#dc shitpost
It’s Lord Elmo to you
Jason being welcomed into the family
Jason with his white streak
Jason TACKLING DAMIAN FOR A COOKIE
I’m so exited for this stupid little fucking adorable webtoon my life is entirely on pause
Ok so who do I have to fight for this
I vote these takes!!
BYE this is gonna rock the whole fandom I’m so exited
I want to see more of Stephanie and Jason’s friendship/siblinghood being explored!!
I am, as of this moment on, a devout Stephanie Brown stan.
@ghostpainters’s art really has me thinking about how domestic batfam is my favorite batfam. Like the tacky tee-shirts and snacking?? That’s my shit. The being all over each other because they’re exhausted and comfortable enough to be? Fucking precious. We stan domestic batfam!!
I feel like we don’t talk about the fact that Jason is a literal zombie enough. Like yes in general I accept it but when I actually think about it it’s absolutely hilarious
Dick: Jason, oh Jason. Why do you hate this family so.
Jason: Actually I’m just fucking sick of you popping up out of nowhere every time I make a dick joke. I’ve had to stop doing it. Do have any idea how draining that is. How little I feel free to be myself. It’s fucking exhausting. I’m completely creatively stifled and my art is suffering so much.
Jason:Thank you for your training I really… appreciate…are those my dad’s boots.
Talia: …Oh of course no problem I mean it was nothin-
Jason:-Talia.
Talia:…What.
Jason:Why the fuck are you fucking my dad.(:
Talia:Why??? Would you dare??? To say something like that??? There is no proof???
Jason:You’re literally training me to be observant.
Talia:…
Jason:…
Jason:…HIS BOOTS ARE RIGHT THERE.
Talia:AND??!
Jason:NEXT TO YOUR BED.
Talia:…..SO?!?!!
Jason:HENEVERTAKES THOSE OFF!!!!! UNLESS IT’S TO DO SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE!!!!!
Talia: …
Jason: …
Talia: …
Talia: … Ok yeah fine. You have a brother his name is Damian.
Jason: OH MY GODIKNEWIT
The only guns bruce wayne does not advocate against pulling out are the big guns
Jason: Look, I am a simple man.
Damian under his breath: Got that right.
Tim:-Literally the most complicated messy person I know.
Jason:…..
Jason:-I am JUST A SIMPLE MAN….
Stephanie:“Man”is an over-statement.
Jason:Ok what is with you guys?!
Dick:AREAL man wouldn’t chug the last of the chocolate protein powder without saying anything before hand.
Jason: oh my FUCKING GOD.
Jason: Is gotham fashion strictly black with a pop of color or can it be a color with a pop of black?
Artemis:Jason you were born here.
Jason:Oh my god do you think we’ll get kicked out if I wear NO black??
Artemis:Also,shut up.
Designated driver: Dick
Designated bar fight champion: Jason
Designated id forger : Tim
Designated fucker offer: Damian
Jason: is a large full grown man who commits murder often
Jason when Barbara is in charge of the room: please i am just a small boy capable of nothing evil or malicious EVER ok miss cop lady, goddamn!!?
Dick Grayson if he went to the met gala and there was no particular theme….
- Arriving
- The carpet
- The after party
I understand the writing is questionable but I can’t understand how everyone in the fandom isn’t finding it absolutely TANTALIZING REGARDLESS to see so many new characters in live action form for the first time
[ID: The first three images are taken from Wayne Family Adventures. They are:
- Bruce drinking tiredly from a mug labeled “World’s Okayest Father.”
- Jason takes off his helmet and scowls: “For the record, I’m only here for Alfred’s cooking.” Tim smiles: “Oh, give it a rest. We all know you like it here.”
- Bruce puts up his hands and smiles sheepishly.
Image four shows the search bar on Google. The search term is “fanon batfam,” and below it is text that says: “Showing results for: free therapy.” End ID]
Good morning to this man and this man alone
Dick: When I was your age—
Jason, mocking him: When I was your height—
Dick:
Dick: Listen here, you little shit-