   
2. A and B have been dating a few weeks, A is an undercover cop and B is a criminal boss, they don’t know about each other until B is brought into the station one day
3. A is a restaurant owner/chief/cook and B is a harsh food critic, they meet on a blind date, B had done an anonymous review of A’s restaurant that wasn’t very flattering 
4. A and B are online gaming enemies, but they meet in real life and hit it off until they find out their online gamer names
5. A is a local teacher who coaches the school’s sports team, B is a parent who coaches the community’s sports team, they meet at a parent/teacher conference and make date plans, only to find out they’re coaching opposite teams at a big/important game the next day
6. A is an avid bird watcher, B is an owner of some private land and doesn’t allow trespassers. Some rare breed of birds take to living on B’s land and A sneaks around to watch and get photos of them 
7. A is allergic to/dislikes cats(or other animal of choice), B owns a cat(choice animal) rescue center, they’ve been dating for a few months when B has to go into the center for an emergency while on a date with A, who doesn’t know what B does exactly and tags along

1. A is a cam-performer and B stumbles upon their show and is dumbstuck
   
2. A has a mobile pet salon and B found a filthy stray in need of a bath ASAP
3. A recently moved in downstairs and B is a very loud upstairs neighbor and steals WiFi
4. A is a cop and B is a sexworker who A is in denial about loving even as they let B off with warnings all the time
5. A is a pet walker and B is a recovering pet thief who doesn’t know if it’s the pets or pet walker they’re after now
6. A found a wounded rare bird and B is the park ranger who responds to their call for help
7. A works at a childrens hospital and B is a single parent who’s kid is having major surgery 
8. A’s shoe laces got caught in the escalator and B is the technician who’s trying to fix the situation
9. A is a pizza delivery driver and B jumps into their car to try stealing the pizza
10. A is a former drug dealer and B is a recovering addict and they both try to keep the other from knowing about their pasts
11. A works at a photo scene in the mall and goes in costume into the 24 hour store B works at
12. A’s been arrested and is waiting handcuffed to a bench in the police station, B is there to deliver donuts and can’t help giving A one
13. A is an activist for animal rights and B works at an aquarium that rehabilitates marine life to free into the wild but A didn’t get the memo
14. A is a yard duty for a preschool and B is a new substitute teacher who got turned around in the halls 
15. A’s pet recently died and B owns a headstone shop and thinks the grave marker is for a person not a pet

1. I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead
   
2. You were supposed to get diaper rash cream at the store but now you’re texting pictures of the shelves and asking what you forgot come on
3. We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time
4. I’m really sorry the kid’s copying a bad word I said and I keep laughing but come on look how cute that is
5. It’s our first date since having the kid and you keep texting the sitter and trying to facetime them instead of enjoying dinner
6. We’re trying to fool around while the kid is asleep but we heard a noise and now we’re freaking out if they heard or seen us or not
7. I know it’s silly but humor the kid and “kill the spider”, I know it’s just stray hairs knotted up but it scares them so do it come on
8. You asked me to get the kid’s school things together but it’s morning and I forgot no I’m not trying to rush it before you notice
9. The school sent home a project for our kid to do but it’s really complicated and they want help but only your’s they refuse me
10. Look I remember I said no pets until the kid’s older but they found this animal and it’s cute and they’re cute can we please keep it please

1. It’s 3am and my kid is out of diapers please I know this sucks to last minute ring up someone I’m really sorry but it’s an emergency
   
2. Your kid literally shoved their finger to the second knuckle in their nose and wiped it on my leg and I don’t know what to do about this
3. I know it might be inappropriate to ask out my kid’s doctor but the nurse took them out of the room to weigh them and now’s my only chance
4. I’m not a creep but I seen your kid asking for this toy and you said you couldn’t afford it right now so I bought it for them maybe
5. My kid is lost somewhere in this changing room and I’m really sorry but have you seen a little human running wild through here
6. Don’t judge me but my kid’s clothes are all messed up and I’m trying to change them in the back of our car right next to your’s 
7. Your kid threw a cookie at me and I’m sorry I laughed and embarrassed your or them but it was kind of cute don’t punish them please
8. I’ve heard you signing in the middle of every night this week and it’s so off key- oh sorry I didn’t know those were lullabies or that you had a kid
9. So you’re the new teacher’s aid in my kid’s class and I was not expecting you to be so cute or charming and also my kid loves you 
10. Apparently your kid scaled my backyard fence to pet my cat and now I have a scared kid crying for their parent and a freaked out cat in a tree

1. Listen I know this sounds like bullshit but I’m from the future and I’m here to keep you from being murdered okay
   
2. You were my significant other in a previous life but you didn’t reincarnate this time so I found a way to go into the past to see you again
3. I’m from the past and you don’t believe me but I just came here to find a cure for someone and you need to help me
4. I managed to create time travel- but it’s only for short bursts forward or backwards and you don’t believe me but I’ll prove it
5. I swear you’re my significant other from an alternate dimension and no I’m not a stalker you told me all this personal info in the other world
6. We’re in a hotel together except I’m somehow two years ahead of you and I keep finding your notes and think I’m losing it
7. When I got on the plane it was one year but during the red-eye something happened and we landed in the future 

1. Ok it’s weird that we’ve met while auditioning for parts in a condom/K-Y Jelly commercial but wow you are cute I don’t even have to act now
   
2. Excuse me but that moose in your backyard is under my care and I really need to get it back
3. I know it’s strange that I’m naked on your patio but if you give me some clothes or a blanket I’ll explain everything
4. The elevator got stuck between floors and I’m giving you a boost to get out the roof hatch but oh man I never noticed your nice butt before
5. I know it’s probably poor taste to ask you out during your relative’s funeral but I don’t know if I’ll ever see you again so
6. Listen you’ve been standing on the sidewalk outside of my house for the last three hours are you a murderer waiting for me to fall asleep or what
7. This is a little awkward since I’m cuffed in the back of your squad car but you’re incredible and when I make bail I’d love to take you to lunch

1. It’s my roommate’s birthday and you just made me drop the last cake in the store so help me either find a new one or bake a new one
   
2. My dog just ran through the doggie door to your house please let me go in and get it
3. I just upended a cup on you on accident so please take my shirt/jacket and i’m sorry
4. Your kid keeps running over here and stealing food off my plate when you’re not looking and I don’t know how to make it stop
5. I opened my cardoor and didn’t see you riding by on your bike and you crashed into it holy crap
6. You’re a school to be a nurse/doctor and I just got hit in the face and my nose is bleeding and did you know you faint at seeing that much blood
7. I’m pretty sure your baby keeps dropping it’s toy on purpose for my attention and it’s cute but this floor is probably really dirty
8. This pregnant person is just a friend/retaliative so please stop giving us weird looks because I was flirting with you it’s not mine
9. My cat just stole your dog’s ball and went up the tree with it I’m not sorry why is your dog even afraid of cats
10. I don’t even like sandwiches but you’re a cute deli employee who always gets the order wrong but your smile makes it okay

1. A is setting off fireworks weeks before the holiday, B goes over to tell them to stop (bonus: c is the responding officer for the illegal fireworks)
   
2. A has a big lush pool and B overheard they were going out of town for the weekend, so B uses the pool but A comes home early
3. A is a busybody/nosy neighbor and confronts B about their very green yard (bonus: B’s yard is painted to look nice but isn’t watered enough)
4. A is having a summer party/BBQ and B sneaks in for free food and pool usage
5. A’s dog got out and invaded B’s kiddy pool (bonus: B doesn’t even have kids, the pool was for their adult butt to sit in)
6. A keeps getting water on their face and can’t figure out how, B is shooting a squirt gun at A from outside the window when A looks away
7. A notices B has sunburns but only in weird shapes on their body like someone wrote in their sunscreen (bonus: it’s dick shapes)
8. A is sunbathing on their apartment roof naked, B came up to do the same (bonus: C’s a janitor that has to open the accidentally locked door)
9. A found the perfect beach spot to set up their stuff, B is playing volleyball and keeps missing the ball so they have to walk next to A to get it
10. A is barbecuing and B keeps telling them to flip the burgers but A says they’re not ready (bonus: they’re burnt outside and raw in the middle)
11. A paddled out into the ocean to try and surf but got stuck/scared, B is the life guard that has to paddle out and drag them back to shore
12. A seen a shark and caused a panic, B was wearing a fake fin to trick people (bonus: C is the beach patrol and isn’t amused with them both)
13. A keeps spitting their watermelon seeds over the balcony and B finds them on their balcony and is angry
14. A was fishing and heard B screaming down the river, A has to help B get a hook out of their finger 
15. A had a swimsuit malfunction and after some teasing B gives them a towel to cover up with

Person A is a gang leader. 

Person B is part of the gang, but not really important.

A looks very casual - scuffed up boots, a shirt that hasn’t been washed in forever, a jacket that hasn’t ever seen anything but age and skinny jeans. If anything, you’d think he was the low ranking one.

B looks very much like a leader of a gang. Intimidating, wears dark colors, a sucker for aesthetic and a posture of a soldier. B is very awkward, however, and completely the opposite of their looks.

aherosarchive-deactivated201608:

“i had to be ur fake boyfriend/girlfriend bc some creep was hitting on you and it was making you uncomfortable and now i have busted knuckles and a cut lip but hey are u okay” au