#book humor
The Night Court on Twitter Pt. 6
Feyre:
Morrigan:
Cassian (to Nesta):
Nesta:
Azriel:
Rhysand:
Amren:
Rhysand pretending to be a villain while also secretly helping everyone:
Feyre: I can’t believe Amren fell asleep on the couch. She looks so peaceful.
Cassian, uncapping a marker: and vulnerable *grins*
Azriel: I’ll make sure to put “died of stupidity” on your gravestone, Cassian.
Rhysand: I heard girls like bad boys.
Feyre: That’s such a dumb rumor that ca-
Rhysand: I torched Ianthe’s house.
Feyre: *blushes* Go on……
Night Court Shenanigans
Feyre: *walks into the house of wind* Why are all the lights off?
Amren: *sitting on the couch* Everyone is playing hide and seek.
Feyre: Oh, so you were found first?
Amren: No, I’m the seeker. I’m going to sit here and see who gives up first. I think it will be Cassian.
Feyre: My money is on Mor.
*The Inner Circle at Cassian’s birthday party*
Feyre: Nesta, did you give Cassian his present already? I don’t see one here from you.
Nesta: I gave it to him this morning.
Azriel: What was it?
Cassian: *enters the room with a chainsaw* LOOK WHAT MY MATE GOT ME!
Rhysand: Cassian, you are under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allowed to bring that on our trip to the Summer Court next week.
*Cassian and Rhys arguing in background*
Morrigan:Well, you clearly won best present this year, Nesta.
Tamlin, an asshole:Feyre, you will never be a High Lady.
Rhysand, a simp:When you become a High Lady let’s get matching tattoos, it would be cute.
Rhysand: I’m the most powerful High Lord. No one fuck with me.
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Also Rhysand: Feyre, Cassian stole our couch.
Feyre: Well, go get it back.
Rhysand: Let’s just get a new one.
Authors have RUINED me
Artist Credit: Nesta, Rhys, & Mor: @charliebowater Cassian: @merwild Azriel: @dominiquewesson Amren: Project Nelm Feyre: Wictoria Nordgaard