#ask me anons

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meandering-hedonist:

I got tired of seeing NSFW asks with moronic questions like: “Is there anyone you want to have sex with?”, so I made my own. I hope you enjoy!

1. Think of your three closest friends - would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?

3. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

4. What’s your favourite position to give oral? Receive oral?

5. What’s your favourite sex position?

6. What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

7. What’re your biggest turn-ons while making out?

8. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?

9. What’s your darkest fantasy?

10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?

11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?

12. What are your hard limits?

13. How often do you masturbate?

14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

15. What’re some songs that you want to have sex to?

16. Folks who like dicks - where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?

17. Are handjobs boring or underrated?

18. What’s your opinion on anal?

19. Folks with a dick - does your cum shoot out far, or dribble out? What’s its colour and consistency?

20. Folk with a vagina - can you squirt?

21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?

22. Are you vocal during sex?

23. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?

24. Do you like being restrianed? Do you like restraining your parter?

25. What’s your opinion on sexting?

26. What are your favourite parts/features on each gender you’re attracted to?

27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?

28. What are your erogenous zones?

29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?

30. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?

31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?

33. If you had to put on an outfit to turn-on your partner the most during a date, what would it be?

34. What are your favourite pet names/dirty names to call and be called during sex?

35. Have you ever hooked-up with a stranger?

36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?

37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?

38. What’s your funniest and/or most embarrassing sex story?

39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what could they do to make it turn you on the most?

40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?

41. Is “vanilla” sex boring or underrated?

42. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

43. Would you ever participate in an orgy?

44. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they’re willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits?

45. Do you mostly prefer giving or receiving oral?

46. Do you like going commando?

47. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?

48. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?

49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?

50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?

Ask me something??? Xoxo

To be fair, Angel has always had a bit of affection for Alastor from the beginning, ignoring him is just one way Angel thinks he will protect himself and his heart. You know, Alastor was always a cunning devil, who knows the colorful flirting he left outside the door is just a prank, a bet with someone and when Angel says yes they would just burst out laughing at him. Angel never dared to think that that powerful Radio Demon could love someone like him, rather, Angel didn’t think anyone loved him.

At that time, Angel was almost running away from everyone, and as everyone saw, ((at least in this AU)) the people around him treated him not badly, but Angel was always immersed in the thought of being pathetic and all of them just pitying him, and that they were laughing behind him. Bad time huh, what is more worse than “stress”? An omega is stress! And Angel thought he was deserved it, he kept running from Alastor to avoid the humiliating end he thought of himself.

And as we all know, Alastor never gives up, especially those related to his Angel. And when Angel realized that Alastor didn’t give up, one night he called him up to the rooftop of the hotel, proved to give up and said okay then I lost I love you i head over heels with one of the most powerful Hell overlords bla bla well now where’s your audience where’s the laughter of a cheap whore’s innocence, just hurry up im too busy with my whore-things.

In response to Angel’s words, Alastor just stood still and his face stiffened, smiling like a tombstone, then he left immediately without saying a word, not returning to the hotel for 2 days, and Angel, his heart also broke into pieces as he thought he had broken the last chance to live in the dream of having his forbidden alpha, but he still tried to smile and said it would be better to live with reality. At least now both of them have returned to their previous lives, which have nothing to do with each other.

But that was what Angel thought, nobody thought after 2 days, Alastor appeared before Valentino’s porn studio with “fawn mama” loud confession :) Everyone froze, and Velvet was the first to react, she said she could smell the pure keen from Alastor, besides the smell of alcohol and fresh blood, pure hunger, pure angry, and hopeless from a madness powerful Alpha like him, it can’t be a lie. And Vox persuading Valention to let Angel go with “that buck” just before they lost a few fingers because of facing Alastor

As soon as Angel agreed to go with him, Alastor telep them both to his owm room at the hotel, a suite room located separately on the top floor. Here, they sat down to talk seriously, a lot of tears from both, their misunderstandings with the other, their sily efforts, their love, they talked a lot, a lot, til late at night and fell asleep together on the carpet next to the sofa.

Well actually Alastor did not really sleep, he just lay there quietly listening to the sound of Angel’s breathing and the peaceful sleep of his love, to know that Angel was safe with no longer entangled in his arms.

It was the first time in both Alastor’s life and after, his Alpha instinct felt pacific.

About their first date, after the night of their confession, Angel relaxed a lot with Alastor, and Radio Demon, he wasn’t as hasty as before, though he still cared about his omega more than anything. Cups of creamy coffee with a lots of milk were placed on the table for Angel. The little notes reminded Angel to rest. The touch is small but always ensures Angel feels safe when they walk together because “accidentally” met on the street. little by little, until one day Alastor asked Angel if he wanted to have lunch with him, and when Angel said “like a date”, he was a bit confused as to how to explain Angel just laughed and kissed his cheek, said why not.

Husk swore that day after Angel returned to his room to prepare, Alastor had nosebleeds with silly heart eyes.

The lunch at the bay restaurant was great that day. Angel wore a white dress and a wide-brimmed hat that made Alastor feel like a classic movie scene. Every employee who served them was beta because no one dared to break the mood of Radio Demon. Angel even took the initiative to sit close to him, his omega scent lovingly patting him when they eat together. They got interrupted for about 5 minutes because Rosie passed by with Mimzy and their shopping bags and she couldn’t stop rubbing that these were the most romantic scenes she had been looking forward to after seeing through the so-called Gone with the Wind. ((Mimzy had tried her best to drag her away so the couple could continue dating, thank you Mimzy dear)).

Maybe for everyone, their first date might be a little too intimate, a lot of kisses, they sit closer to each other than usual, and Alastor seems strangely flirtatious. But please, they have waited decades to cherish their destiny.

lostlittledaydream:

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it! 

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

It’s been awhile with these so let’s pin this one for a bit. Have at it folks.

biggunnut: Now is she drooling because her thong is up her pussy or is she thinking about a big hard

biggunnut:

Now is she drooling because her thong is up her pussy or is she thinking about a big hard cock

I wish i had a body like this


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Loving this look. I love the stares when my skirt is a little too high in this

my-bitter-soul:

All My Asks I Answered On My Blog Deleted, So I Decided To Make An Ask Meme Thingyy.

(1)Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?

(2)Do You Have Freckles?

(3) Can You Whistle?

(4)Last Song You Listened To.

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?

(6)Relationship Status.

(7)What Is The Temperature Right Now?

(8)Did You Wake Up Cranky?

(9) How Many Followers?

(10) Zodiac Sign.

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?

(14) What Books Are You Reading?

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.

(16) Favourite Anime?

(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?

(18)Do You Collect Anything?

(19)What Did You Have For Lunch?

(20)Do You Dance In The Car?

(21)Favourite Animal?

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?

(23)What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?

(24)Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?

(25)Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?

(26)Favourite Tumblr Blog?

(27)Bottled Water Or Tap Water?

(28)What Makes You Happy?

(29)Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.

(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?

(31)Dogs Or Cats?

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?

(33)PlayStation Or Xbox.

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?

(35) Do You Believe In Magic?

(36)What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?

(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?

(42)Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?

(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?

(44)Do You Like Going On Airplanes?

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.

(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?

(47)If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?

(48) Are You A Picky Eater?

(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?

(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?

(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?

(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?

(54)Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?

(55)What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)

(56)What Are You Craving Right Now?

(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.

(58) What Is Your Gender?

(59)Coffee Or Tea?

(60)Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?

(61) What Is Your Sexuality?

(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?

(63)Favourite Pokemon?

(64) Favourite Social Media?

(65)What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?

(66) Do You Get Homesick?

(67)Are You A Virgin?

(68)What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?

(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?

(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?

(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?

(72)Do You Miss Your Ex?

(73)What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?

(74)  What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?

(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?

(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?

(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?

(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?

(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?

(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?

(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.

(83)Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?

(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?

(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?

(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.

(87)Are You A Day Or Night Person?

(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.

(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.

(90)Favourite Soda Drink?

(91)What Sounds Are Your Favourite?

(92)Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?

(93) How Do You Look Right Now?

(94)Name Something That Relaxes You.

(95)What Tattoo Do You Want?

(96)Favourite YouTuber?

Mood:

Fuck me into the ground.

Continue.

I’m bored. Ask me anything, please.

Dear amazing Anons, I see your lovely asks and I will get to them as soon as I get my “work from home” area set up.

Please feel free to ask me anything :) I love interacting with my mutuals. Especially at a time like this when the world has gone tits up.

I’m super bored because I gotta stay at home, like most of y'all too.

Pls consider asking me something or giving me some sketch request.

Would love to have something to kill the time with!

Hello. Still need help with $300 if anyone can help. Also follow my twitter @ BalenciagaMilk

Ten Uncomforable Questions Tag (not agere/chire related)

Ask me any question and I have to answer honestly

And these are questions that would never come up in conversation

Might be triggering for some

Felt like doing something a little different

1. Poly or Mono (would you settle for either?)

2. Straight or LGBTQ+

3. Have you ever gotten drunk (if you have tell the story in 10 words or less)

4. Virgin?

5. Relationship status?

6. Crush? (If your single or poly) and if they have a tumblr tag them in your answer.

7. Biggest secret?

8. Most embarrassing moment?

9. Biggest regret?

10. Unpopular opinion that you have that would trigger other people

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