I headcanon that Jason is the only batfamily member in possession of Damian’s baby photos and uses this as leverage to get whatever he wants from either Bruce or his siblings
I’m a huge sucker for all of those Jason and Damian becoming brothers in the League scenarios, so I imagine that Jason begged Talia to give him copies of all the photos she has of tiny Dami and she just handed them over (she is still, to this day, unaware of the sheer amount of power she had placed in Jason’s hand that day)
Jason probably added a couple photos of his own from over the years that they were together :)
He haphazardly brings this up one day during the middle of a family convo and the entire family just stops dead in their tracks and all turn towards him like like a starving pack of wolves
and from then on it’s just a mad scramble of who can get Jason to hand over the photos first. The manor is in absolute chaos during this time period.
I have so many more scenarios in my head revolving around this hc lmao
The photos eventually got out (“what was I supposed to do Damian? Rip off Cass?” “Why would you even put yourself in that situation?” “I wanted to choose the movie”).
And now Damian is on a mission- collect everyone else’s baby photos to make a very large collage (no ulterior motives here, I have no idea what you are talking about) to display front and center in the house.
Absolutely
Cass asks for those baby photos? Jason’s handing them over on a silver platter, this man may be reckless, but he’s not an idiot.
DC comics culture is watching fifteen thousand different versions of Batman’s parents’ murders and his subsequent gritty and dark descent into vigilantism when all you want is fifteen minutes of him interacting with his seven and a half adopted children in an even vaguely healthy way
We NEED to stop slut praising Nightwing. He is a monogamous king that got massacred by modern comics. You know we do need to slut praise? Bruce Wayne. NEVER has there been a bigger slut than him and we need to appreciate it more. This man has had the most love interests out of ANY of the other characters and he is not getting the recognision he deserves
Danny Phantom powers!Jason au, where instead of using his newfound ghost powers to fight crime/get revenge, he just fucks with the entire superhero community.
Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?
Tim: Jason’s handing them out.
Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.
Dick: Um, that’s nice?
Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.
Dick: Okay, less nice…
Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.
Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.
Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.
Steph: Jason saw the opening.
Damian: And I won.
Dick:Hey why is Tim crying?
Steph *also crying*: J- J- Jason is t- trying out a n- n- new reward system
Dick: Woah there Steph! What could he possibly be doing that would make you both cry
Steph:He’s- he’s using his words
Dick:What? He’s complimenting you?
Steph: He said he was *hic* proud of us
Damian *facing away, voice wobbling*: I am of course immune to emotional manipulation, and would never need such trivial statements
Dick *post bad guy beat down*: You gonna say you’re proud of me now Little Wing?
Jason *grinning*: You’re a good big brother Wing, fighting at your side makes me feel like I’m really alive
Dick:-okay
Jason Todd just out here finding new and improved ways to look smugly in Bruce’s direction
Bruce,pouting: I told you I was proud of you last night.
Tim: But it’s Jason.
Alfred watching all this: *internally* this is what it took for him to start being honest with his emotions? One uping Bruce. I’m not surprised I should have thought of it years ago at this rate he will be properly communicating his feelings and so will his siblings within months
Jason going to therapy because he’s willing to confront his trauma in healthy ways.
Jason going to therapy because Bruce never could
jason going to medical school because bruce dropped out
Jason getting like five masters and three PhDs because he loves the congratulatory remarks Alfred gives him while Bruce looks up at the ceiling.
Jason: you always said be the better man, Bruce.
Jason: N O W I M B E T T E R T H A N Y O U
I just imagined that the compliment contest turned out as a full blown war of compliments where Jason and bruce fight to see who can compliment their family best and it just ends up with Bruce and jason aggressively compliment each other while the rest of the batfam is just on the ground crying cause that’s the most open they have been to each other in years
And you just know the other kids would egg them on.
Jason one-upping Bruce by complimenting the Lanterns and Bruce not quite being able to
Bruce to killowog: I uhhh… I like it when… when you.. uhh… when you are… green, yes and ALSO… The way, you… have a nice… ring. (And this face )
Hal: Ooh, do me next!
Bruce: *using his absolute perfect muscle control to contain the eye twitch that is threatening to occur*
Bruce finds a way to beat Jason in his own game through complimenting Kyle, whom he may not like but can live with complimenting because 1) he is neither Hal Jordan nor Guy Gardener which automatically makes him one of Bruce’s favorite lanterns and 2) it means he gets to see Jason go through a full force gay panic.
Bruce, telling Kyle he is less awful at his job than Jordan and Gardener (which, let’s be real, is the greatest compliment he is capable of giving to a gl), while thinking that his cowl hides the smug look he is sending at Jason (it does not).
Meanwhile Jason, blushing and stuttering, subtly trying to flee the room because talking to Kyle is difficult enought on his best of days how is he supposed to compliment him without dying of embarrasment???
