#alice cullen
I had toit’s too funny
this is emmett:
edward throughout midnight sun:
me everytime i watch the breaking dawn part 2 fight scene:
this is emmett when doing a presentation:
edward when one of rosalie’s roasts hits too deep:
jokes on smeyer for trying to create unlikeable characters:
me and the entire fandom:
okay but hear me out: twilight but bella is alice jasper rosalie and emmett’s mate like they’re each others mates but she’s there too.
rosalie’s arm around her shoulders, alice’s arm around her waist, emmett randomly picks her up and spins her, jasper is super chill with her being a human and always initiate pda because she keeps him from you know eating people
everyone wonders if she’s actually with all of them and bella always reply “wouldnt you like to know” when asked
Rosalie, Alice and Paul are on Pinterest !
Not tumblr adding a tip feature …. You know what that means, time to add twilight influencer to my resume.
The way that I cope with no twilight fanfic is that I make Pinterest boards and a matching playlist for any character and scenario I have planned out in my head…
let me make you one… I’ll do anything to get bitches obsessed with twilight again
Y’all are making me feel like a twilight influencer ♀️ can I be one? An unofficial official twilight guru
Thank you guys for 232 followers on here ! y’all are healing my child who always wanted a popular tumblr page ~ okay now how tf do I make money from this JK JK LMAO …..
not really
This Batman movie should have been an awakening for all you twilight bitches out there RISE FROM THE ASHES RISE I SAY! WRITE THE FAN FICTION, START THE EDITS, MAKE THE MERCH ! DO IT.
Breaking dawn part 2 Emmett… that’s all I have to say thank you.
They always say pick a career doing something you love… so how does one make money by embarrassing themselves on the internet because when they were younger they tricked themselves into believing that the whole world of twilight was real… asking for a friend ?
The fact that I was so ready to just get up and leave my family to be with some damn wolves and some vampires… Smh I still would though, best believe I still would. I’ve been waiting since I was 8 years old and I’m 21 now
I’m gonna need y’all to go back into your twilight phase and start writing more fanfic >:| I’m tired of reading stuff that was updated 2 years ago and still having hope that a new update will come out soon… plz
To those bitches that have the Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 Collector’s Wedding Flower Numbered DVD Gift Set ( yes I copied and paste that and what about it) just sleep with one eye open because I’m robbing you
