Beelzebub: pepper spray? That sounds delicious!

[beelzebub gets sprayed I’m the face]

Beelzebub: I WAS WRONG I WAS HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG

Beelzebub: is your refridgerator working?

mc:

mc: hOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A FRIDGE

My Obey Me! hc’s that no one asked for but I am deeply invested in pt. 2

TW:none

• WhenLevi is very excited/flushed, he makes a noise similar to a baby crocodile. It is one of the things about him that his brothers are very adamant over not making fun of, since they know it’ll make the third-born even more self-conscious.
• The “raven feathers” Satan gives us during Surprise Guests are actually feathers from Lucifer’s wings that he plucks to annoy him, since he doesn’t have any use for them, he decides to give them to us.
• Beel’s wings buzz when he’s happy, but he’s learned to control them after a couple of accidents where he sent Lucifer’s document’s flying into the fireplace and had to spend the rest of the day rewriting them. Nowadays, Beel’s wings only buzz when he’s with people he really trusts or when he’s having nice dreams.
• Despite that, Belphegor never had a problem sleeping next to Beel. The tip of his tail fits comfortably between his twin’s wings, muffling the noise, he’s so used to it that he does it in his sleep as soon as the buzzing starts.
• Mammon has a golden fang and a tongue piercing, both upsetting his agent very much, until they noticed that it only increased his sex appeal even more. When he’s nervous he moves the piercing around in his mouth, making noise as it scratches against his teeth (the noise annoy his brothers a lot, but he can’t help it).
• After a while, Solomonstarted making fun of the stories about him, quoting them to the demons around him to make them laugh. Asmo’s favourite is the stolen baby one, while Barbatos seems to always laugh at the idea of him having “700 wives and 300 concubines”, considering that Solomon has told him multiple times that he’s asexual and has almost no interest in sexual relationships.

lucifer, with mc in the human world: don’t get into any trouble.

mc: what am I going to dO? pRaY tOo hARd? it’s a church!

it’s fall so i only post wips

i wasn’t around obey me town for frankenstein beel

i want to participate in frankenstein beel

reference is another wip of mine

some obey me emotes that i just had sitting around for the longest time i wanted to get all the brothers at the same time but brain got occupied with another project

feel free to use! please donate to my ko-fi about it if possible

✨Ko-fi✨

cw: threesome,oral(f!receiving),mentions of degration

thinking about how…

belphie likes having you spread out,back to his chest with his legs hooked around yours to keep them open.

he’s got a gleeful smile in his face as he motions for his twin,the red head looking at you with a fierce hunger,all but drooling at the sight before him.

“i thought you might be hungry beel-“ belphie starts,running his fingers over your clit in quick little circles and watching your cute little hole clench around nothing.

“so why don’t you dig in?” he says it so nonchalantly,like he’s offering up a piece of candy or something,but beel obliges,mouthing at your cunt with lewd slurping noises and broad licks.

all the while belphie is relishing in the way you’re squirming in his lap,degrading words and little praiseshis lithe fingers never leaving your swollen little clit.

my friend cut herself while cooking so and her fave is beel so…! hehe

did i post this?? idr but chomp

Bunny Beelzebub

Hi everybody! I wanted to give a huge, huge thank you to everybody who’s boughten the zine thus far! We’ve reached the hundred dollar threshold that my anonymous donor will match, but please don’t let that dscourage you for donating more than the minumum, which is ten dollars.

I’ve decided to put an end date on sales. They will end at the end of this month, Febuary 28th, so make sure to order your zine as soon as you can!

The zine features twenty-six different peices of art and writing with over sixty-five pages of content! It’s a total of seventy-two pages, and the zine PDF comes in full color, with amazing, mostly never seen before content!

All content is gnder-neutral reader as well, so if that was something you were concerned about, don’t worry!!

Some of the content has been posted:

All of Me|Musuem|Human Again|Love The, Hate Them|Liminal Humanity|Devilpoly and Arcade Night

And there are more teasers as well:

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