#ashley sally face
Police: You are under arrest for trying to ride with three people on a single motorcycle.
Ash: Wait, what do you mean THREE?
Police: Yes… three.
Ash: Oh my god- no, fuck?! *turns around and checks* FUCK
Larry & Todd: OH NO
Police:??
Ash: SAL FELL OFF
Ash: I’m not like most girls.
*long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw*
Ash: i’m worse
Ash is best girl, hands down.
(Sneak peek from a page of spicy doodles)