#bat family meme
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 23:
Dick: I got a new tumbler and it has a very inspirational quote on it
Dick: “I may not be there yet but I am closer than I was yesterday.” Pretty cool, right?
Tim:
Tim: So basically death.
BatFamily: *doesn’t accept Dick’s hugs and kisses*
Dick: iT rEaLly HuRtS
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I’ve seen this meme from my fellow art moots on Twitter so I couldn’t help doing one for my boi Nightwing •3• and yes, I’m still alive :D
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 22:
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Dick to the rest of the family:
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I keep seeing these tweets on my feed and I’m getting kind of worried I—
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 21:
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The BatFamily:
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BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 20:
Tim: Mental health? Zero.
Tim: Am I okay? No.
Tim: Will I be okay tomorrow? Probably not.
Tim: Hotel? Trivago.
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 19:
Dick: It’s always, “How fat is your ass?” but never “How is your fat ass?”
Dick: I’m tired and I hate it here
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 17:
So I saw this trend going on on TikTok and I couldn’t keep stop thinking about this XD
Jason: *posts a picture of his body (abs) after a workout*
Comment: “I felt butterlies in my stomach ♀️✨ now it’s your turn ”
Jason:
Jason: Why the fuck would I disembowel you?
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 16:
QUESTION OF THE DAY: Would you kill Dick Grayson for one million dollars?
Jason: I’ll do it for free if you want
Damian: I would kill anyone who would try to first before I kill Grayson myself
Tim: Our dad’s a fucking multi-millionaire businessman so why on earth would I—
Bruce: *intense stare* Would you?
Steph: Wait there are people who wants to kill Dick? The audacity of you all—
Cassandra: *calmly and slowly does sign language* N-to the fucking-O
Alfred: *has disappointment written all over his face* While a man like myself would not waste my energy with slapping you for that question alone, I can still do nothing to stop his family from hunting you down so I suggest you don’t—
Barbara: You do know who you are asking that question with, don’t you?
Duke: He’s not worth the one million bounty because Dick is practically priceless!
Extra scene cuz I love Wally :D
Wally: Yes, I would kill him but after getting the money, I’ll resurrect him using the Lazarus Pit or maybe by changing the timeline so that I could give him the one million dollars because he deserves it
Artemis: That doesn’t even makes sense like his father is Bruce-fucking-Wayne so he doesn’t need that money—
Wally: That’s what love is
Artemis: It’s also a suicide mission because he’s the son of the fucking Batman and not to mention he has a lot of siblings who are all capable of killing you if you so much touch a strand of his hair—
Wally: THAT’S WHAT LOVE IS! I’D GLADLY DIE FOR DICK
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 15:
Bruce: If a stranger walks up to you and said, ‘Hey, I’m your dad’s friend and he sent me to pick you up’ what would you say?
Dick: That they are a liar!
Bruce: Yes, that’s right—
Jason: Yeah! Because our dad doesn’t have any friends!
Bruce:
Alfred: They aren’t exactly lying though, Master Bruce
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