#sally face ashley

Police: You are under arrest for trying to ride with three people on a single motorcycle.

Ash: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes… three.

Ash: Oh my god- no, fuck?! *turns around and checks* FUCK

Larry & Todd: OH NO

Police:??

Ash: SAL FELL OFF

Ash: I’m not like most girls.

*long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw*

Ash: i’m worse

My girl.