#apex mirage
today?? i offer mirage. tomorrow?? who knows.
today?? i offer mirage. tomorrow?? who knows.
Emergence Sexuality Graph Update
Figured after two whole seasons I’d update the graph now that Seer was confirmed as Pansexual!
Few clarifications regarding some comments under my last post from the start of the year when Fuse’s sexuality was confirmed:
Valkyrie’s confirmation:
https://twitter.com/alphaINTEL/status/1388191811332608000?s=20
Seer’s confirmation:
Twitter post link:
thinking of starting a series of incorrect quotes/tweets of the legends
, a girl tortured by revenge, embrace hope when love awakens her heart.
, a girl, with a heart too kind has electricity to ground her, keeping her family insulated.
, a girl, weighed down by guilt, finally unfolding her wings to fulfill a legacy.
, a boy, wrought by tragedy, transforms his pain and defies reality.
Mirage: Are you hacking into the Syndicate database? Is that legal?
Crypto: No. We could go to jail and you’ll be someone’s bitch.
Mirage: Really?
I hope no one’s gonna even think about trying to convince me that Caustic isn’t captivated by HIMBO(s)!! HE COULD’VE SHOT THIS BUFFOON ON SIGHT BUT HE LEGIT JUST ALLOWED HIM TO FINISH THE LYRIC!
Also, hello?? Bisexual lighting? Even Big Evil Yellow Doctor has his weaknesses, can’t fight the power of attraction, eh?
貓耳我也想全都要!!!超可愛啦!!!
同情
Me: Says weird things in mic
Me: *looks down* Oh thank god it’s off.
Me when I remember that Season 2 of Apex starts tomorrow
Me when I remember the update is gonna be 20GB
Imagine Octane talking to “Mirage” for two hours straight before he realises it’s a hologram, and then the real Mirage jumping out of nowhere like -
Ajay- Wifeline
Pathfinder- You frighten me
Caustic- Toxic by Britney Spears
Bloodhound- ️lood️ound
Elliott- Dumb and Thicc
Anita- Big Uterus Energy
Makoa- Too Kawaii to Live, Too Sugoi to Die
Wraith- V O I D
(and surely he’s got a contact for himself cause he can’t remember his own number)
POP/STARS, but it’s Mirage as Ahri, Octane as Evelynn, Lifeline as Akali and Pathfinder as Kai’Sa
Imagine the champions all watching a horror movie together, and everyone’s taking it differently - Caustic’s asleep, Mirage is making nervous jokes every few seconds to try and hide the fact that he won’t be able to sleep that night, Bloodhound is pointing out every plot hole in the storyline, Wraith’s trying to explain why those plot holes are happening but to no avail, Bangalore’s explaining how every single violent scene could have been handled better A.K.A. what she would have done, Pathfinder’s sitting there kind of seeing the villain’s point, and Gibraltar’s perfectly fine throughout it, probably even laughs at a few scenes cause he’s a sunnyboi - but then during the credits, it says “Based on a true story”
And that shit BREAKS HIM
and then Caustic wakes up, laughs at him, then falls back asleep
When you don’t see Octane drop the jump-pad in front of you and suddenly you’re in the air