#aka my missing 4pm post
Shinsou: Are you sure that me being in the same school as your little brother isn’t dangerous? Aren’t you only a villain to kill your dad, wouldn’t that mean me being even relatively close to your brother would be a safety issue for me and him?
Dabi: You make it sound like leaving villainy, adopting a random street kid, and beating the generational trauma in my family wouldn’t piss my father off more than trying to kill him.
Shigaraki, who was put in charge of babysitting some kid Dabi brought back from his various crimes: What do I do with a kid!?
Kid: Daddy?
Shigaraki: I will kill anyone and anything that causes you even an ounce of emotional distress up to and including myself.
Nikolai: Siggy-Wiggy UwU.
Sigma: I’m going to jump from the casino.
Sigma: I will end your bloodline.
Nikolai: I’m gay, the bloodline already ended with me, bitch.
Sigma: …
Sigma: I will end your parents’ bloodline.
Nikolai: Oooh, can you toss me off the casino to do it?
Nikolai: Sorry, I don’t care.
Sigma: I’M BLEEDING!
Nikolai: You’ll be fine, sleep it off.
Shinsou: Aizawa, could I maybe crash at your place until the dorms are built?
Aizawa: What? Why?
Shinsou: The family that was supposed to adopt me doesn’t like that I’m in UA and the orphanage I’d go back to already filled my old room and is at full capacity again.
Aizawa: Give me the adoption paperwork right now.
Shinsou: Are you sure?
Aizawa: I didn’t stutter. Paperwork, now. You’re my son now.
Sigma: If I smacked you, would that make you shut up?
Nikolai: If anything, it would make me more annoying because I’m touch-starved.
Sigma: I swear, Nikolai. Is there no way to shut you up?
Nikolai: I mean, aside from just straight up drugging me to sleep, probably not.
Sunrise: Goooooooood morning!
Moondrop, just waking up: This is why I’m so murderous.
Bonnie and Foxy: *watching over Roxy and Monty interacting*
Bonnie: Aren’t our kids cute?
Foxy: ‘Our’?
Bonnie: Come on, you know as well as anyone else that we share custody.
Foxy: You’re right but I don’t like it.
Midoriya: What’s your dad like?
Shinsou, remembers it’s Dabi: He’s cool, a really reclusive person. But he and his friends are pretty cool.
Midoriya: How does a reclusive person adopt a kid?
Shinsou, also remembering he never told anyone he was homeless at the start of the school year: Um…Guess he wanted to start a family but didn’t want a partner or just wanted to help open his home to a more ‘unadoptable’ teen.
