#incorrect video game quotes
Larry: Hey alishrbdrvtvwjeh
Sal: Oh akjdwidhfvheue
Larry: haha kejdjwirhrhyr
Sal:gkjeeiowvthwjr
Todd, in tears: what the fuck are you saying
Larry: I’m gonna need a human skull but I can’t have you ask any questions why.
Sal: Only if you also don’t ask why
Sal: *takes out seven pristine human skulls* take your pick
Larry:
Sal:
Larry: This ones fine
Police: You are under arrest for trying to ride with three people on a single motorcycle.
Ash: Wait, what do you mean THREE?
Police: Yes… three.
Ash: Oh my god- no, fuck?! *turns around and checks* FUCK
Larry & Todd: OH NO
Police:??
Ash: SAL FELL OFF
Todd: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.
Sal:but then i’d never get to insult anyone and we can’t have that
Sal: Everytime I move I crunch like popcorn
Larry: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Ash: I’m not like most girls.
*long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw*
Ash: i’m worse
Todd: Just to clear up some rumors
Todd: I DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and didn’t take them from anyone I grew them myself so stop asking
Chug: Ever since Sal taught Soda stan language, she’s been going around talking as if she’s on twitter.
Soda: Oof this call out. The tea is scorching.
Chug: Please stop
