#dc shitpost

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Jason being welcomed into the family

Jason with his white streak

Jason TACKLING DAMIAN FOR A COOKIE

I’m so exited for this stupid little fucking adorable webtoon my life is entirely on pause

I want to see more of Stephanie and Jason’s friendship/siblinghood being explored!!

I am, as of this moment on, a devout Stephanie Brown stan.

@ghostpainters’s art really has me thinking about how domestic batfam is my favorite batfam. Like the tacky tee-shirts and snacking?? That’s my shit. The being all over each other because they’re exhausted and comfortable enough to be? Fucking precious. We stan domestic batfam!!

I feel like we don’t talk about the fact that Jason is a literal zombie enough. Like yes in general I accept it but when I actually think about it it’s absolutely hilarious

Dick: Jason, oh Jason. Why do you hate this family so.

Jason: Actually I’m just fucking sick of you popping up out of nowhere every time I make a dick joke. I’ve had to stop doing it. Do have any idea how draining that is. How little I feel free to be myself. It’s fucking exhausting. I’m completely creatively stifled and my art is suffering so much.

Jason:Thank you for your training I really… appreciate…are those my dad’s boots.

Talia: …Oh of course no problem I mean it was nothin-

Jason:-Talia.

Talia:…What.

Jason:Why the fuck are you fucking my dad.(:

Talia:Why??? Would you dare??? To say something like that??? There is no proof???

Jason:You’re literally training me to be observant.

Talia:

Jason:

Jason:…HIS BOOTS ARE RIGHT THERE.

Talia:AND??!

Jason:NEXT TO YOUR BED.

Talia:…..SO?!?!!

Jason:HENEVERTAKES THOSE OFF!!!!! UNLESS IT’S TO DO SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE!!!!!

Talia: …

Jason: …

Talia: …

Talia: … Ok yeah fine. You have a brother his name is Damian.

Jason: OH MY GODIKNEWIT

Jason: Look, I am a simple man.

Damian under his breath: Got that right.

Tim:-Literally the most complicated messy person I know.

Jason:…..

Jason:-I am JUST A SIMPLE MAN….

Stephanie:Man”is an over-statement.

Jason:Ok what is with you guys?!

Dick:AREAL man wouldn’t chug the last of the chocolate protein powder without saying anything before hand.

Jason: oh my FUCKING GOD.

Jason: Is gotham fashion strictly black with a pop of color or can it be a color with a pop of black?

Artemis:Jason you were born here.

Jason:Oh my god do you think we’ll get kicked out if I wear NO black??

Artemis:Also,shut up.

Designated driver: Dick

Designated bar fight champion: Jason

Designated id forger : Tim

Designated fucker offer: Damian

Jason: is a large full grown man who commits murder often

Jason when Barbara is in charge of the room: please i am just a small boy capable of nothing evil or malicious EVER ok miss cop lady, goddamn!!?

Dick Grayson if he went to the met gala and there was no particular theme….

  1. Arriving
  2. The carpet
  3. The after party

I understand the writing is questionable but I can’t understand how everyone in the fandom isn’t finding it absolutely TANTALIZING REGARDLESS to see so many new characters in live action form for the first time

princess-of-purple-prose:

mrspanky:

[ID: The first three images are taken from Wayne Family Adventures. They are:

  1. Bruce drinking tiredly from a mug labeled “World’s Okayest Father.”
  2. Jason takes off his helmet and scowls: “For the record, I’m only here for Alfred’s cooking.” Tim smiles: “Oh, give it a rest. We all know you like it here.”
  3. Bruce puts up his hands and smiles sheepishly.

Image four shows the search bar on Google. The search term is “fanon batfam,” and below it is text that says: “Showing results for: free therapy.” End ID]

Dick: When I was your age—

Jason, mocking him: When I was your height—

Dick:

Dick: Listen here, you little shit-

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