#brown sugar bowl
12.20.2015
So Christmas is here. Right now I’m teetering between two older men that spoil me. My long distance hoe is making a dream of mine come true and getting my DNA analyzed so I’ll know exactly what I am and where my ancestors come from. I told the other I just wanted a personal check for the condo fund. I found a great investment property I want to buy and lease out. It’s all I can think about.
Gifts for SD
I got HD a Netflix gift card that I’m going to attatch to a gift box of delicious Sheila G brownie brittle. He just bough a new 65 inch smart tv. And a pack of goddam coffee cups. He actually saves and reuses Starbucks cups and taught me today that if you ask for “double cup” they’ll give you two lmao. But I guess that’s how the rich stay rich.
I got Packer a pocket pussy because he’s out of town yet completely devoted to my vagina only.
Xoxox,
Ursula
Niggas want my time. Call me Clinton. I’m Billin these Niggas.
Nicki Minaj
Doesn’t believe in global warming…. Wtf. He’s exhausting. My favorite part of dating old rich white men is deprogramming their brains of the ignorance. We’ve already had the “why is there no white entertainment television” debate and the “#allLivesMatter” conversation. He can now spot micro aggression. And responds accordingly. I feel like I’m doing a service to future generations.
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Do yourself a favor. Get it. And if you use the code 6XH6UP They will give you $5 to help start.
Xoxo,
Ursula
4.25.16
But that’s over. Sugaring is something that comes so natural to me now. It seeps through my pores. I’m ready to hoe again. I stepped away for a bit to focus on life and getting my daughter potty trained. Even attempted to date nice regular men….yawn.. HD my Splenda daddy is back in the picture and tricking like crazy our relationship is even more platonic than it was before he “broke my heart” :) Use that sympathy. RULE #1 : ALWAYS END THINGS UNDERSTANDINGLY, Because these hoes always come back. At this point of life i feel like i have checked off literally every materialistic desire I have ever had. Now i just want to continue to grow my savings and my daughters college fund. Maybe a new car.
I have a pot date this afternoon with a man looking for a Sugar Baby I convinced I had no idea what a SD was lololol Fingers Crossed.
Xoxo, Ursula“ don’t you eventually want to stop sugaring and find the one?”
The worst is when you can kinda feel your sugar daddy falling in love. Last time I checked I don’t have an account on eharmony. I’m the girl you occasionally spoil I’m not your girl. Run that check tho
I feel so bad for my friends because they actually try to get real genuine love from men….bitch get a puppy
“you’re only talking to him because he has money” and he’s only talking to me because i look good tf we both shallow fuck u mean
when i call myself a hoe
when someone else calls me a hoe
my most recent post about dating well is all over the place, but what I’m trying to say is that I have no issue with young black women advising others to date well off men ( I advocate for it) but the bashing of other women as well as the anti blackness they spew in regards to BM needs to stop.
I go in on BM all the time but there’s a line between calling them out and projecting self hate/anti blackness. The tweet I was referring on Twitter was
Most of these women giving advice literally have nothing to show for it, and most of the time the advice is trash. Don’t let these women make you feel like you can’t date a regular dude and that can’t be “leveling up”. If he does right by you what does it matter? I think standards like the guy having his own shit (car, crib etc) and obviously having job is basic. But expecting every nigga to fly you out, take you shopping and so forth is very unrealistic for most women. But I’m gonna save rest of my thoughts on this for podcast Chile
I can go live about this topic on twitter, if I get atleast 10-20 followers.
One thing I have come to learn over the years is that there really aren’t any “rules” or “guidelines to follow when it comes to dating. Especially if you want to date someone with means so you can potentially become a “spoiled gf”.