#larry sally face

Larry: Hey alishrbdrvtvwjeh

Sal: Oh akjdwidhfvheue

Larry: haha kejdjwirhrhyr

Sal:gkjeeiowvthwjr

Todd, in tears: what the fuck are you saying

Larry: I’m gonna need a human skull but I can’t have you ask any questions why.

Sal: Only if you also don’t ask why

Sal: *takes out seven pristine human skulls* take your pick

Larry:

Sal:

Larry: This ones fine

Police: You are under arrest for trying to ride with three people on a single motorcycle.

Ash: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes… three.

Ash: Oh my god- no, fuck?! *turns around and checks* FUCK

Larry & Todd: OH NO

Police:??

Ash: SAL FELL OFF

Todd: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.

Sal:but then i’d never get to insult anyone and we can’t have that

Sal: Everytime I move I crunch like popcorn

Larry: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

Ash: I’m not like most girls.

*long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw*

Ash: i’m worse

Todd: Just to clear up some rumors

Todd: I DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and didn’t take them from anyone I grew them myself so stop asking

Chug: Ever since Sal taught Soda stan language, she’s been going around talking as if she’s on twitter.

Soda: Oof this call out. The tea is scorching.

Chug: Please stop

Another sketch of my favorite metalhead

I love One (1) Rat Boy.

A sneak peek