#book humor

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Feyre: I can’t believe Amren fell asleep on the couch. She looks so peaceful.

Cassian, uncapping a marker: and vulnerable *grins*

Azriel: I’ll make sure to put “died of stupidity” on your gravestone, Cassian.

Night Court Shenanigans

Feyre: *walks into the house of wind* Why are all the lights off?

Amren: *sitting on the couch* Everyone is playing hide and seek.

Feyre: Oh, so you were found first?

Amren: No, I’m the seeker. I’m going to sit here and see who gives up first. I think it will be Cassian.

Feyre: My money is on Mor.

*The Inner Circle at Cassian’s birthday party*

Feyre: Nesta, did you give Cassian his present already? I don’t see one here from you.

Nesta: I gave it to him this morning.

Azriel: What was it?

Cassian: *enters the room with a chainsaw* LOOK WHAT MY MATE GOT ME!

Rhysand: Cassian, you are under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allowed to bring that on our trip to the Summer Court next week.

*Cassian and Rhys arguing in background*

Morrigan:Well, you clearly won best present this year, Nesta.

Rhysand: I’m the most powerful High Lord. No one fuck with me.

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Also Rhysand: Feyre, Cassian stole our couch.

Feyre: Well, go get it back.

Rhysand: Let’s just get a new one.

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